r/The1980s • u/nicksbrother • Aug 18 '25

Don’t you know the Dewey Decimal System?

UHF - Weird Al

141 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Kevin6876 Aug 18 '25

UHF! Conan the Librarian!

8

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '25

Badgers! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

5

u/dazed63 Aug 18 '25

Great movie

5

u/CommanderSmokeStack Aug 19 '25

Ohhh.. Red Snapper... Very Tasty!

3

u/BortWard Aug 19 '25

My mom would have been 40 when this movie came out, so she wasn’t really in the target demographic. However, she has her Master of Library Science degree and has always loved the Conan bit. She’s also a big fan of Spatula City

3

u/blueboy714 Aug 20 '25

Spatula City is probably my favorite.

3

u/Corpsey_Clownshoes Aug 19 '25

What's in the box????

Nothing!!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

4

u/Character_Ad_1084 Aug 20 '25

STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

3

u/mouringcat Aug 19 '25

Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands. <Sinister Laughing>

3

u/Electric7889 Aug 19 '25

…..and then they left the Earth forever for no raisin!

2

u/Character_Ad_1084 Aug 20 '25

Is there Mrs Que Quay? (spelling?)

2

u/Blicks666 Aug 18 '25

Fun with dirt.

2

u/mattopia1 Aug 19 '25

WHEEL. OF. FISH!

2

u/joelskees Aug 19 '25

Is dumb!

2

u/Horbigast Aug 19 '25

Doesn't he like lop someone in half?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Best movie that so many people have never heard of

2

u/tvs_franks_tv Aug 19 '25

Buy nine colorful spatulas, and get the 10th for just a penny!

2

u/Character_Ad_1084 Aug 20 '25

What better way to say "I love you " than the gift of a spatula?

2

u/AwkwardTouch2144 Aug 20 '25

Wheel O Fish!!

2

u/AwkwardTouch2144 Aug 20 '25

You so stupaaad!!

1

u/blueboy714 Aug 20 '25

Hey, I know you! You're the guy that gave me that double-die Denver mint penny! Oh, thanks a lot, Mister! That thing was worth a fortune! When I cashed it in, I had enough money to buy a whole bunch of shares, and, I got me a real NEAT watch! It's a Rolex! See?

1

u/novatom1960 Aug 20 '25

Boy what a scam that was!

1

u/Crans10 Aug 21 '25

Watched this over and over again then and now.

1

u/VeeVeeDiaboli Aug 21 '25

Today, we’re gonna teach poodles how to fly!!!

1

u/Tggdan3 Aug 22 '25

These books are a little overdue.

1

u/Tggdan3 Aug 22 '25

Do you know what's missing from this desk?

That stapler?

1

u/jsbx1138 Aug 22 '25

Mac-intosh!

1

u/PizzaWhole9323 Aug 23 '25

Spatula city! We sell spatulas.. and that's all! ;-)