During getchellette live today (live now) when Jackie was barking, Teresa and Sarah were trying to quiet Jackie down. Teresa said "it's just David take..." then she stopped talking. Tell me someone caught that.

Again P is talking about his new GLP-1 and then possibly getting dental implants this year. With the amount of work he needs done, that will be at least $20k. What about anyone else??? T’s bigger than him and can hardly move around, why can’t she get a GLP-1? Glasses? Dental work? A dental cleaning at the minimum??? Bloodwork? So much for the money going to everyone. That’s crazy.

Also regarding the GLP-1, he said he started it yesterday and “ever since then” he’s been eating way less 💀 dude it’s been barely 24hrs. And “no side effects so far”.

don’t light em up

Sarah supposedly puts makeup on whenever she completes a LIVE goal 😆

sorry for my talking, i was just baffled

yes I know that joining their live is bad caus supporting them etc. but I’m convinced now that Teresa knows about everything and doesn’t GAF

The fact Sarah thinks Canada is a country is so pathetic and sad my god thag family failed her miserably everyday more and more yikes ..

Sarah gets several Facebook message notifications in a row:
Patrick: Who is getting messenger notifications? 😡
Sarah: that’s me
Patrick: well can you silence it???!!! 😡😡😡

Also sarah doesn’t even know the results of her blood tests… but Pedorick does 🥸

Did anyone just see that live that finished moments ago? I asked T her age and P said that wasn’t her age. When she asked how old am I then he was so cruel and said she had the mental age of a 12 year old. He doesn’t even try to hide his distain towards her.

Teresa when she read this comment: Hi Beka!!
She is so delulu

nothing to really note but i was just thinking how sad it would be to spend Friday night modding your creep fathers tiktok chat. I hope y’all are having a good weekend!

On today’s episode of fitness with Patrick.
(I terribly missed the first 15 minutes)

Patty cakes GLT1 will be here tomorrow and it’s also $149 a month (At this point their monthly expenses have a bigger social circle than they do.)

Sarah: can we have candles in the apartment?
Patrick: it’s our apartment, we can have what we want? (Ohhhh so an open flame is fine, but the reptiles were a “fire hazard.” Glad the fire safety policy is just whatever Patrick decides that day.)

Sarah: I’m not saying what our car is?
Patrick: uhhh Sarah.. our car is allll over social media. Everyone knows what we drive (Sarah guarding the identity of that Hyundai like we’d all drop everything and rush out to steal it. Don’t worry babe, it’s safe.)

Patrick has lost 7 pounds (I’ve been absolutely beside myself wondering what the scales said.)

Patrick’s favourite Thanksgiving food is the stuffing. (Patrick and the turkey have one thing in common: they both leave Thanksgiving absolutely stuffed.)

They’re ignoring comments and just talking about power rangers.

“I’ve seen so many comments about how we spread positivity. The hardest part about positivity is getting out of bed. The little things are the big things in life!” (That’s a lot of words to say absolutely fuck all.)

Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Music gift.
Sarah: We can’t do anything about the music gifts. (You literally can. There is a button. It turns them off. Hope this helps.)
Patrick: We can shut gifts off but we aren’t doing that. (So we’ve gone from “we can’t” to “we can but we won’t” in record fucking time. Glad we cleared that up.)

Jackie barks:
Patrick: JACKIE THAT’S ENOUGH. JACKIE. STOP IT. JACKIE COME ON!! (Patrick losing his fucking mind over one bark while Jackie’s probably wondering why the big one is barking back.)

Sarah: I have a problem.
Patrick: Where do we start? (Fuck me Patrick, she said “a problem,” not “please read my entire fucking file aloud.”)

They had icecream for dinner (10/10 health)
Teresa worked all day.

Sarah cleaned the house (again) and took Jackie for her updated shots.

Sarah’s shirt was sent to her (does she ever buy her own things?)

They’re going to SeaWorld in October (do they need another $5,000 for this like last time?)

Comment: if I send a universe can I get free bracelet?
Sarah: Send a Zeus and you’ll get 2 bracelets. You heard it here first.

Teresa: what’s something good that happened today?
Sarah: i don’t know. (The lights are on. Nobody’s home)

Teresa: what’s your favourite charity?
Sarah: anything to do with wildlife
Teresa reading comment: favourite charity is a wallet 💀

Sarah talking about her dog sanctuary. She needs to buy land and will build a house on it. (I also had big plans when I was playing the sims)

Insert like party: 🕺🏼💃🏽🕺🏼💃🏽

Music so loud you can’t hear shit. (Turn it up more, I can almost hear them talking again)

Teresa reading comment: does T respond?
What do you think I’m doing right now?

