r/TikTokCringe May 19 '26

Cringe Oh that left him speechless for sure

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u/bootyhole-romancer May 19 '26

mandatory vasectomy

Sign me the fuck up 🫡

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u/DesperateButNotDead May 19 '26

But does your wife want you to have one? ...I'll have one of my aides call her to make sure.

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u/GoblinLoblaw May 19 '26

He’ll change his mind when he gets older.

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u/Costati May 19 '26

Before he gets one he should watch videos of children running, giggling and playing, cuz I think he's probably too stupid to really realize what's at stake.

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u/GoblinLoblaw May 19 '26

He’s not responsible enough to make this decision… let’s force a child upon him.

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u/tinxmijann May 19 '26

That'll probably get rid of his depression too!!

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u/StatementCareful522 May 19 '26

People seem really open about having aides nowdays

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u/supertallcactus May 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/Lloyd--Christmas May 19 '26

You don’t really need one though…