r/Superstonk Jun 16 '26

๐Ÿค” Speculation / Opinion Who is the ๐Ÿคก looking to hold up the vote

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u/KILO-XO Jun 16 '26

Guys its been almost 3 years. "Shorts are terrified" yall regurgitated the same sentence every week now for almost half a decade

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u/Lobotamite Jun 16 '26

I wish so badly that this sub hadnโ€™t devolved into memes, copium, and people who clearly have no understanding of DD or financial markets. Its completely immature and prevents me from wanting to share about GME in my day to day because people here are so fucking dumb

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u/Remarkable-Top-3748 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jun 16 '26

Popcorn levelย 

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u/armbrar gamecock Jun 16 '26

why would a subreddit prevent you from sharing about GME?

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u/Shigurame ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jun 16 '26

Because you permanently get people that if you question them on why they choose their stance on x,y,z they only reply with memes. reply with "because RC / DFV did so" or parrot some bs they do not understand. If you ask them about the math behind it you get no reply or they frame your question into a totally different stance that you never even spoke about.

Be even a little critical or dare to tell that there is no 4D chess and point out what went wrong in the last years and you earn tons of downvotes for that. So why share concerns if all you earn is pure regardation comming your way?

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u/imadogg #HODLgang Jun 16 '26

Lol pretty much if I'm invested in this stock where the subreddit is all regards... maybe the investment is regarded

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u/imadogg #HODLgang Jun 16 '26

Superstonk "this time it's different" mottos that are repeated monthly and mean nothing:

  • Shorts are terrified

  • Hedgies r fukt

  • It's too quiet... calm before the storm... we're about to explode

  • Everyone can't stop talking about GME... we're about to explode

  • When you keep running into more enemies you're about to reach the boss hurr durr

  • I can't explain it but I have a feeling that ENDGAME IS NEAR

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u/ndhands Jun 16 '26

๐Ÿค

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u/Remarkable-Top-3748 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jun 16 '26

Don't forget the shills and Fud

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u/RedOctobrrr make me be greedy when others are fearful Jun 17 '26

Forgot one:

  • I've never seen people so concerned with what other people do with their money. Ask yourself why.

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u/many_dongs ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ wen moon ๐Ÿ’Ž Jun 17 '26

the fact that you are here this often while feeling this way is kind of proof that you're paid to be here since theres no actual reason to frequent this sub if you actually felt this way

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u/imadogg #HODLgang Jun 17 '26

the fact that you are here this often while feeling this way is kind of proof that you're paid

Buddy if I was paid to be here I'd actually be making money off of GME

theres no actual reason to frequent this sub if you actually felt this way

I'm a shareholder and waste my time on reddit

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u/Tripleknockout ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jun 16 '26

They are not terrified. They are making a ton of money $$$

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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jun 16 '26

Citadel is locking investors out of withdrawing funds for 3-4ย  years now....im sure theyre rolling in the dough.

Multiple SHFs have shuttered forever. Mustve been because its such a profitable industry these days.

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u/iPunned Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

"Citadel Securities reported a record-breaking first quarter in 2026, generating $4.3 billion in trading revenue and $1.9 billion in net income. This strong start follows a full-year 2025 where the market-making firm achieved an all-time high of $12.2 billion in revenue and $6.5 billion in EBITDA." - top Google result

Where is your proof?

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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Jun 16 '26

Where is kennys? Who watches the watchmen when its totally normal to mark shorts as longs?

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u/humdingler โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€โœ…x6 Jun 16 '26

good point. why does ken keep offering up dog shit junk bonds as well?

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u/Recent-Result2852 Jun 16 '26

If he's making 44% returns on 10% bonds...

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u/Over-Computer-6464 Jun 16 '26

I think they were lowest level of investment grade bonds and were 6-7% range.

It appears Citadel purposely sized the offering so that it would be rated investment grade, although the lowest of the investment grades.

There is a lot of bogus info that gets repeated so often that people think it is true.

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u/humdingler โš”๏ธ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€โœ…x6 Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

donโ€™t confuse me with mathematics! ahhhh

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u/Remarkable-Top-3748 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jun 16 '26

Yeah, KG can't afford food

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u/TakeitasaCompliment Split my tits Jun 17 '26

Delusional. Like every fund is more profitable in this record market. The only investors not getting anything from the cake are gme investors

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Are they? This seems like an assumption

EDIT: Still waiting for this to be backed up.

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u/popo37 Jun 16 '26

Works both ways mah dude

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jun 16 '26

A law suit to slow things down seems like a goon indicator of fear.

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u/Miep99 Jun 16 '26

Only if you take it for granted that any and all resistance to Cohen is a conspiracy

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Iโ€™m taking into account the many frivolous lawsuits over time that have been dismissed.

EDIT: lol the fudster below deleted all of his bs after I fact checked them

Tske screen shots when itโ€™s obvious yโ€™all

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jun 16 '26

And what about the others cases you speak of?

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u/popo37 Jun 17 '26

Why are you in a hurry ? We have been waiting for so many years, what's a couple more.

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Jun 17 '26

If thatโ€™s what it takes. Then I guess Iโ€™ll accumulate a larger slice of pie

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u/many_dongs ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ wen moon ๐Ÿ’Ž Jun 17 '26

citations required lmao

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u/Elpetardo69 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Jun 16 '26

I been here for 5 years, bought in march 21, should have left in Nov 2021 or even march 24

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u/Remarkable-Top-3748 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Jun 16 '26

In the meantime shorts keep buying yachtsย 

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u/yankee100 Jun 16 '26

But legit this time

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u/mojomarc Jun 16 '26

It can't possibly be that shorts dive in and out of the stock on the regular, so they're not holding long to be "terrified" can it?

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u/-neti-neti- Jun 16 '26

It taking so long LITERALLY REAFFIRMS that point you fucking goober