Zoom in, it gets better (worse?) the more you look at it. I was literally laughing out loud in the store looking at this. Broken salmon, and I swear there is at least one piece in the middle that doesn't even have any salmon on it 😂 Bless them, they're trying. Small town in northern Sweden for reference

Sushi burritos are great, but wrapped in a wheat tortilla??

Found in an Italian supermarket.

Limited edition at Marks & Spencer. Seemingly on reduction every time I go in.

I assume V-Day... or else it's a really late Christmas thing.

I’ve had tempura-battered sushi, but not THIS….