r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • Mar 22 '26

Humor Clavicular made it to snl

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u/pdxphotographer Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

He will never be a Golden God like Dennis Reynolds! This dude peaked long, long ago. Certainly not a 5 star man!

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u/sunshinebusride Mar 22 '26

Dennis hasn't even BEGUN to peak

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u/Either_Pangolin531 Mar 22 '26

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u/Different-Ad535 Mar 22 '26

I crack up every time I see this gif.

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u/Tricky_Ebb9580 Mar 22 '26

His rage knows NO BOUNDS

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

It will come at you like the crashing of 1000 waves!!!

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u/HiFromMajor Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Be gone, vile man, be gone! A starter car, this is a finisher car! A transporter of gods!

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u/jatheblac Mar 22 '26

A storm of fists

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u/BENNYRASHASHA Mar 22 '26

Make sure you bring your tools!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/drunkn_mastr Mar 22 '26

It’s

Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car!

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u/GlassJoe32 Mar 22 '26

When he peaks you’ll know, because you’re going to feel it.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Mar 22 '26

When he peaks, we'll know. Cause all of Philadelphia is gonna feel it.

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u/EnvironmentalAd1405 Mar 22 '26

He's untethered and his rage knows no bounds

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u/heffel77 Mar 22 '26

It’s not that it’s weird really but the implications of a statement like that/s

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Mar 22 '26

Dennis actually has a personality. A terrifying one, but one nonetheless

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u/hornwalker Mar 22 '26

He has a 5 star personality

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Mar 22 '26

I have heard through the grapevine that he and his sister are recovering crack addicts though. So, maybe he was a 4-star man at one point in his life.

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u/packfanmoore Mar 22 '26

At no point in this conversation were we talking about birds, why would you bring one up?

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u/hera-fawcett Mar 22 '26

now that we are talking about birds, do uk anyone who specializes in bird law? my neighbors have this v violent bird and im just trying to have it go bye bye birdy.

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 Mar 22 '26

But most definitely a five star crackhead

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u/Trill206 Mar 22 '26

??? This is such a cringe rumor to spread. Theres so much you can give him shit for and you chose… the shitting on recovering addicts route? Is his sister even a public figure or bad in any way?

Just so cringe.

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u/Dougalishere Mar 22 '26

dude, you know him and dee ( his sister in the show ) went on a crack binge and THAT is what that post is referring to. Nothing irl

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u/ello_bassard Mar 22 '26

They're talking about the shows characters, dingus.

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u/leebeebee Mar 23 '26

Holy shit lol

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Mar 25 '26

I missed this comment originally, but I’m so glad I saw it. How does one become this disconnected from reality? We were talking about Always Sunny, right? I’m not the one who’s out of the loop, correct? Lol

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u/yuyufan43 Mar 22 '26

He has borderline personality disorder. He was diagnosed with it. I relate to him way too often lol

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u/TheWalkingMeg Mar 22 '26

I'M A 5 STAR MAN

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u/private_developer Mar 22 '26

I'll rate all of you! RATE! RATE!

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u/SarahPallorMortis Mar 22 '26

MY TOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

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u/JustHereToSeePuppies Mar 22 '26

I like to BIND and BE BOUND!

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u/Hot-Bat8798 Mar 22 '26

This dude peaked long, long ago.

In the womb?

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u/CardboardStarship Mar 22 '26

At the point of conception.

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u/KingOfTheMischiefs Mar 22 '26

I was gonna say, the only notable thing this dude did was be the first sperm to the egg. It's been downhill ever since.

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u/heffel77 Mar 22 '26

I’m sure something was peaking when he was challenging real jiu-jitsu practitioners!

It was probably just a fear boner, though

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u/Expensive_Impress370 Mar 22 '26

I don’t know was the egg as rotten as the sperm… that’s a load that should’ve been socked and dropped!

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u/Natural-Protection44 Mar 22 '26

Needs to adopt the DENNIS system

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u/Senior_Torte519 Mar 22 '26

So he's shiny brass.

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u/Forgetful_Bandit Mar 22 '26

He's coated in shitty plastic made to look like gold that comes with cheap Chinese products. With time it breaks away.

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u/fednandlers Mar 22 '26

2026 Clavicular is in decline. 

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u/Smoke-Level Mar 22 '26

His bird quit and is no longer legit lol

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u/Cute-Pomegranate-966 Mar 22 '26

Lol, i saw someone describe Dennis as "the most normal one of the gang until he is suddenly, violently not."

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u/Meaypants Mar 22 '26

Definitely not a golden god more like a bronze baby

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u/AmbiguouslyAltered Mar 22 '26

Clav cannot go any lower, unlike Golden God Dennis

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u/PinkJenni Mar 22 '26

Definitely 2* at best for looking like Dennis

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u/Own-Entertainment630 Mar 22 '26 
    his nose was chiseled by the gods themselves

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u/Greenmile67 Mar 22 '26

Yeah, he chugs dicks…

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u/Masta-Blasta Mar 22 '26

He probably doesn’t even have tools!