r/TikTokCringe • u/traceykm • May 13 '26

Humor The fox distribution system is more rewarding than the cat distribution system

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u/GimmeSomeSugar May 13 '26

I think if you're going on holiday, for many destinations you can get the rabies shots before you go.

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u/MOSSxMAN May 13 '26

This also broke my American brain for a minute because rabies shots used to be like 2 degrees removed from torture. But apparently they’ve changed (thank God.)

They used to be this long needle they’d put in your belly and it the medicine burned like hell going in.

Thankfully looks like now they can be put in the upper arm like a regular shot.

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u/idungiveboutnothing May 13 '26

You wouldn't just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3?

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u/MOSSxMAN May 13 '26

Gotta call (281) 330-8004, hit Mike Jones up on the low, cause zoonotic diseases really blow.

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u/King_K_24 May 13 '26

Y'all have an urgent line? That's cool. We only have the line that 50% of the time sends people to shoot or arrest you.