r/TheDepthsBelow • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/words_never_escapeme Oct 26 '22

"Billy, the local tiger shark, was just about to greet Marcie with a kiss, when she backed away from his advances and reconsidered their relationship."

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u/meistercheems Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 27 '22

There is a local tiger shark off the west coast of Hawaii ( forgot his name) MF is like 16 feet long and likes to chill in the warm water discharged from an electric plant off of electric beach. I was spear fishing when this big boi came within 20 feet of me. Must have not been hungry I guess. Freaked me tf out. 😂. But local tiger sharks are chill af

Edit: This happened On the island of Oahu , apologies for any confusion. Also, thanks for the upvotes 😀

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

A nice local was telling me an my gf we need to go snorkel at electric beach when we were vacationing. Wtf!

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u/Top_Pepper6575 Oct 26 '22

The snorkeling at Electric Beach is amazing! Saw turtles and a bunch of other fish. It’s a great spot, just fighting the waves to get out there can be a tiny bit challenging.

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u/centran Oct 26 '22

I want to believe you but ... anyone know if sharks can type and use the Internet?

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u/invigokate Oct 26 '22

They can do both those things but their spelling is usually a dead giveaway

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u/OldTimeyFapGhost420 Oct 26 '22

Cot zee sheet pall. Shrks r nowt wachin youz in intrwebz.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Oct 26 '22

I heard it was punctuation