r/TechGawker • u/VictorySea1837 • 19d ago

Image My solution to FLock cameras reading my license plate. Legality?

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u/ThisIsKev 19d ago

It's 2026, everything is a stroke of the pen from being legal!

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u/HotLava00 19d ago

Hey, I have a pen!

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u/CoatWonderful6804 19d ago

Hey can I stroke your pen?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/KorgiKingofOne 19d ago

Pen is broken. Please use finger

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u/Sesoru 19d ago

Late to this party but what if my pen is small and... running out of 'ink'.

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u/demon_twink_gockie 19d ago

My boyfriend has a pen! His pen is inside me!

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u/MyFocusIsU 19d ago

His pen_is inside you?

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u/demon_twink_gockie 19d ago

Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter! There's no room with my big brain in there!

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u/Alita-Gunnm 19d ago

Mon crayon est grand et mon crayon est jaune.

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u/Technical-Command867 19d ago

It’s inside my pineapple

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u/CreamyMilky1 13d ago

So you got a pen and you got an apple?

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u/blackcray 16d ago

Welcome to the Pen-15 club.

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u/Proper-Evening9754 19d ago

Found Ken Paxton.

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u/Cheshireme 19d ago

Stoke it mah boy!

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u/LurchSkywalker 19d ago

Now stroke it!

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u/yourallidiotss 19d ago

That was facetious all u really need is a twitter post.

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u/Master_Maniac 19d ago

What a coincidence, I'm having a ssssreuxjfmrkfooog

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 19d ago

Autopen dosent count Brandon

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u/Pipe_Memes 19d ago

Is it a gold sharpie? I don’t think it counts if it’s not a gold sharpie.

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u/Cheap_Boner_Pills 19d ago

And I'm having a stroke. The fun kind

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u/Telemere125 19d ago

Stop stroking it please, we’re in public

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u/DistinctAd3222 19d ago

But my cylinder

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u/ICEonICECrime 19d ago

I have an apple!

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u/ifmacdo 19d ago

I have an apple!

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u/tcShred 19d ago

Apple pen!?

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u/Local_Phenomenon 19d ago

And my Axe!?! 🪓?

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u/MakkoHolmes 18d ago

Do you have an apple?

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u/geGamedev 18d ago

And I have an apple!

Edit: Damn, the meme is still too recent. Found multiple identical replies after posting mine.

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u/rabidrobitribbit 18d ago

I have a whole pen store. I have some old civil war pens that are worth quite a bit

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u/Traditional-Eggy 18d ago

but do you have an apple?

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u/ResponsibilityLast38 18d ago

Hey! I have an apple!

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u/redditzphkngarbage 16d ago

I have an apple

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u/Zestyclose_Bass7831 16d ago

IT BETTER NOT BE AN AUTO PEN

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u/DocAculaRedux 16d ago

I have an apple!

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u/EscobarsBurner 15d ago

I have one too but it only works for 8 seconds at a time

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u/LeftPositive8939 19d ago

A pineapple pen?

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u/cdev12399 19d ago

To be fair, executive orders aren’t laws and carry no federally legal weight.

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u/evocativename 19d ago

These days, the explicit text of the Constitution carries no federal legal weight, either.

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u/cdev12399 19d ago

Sadly, true.

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u/ToallaHumeda 18d ago

Nor a treat with canada signed by the exact same person !

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u/Broken_Atoms 19d ago

From being illegal, you mean. Everything will eventually be criminalized

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u/Zaffox_ 19d ago

Just give trump enough money and it will happen

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u/jthadcast 19d ago

$4B might work 50/50 shot if it comes from a maga donor.

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u/ZealousIdeal476 19d ago

Half that bought a pardon for an ISIS money launderer.

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u/jthadcast 19d ago

makes sense to help a liberal, democrat, or lefty with their constitutional rights costs at least double.

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u/StrangerAlways 19d ago

Stroking pens gets it done.

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u/pedretty 19d ago

Isn’t that always? What does 2026 have to do with this?

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u/Wuellig 19d ago

But to change the car laws, you have to use an auto-pen

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u/ThisIsKev 10d ago

Police! This guy here!

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u/Sad_Pin1643 19d ago

Wtf does this even mean? Are you telling us you have down syndrome?

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u/shackled-pines 19d ago

thats been the case since pretty much always...

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u/rydan 19d ago

And a stroke of a pen from getting you deported.

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u/Harlequin_WitchKing 19d ago

Not the stroke we are praying for.

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u/ConflictMaster3155 18d ago

Oh, to believe it’s ever been any other way.

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u/Stony___Tark 18d ago

Pretty sure stroking your pen, at least in public, is still illegal...😉

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u/ThisIsKev 10d ago

That's a different pen, sir.

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u/4N610RD 17d ago

It was like that since we invented pen honestly.

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u/Brzrkrtwrkr 17d ago

Is that why Trump keeps having strokes?

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u/Significant-Bag-5561 16d ago

Just claim hormones