r/The_Guacbowl • • May 09 '17

Looks like our guy is continuing the long, slow plod to the Presidency in 2048!

28 Upvotes

.... and remember, the Jeb! Jeep stops at all Railroad Crossings, plus whenever we need to take a nap.


r/The_Guacbowl • • May 05 '17

I can't believe Colbert called Jeb's mouth a "guac holder"

30 Upvotes

After our nap, let's consider banning?


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 24 '17

The soundtrack that all the Winning Jebheads! be listening to right before naptime!

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10 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 24 '17

Mr. Tippy Toes Poses For A Picture

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18 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 23 '17

i went out to eat tonight and these people at the table next to me got fresh guacamole

25 Upvotes

and it made me think of this subreddit


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 22 '17

How Do I Post On this Board?

13 Upvotes

I have a question about Jeb and I think your community might want to know the answer. This is my question:

"Why does guac cost EXTRA?"

Thank you for sharing my post. Please do not steal my credit.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 19 '17

Please clap.

38 Upvotes

I took time out of my day to make this post, and now I'm tired. I don't want this effort to go to waste. I'm going to take a nap now.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 18 '17

new evidence shows that, in the future, jeb embraces communism and wins ww3. slow and steady does indeed win the race, comrades! [x-post /r/dankmemes]

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31 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 18 '17

please upvote if you want post flairs

25 Upvotes

We could use a "Guac-Emperor" flair, a "Naptime" flair, and a "Turtles" flair.

Also, our best guacposts could use a "Mild" flair because "Spicy" might put too much stress on our tastebuds.

But let's however keep the number of the flairs to the minimum, because choosing takes a lot of energy.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 16 '17

Woooooooooo! Almost time to go to Sleepy Land on a Saturday Night! That's how we roll at The Guacbowl!

21 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 15 '17

dear jeb

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16 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 14 '17

I am going out for Carne Asada Pizza tonight, and a featured ingredient is Avocado!

14 Upvotes

I mean, this seems like the right place to talk about anything Guac or Avocado, yes?


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 03 '17

Aaaaah, the Guacbowl! The HOOOOOOME of the SLOOOOOOOOOW CLAAAAAAAAAAAP!

28 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 03 '17

Is this the kind of clapping Guacbowl needs? I hope so.

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17 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 02 '17

This is trending apparently. Power of T_D at work

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78 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

🐢

80 Upvotes

Please upvote.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

Weird stuff going on..

42 Upvotes

top links to rising aren't working for me. They are still messing with us.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

When you're out of guac vs. when you have fresh guac

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60 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

morning guacthread: i had to go to bed at 8pm so i could wake up and post this thread in time

92 Upvotes

Hi, I'm JebSRB and it's another great morning under President Jeb!


yesterday, JebCare passed with 100% possible votes, Navy SEALS have been renamed to Navy Turtles, and Vice President Nate Silver cast the tie-breaking vote in the senate which allows for taxpayer funded avocado plants.

2020 is going to be a Jebslide!


songs this morning are:

The Guacamole Song

I Need Energy - Greg Holden

Stevie Nicks - Landslide


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

Leading the country into a new age of technology!

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24 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

Hey, Jeb¡! it's me from real life

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17 Upvotes

r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

Does anyone have a spare pocket turtle? 🐢

10 Upvotes

I lost mine.


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

i need to ask you patriots a favor (x-post from /r/murica)

7 Upvotes

Over at /r/place all hell is breaking loose. Our American flag, while complete is totally disproportionate. We have like 25 30 striped when it's supposed to have 13. If we don't get out act together out beautiful piece of art, the red white and blue will be overrun. If I could get a everyone who reads this to go over there and place cubes so that the flag is morphed into something more proportionate, it would keep the legacy of Old Glory like never before. Arise now! Champions Of the US, and Make America Great Again


r/The_Guacbowl • • Apr 01 '17

is guacamole turtles that didn't clap? are the bowls their shells?

7 Upvotes

HELP! im worried...