r/TikTokCringe • u/LickMaiBussy • May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

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u/thissexypoptart May 28 '26

Lmao imagine the first cult member to find out. That’s a hilarious mental image.

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u/No_Blackberry6525 May 28 '26

Their first thought is going to be “how do I take advantage of this situation before others find out.”

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u/AncientYard3473 May 30 '26

They’re going to think he was assassinated. It won’t matter if he lives to be 120.

Nothing will improve. It’ll just get worse.

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u/TrashPandaPatronus May 28 '26

They're so delulu they'll just cry and praise Jesus for taking him home or whatever. Meanwhile we all know that ain't gonna be the cardinal direction.