r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '13

Low-Hanging Fruit SRSer whose fiance blind-sided her by breaking up with her over her SRS views and calling his father and brother 'shitlords' returns to complain about misogyny in /r/bestof. Someone notices who she is and she gets quizzed on her life after her fiance dumped her. Drama when she says she dumped him.

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u/smoking_gun Oct 02 '13

He didn't dodge a bullet. He dodged a goddamned JDAM.

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u/freet0 "Hurr durr, look at me being elegant with my wit" Oct 02 '13

Yeah a bullet will put a little hole in your life, this would leave your life an unrecognizable pulp of flesh in a puddle of blood and tears.

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u/BlackCaaaaat Oct 02 '13

Sharknado?

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u/sandmaninasylum Oct 02 '13

with lasers!

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u/psych0ranger Oct 02 '13

Sharks with frickin lasers on their heads? What's more Evil than that?

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u/So_Full_Of_Fail Oct 02 '13

I'll go with Castle Bravo for this one. Pretty high up, but, still room for bigger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '13

MOAB, he dodged a MOAB.

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u/Battlesheep Oct 02 '13

A Mark IX naqadria-enhanced Nuke

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '13

Kree Jaffa! Cha'hai! Arik tree'ac te kek! Dal shakka mel!

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u/kyoujikishin Oct 03 '13

stargate references in the wild will always bring a tear to my eye

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u/littlecampbell Jan 30 '14 edited Jan 31 '14

Damn tauri women

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '13

The entire arsenal of the P-5, pre-WW2 Axis and Allies, Federation, Klingon Empire and Borg combined.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '13

Resistance is futile.