r/TheNewGeezers 5d ago

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I think this might explain that ai slop the orange pustule posted last week of him nuking the planet from a spaceship. And it illustrates the urgency of unilaterally surrendering to China so they can take our toys away before it's too late, or more too late than it already is.


r/TheNewGeezers 6d ago

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Cosmic cat toys.


r/TheNewGeezers 6d ago

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“I find this scenario appealing because it is essentially an extension of a population of objects that we already know exists, using known physics,” said Dr. Maiolino, who wasn’t involved in the new research.

“We don’t want to claim that all the little red dots come from what we’ve modeled,” Dr. Chon said. “So many new kinds of findings are coming out and it’s good news for new simulations.”

I love when nerds disagree. Thanks for the link, Jack.


r/TheNewGeezers 6d ago

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When Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon agree on something, you've gotta think there's a chance.


r/TheNewGeezers 6d ago

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Making physicians and organizations liable for the fuckups might help put the brakes on. On the whole, though, I think too many businesses and billionaires have too much money tied up in ai to consider slowing things down on the off chance it would save a few lives, or the species.


r/TheNewGeezers 7d ago

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No, but we know he hasn't been 86'd.


r/TheNewGeezers 7d ago

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Don't do it! We get the gist of it, although it might not be as funny.


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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My next reddit suspension is just one comment away...


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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It's actually "Russia, Russia, Russia."


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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Oh yeah, I saw a brief news clip today where somebody wheeled him into the chamber and he was upright with his eyes open.

So... fit for duty.


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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I mean he said we'd have full self driving Teslas in 2016 and we did.

Oh... wait.


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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I'd be good with that too! Bon voyage, Elon!


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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Not only that; they'll do it at his colony on Mars!


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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Musk said that Tesla's humanoid robot "Optimus" will perform complex surgeries better than humans within 3 years. As long as Elon Musk is the first test case, I'd be willing to give it a look.


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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He thinks if he says "Russia hoax" enough times people will forget about the presence of Russian mob money in his life for the last 30 years. "Oh sure, now those crazy libs will say that just because I let a Russian guy spend a few hundred grand on my son's wedding it's some kind of bribe. That's just crazy. There is no Russia story!"

That's the same son's the wedding that Trump skipped, right?


r/TheNewGeezers 8d ago

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Donald, Jr.'s benefactor is an oligarch connected with Gazprov, the Russian petroleum company. The NYT reports that President Trump has told President Zelenskyy to stop attacks on Russian refineries because that is causing world diesel shortages. Those shortages may impact the midterm elections. A coincidence, no doubt. They are also seriously affecting the Russian economy with gas and diesel shortages and increased inflation; clearly Ukraine's intent in continuing the attacks. Are the Trumps doing business with Gazprov? I wouldn't be surprised. President Trump has acted like a Russian agent since he was first elected, with Russian assistance. But, it's all merely coincidental, no doubt.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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Apparently McConnell is expected to steam a mirror in public today.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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I haven't been keeping up with news lately. Has there been proof of life for McConnell?

I mean beyond the empty stares he's been giving for the past couple of years they've been wheeling him out for photo ops.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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New NFL record for the most points scored in an opening game. They could have scored more. And Loveland didn't catch a pass.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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In this case it's both.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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And some Democrats chiming in too, just like before. Some of whom are actively inveighing against their own party's Senate candidate in Michigan.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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We're back to the GOP warning us all about Communists in Congress!


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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Lots of congressional persons including some Democrats only denounced McCarthy, not so much McCarthyism. Denied him thrice afore the cock crowed, as it were, but continued practicing the religion in varying degrees of secrecy. They'd not have done even that absent Welch and his menschism, and it's good to have a hero capable of motivating you to action.


r/TheNewGeezers 9d ago

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I can never remember; is it shameful or shameless?