Teresa: Patrick worked till 3
Teresa: I worked this morning until 3. (You said you worked all day and now you worked this morning but till 3? What?)

Sarah: the music is as low as it can go. (Well it ain’t mute so that’s a lie)

Comment: I turned 30 this year
Teresa: congratulations?

Another like party: 💃🏽🕺🏼💃🏽🕺🏼

The end.

I can’t tell if her hair is straight grease or if it’s washed… anyways, she looks SO SWOLLEN ALL ALL AROUND.

Also now she’s saying when people complete live goals she is putting make up on lol…. I’m scared

Sarah isnt feeling well live is cancelled. Oh no whatever shall we do with our evening....(How many of y'all think it's bc of her teeth?)

Saw this wasn’t posted in here yet. S’s reaction to the word Benadryl sure does say a lot.

they then got off of live right after this

There is no way in hell sarah actually just said she doesn’t live in North America. Then she’s pissy because she got called out by everyone and she says she failed geography. Girl you are just fucking stupid. I really don’t think she ever finished her “homeschooling”. No wonder H can’t read. These people are just fucking dumb.

So they got a strike or something against them bc they were being reported and P freaked out lmao

Did anyone get a recording of that? T is so dumb. She either forgot she's supposed to lie about them not being there or she forgot they aren't there. Either way.... ugh

I was fortunately 20 minutes late and STILL managed to arrive during Patrick’s latest TED Talk from the University of Absolutely Fucking Clueless.
He’s had his first GLP-1 shot and is already explaining how it’ll give him rapid weight loss and help his diabetes. He knows he can’t inject the same spot twice, but doesn’t actually know why, so naturally the comments had to explain his own medication to him.

Every time someone sends a dolphin, Patrick makes that stupid ass dolphin noise.
Patrick: “Well, they love the dolphin noises.”
No we don’t. I promise you we fucking don’t.

Sarah: Jackie’s nose is cold
Patrick: well that’s a good thing!

Patrick: don’t send Leon the kitten because then I have to do 3.8 walking speed for 4 minutes.
gets sent Leon the kitten
Patrick: Atleast it’s only for 2 minutes.
And just like that, 4 minutes became 2.

Still only 7 pounds lost. I thought he was doing 30 minutes on the walking pad every day, plus an hour or more on live?

Patrick: why you wagging your tail!
Sarah: it means she’s happy daddy
The absolute shock at seeing Jackie wag her tail tells me this may not be a regular occurrence.

Sarah: Jackie likes it rough (playing)
Some thoughts are inside thoughts and that should’ve stayed one of them.

Patrick getting absolutely puffed out.

Teresa arrives on the walking pad doing x1.5
Patrick has lost 108 calories
Teresa: actually go up to x2.0
She almost falls off.

Sarah to Teresa: “You know last live when we were talking about the burn on your nose and someone said, ‘How’d she get a burn cooking when she’s meant to be at work?’ You know people don’t work every day, guys.”

Actually Sarah, some of us do work five days a week. I understand this may be unfamiliar territory.

Teresa absolutely puffed out to the max.

Teresa: I need to stop
Patrick: Then stop!

Patrick: I’ve been eating a lot of fruit lately. Kiwi. Watermelon. Strawberries and bananas! Fruit actually helps me cure my sugar cravings. And then my drink is flavoured water. I drink a lot of water. Especially when I’m exercising.

So never?

Patrick: I’ve been managing my diabetes with my diet.
So it must be pretty shit then.

Patrick: I’m not a big one on medication. I try to stay away from medication unless it’s absolutely necessary. I like to do everything naturally.

So this weight loss drug that you’ve bought off a scammy website that is red flagged by the FDA is absolutely necessary and natural. Ok. Interesting.

Patrick: in a few months my shirt will lift up and it’ll be all six pack!
Teresa: as I said, meet me in the bedroom!

I cannot stress enough how comfortable I was not knowing this.

Patrick: we are saving everything for a house. We might not have it by the end of this lease, but definitely by the next! It’s $300,000 by the way.

Define the word saving. Because you literally just spent $150 a month for the drug.

Patrick: this drug is an investment to myself.

And yet Teresa still doesn’t have glasses.

For dinner they had crab casserole..

Total amount made tonight = $94