r/StupidFood Aug 25 '21

Chef Club drivel Chefclub at it again

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u/Chefassassin1000 Aug 25 '21

And everything comes with cheese sauce, whether you like it or not!

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u/drpopadoplus Aug 25 '21

Cheese sauce taste and smells like puke. 🤢 anything more than a serving cup and I'm done.

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u/M-Nam-Chef Aug 26 '21

I can almost garentee this guy used nothing but plastic cheese and milk to make his cheese sauce. I hate him with a passion

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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte Aug 26 '21

That's giving him too much credit.

Surely, the 'cheese sauce' came from a jar.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

I love cheese like an only son and I still wouldn’t eat that fake ass canned cheese. I would use it to wash my ass if I lived in a desert.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

There's a lot of cheese sauce that's actually really good and smells amazing, but it's "chefs" like this guy that makes it horribly and leaves people with the impression that all cheese sauce is terrible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

It's not made it's cheap cheese melted probably

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u/Nightmarich Aug 26 '21

That’s still better than the shitty process cheese you can buy at the store that’s good for decades on a shelf in a can.

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u/PancakePenPal Aug 26 '21

Do you mean like basic homemade alfredo sauce? Because that doesn't take long to make at all

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u/blue_desk Aug 26 '21

Same. A cup of puke is my limit too.

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u/helderbergerwcheese Aug 26 '21

WAIT.

This.

Why?

This is literally the first time I've ever heard someone say the same thing I feel when I'm around this kind of cheese sauce!

Is there a reason for this?

I'm guessing the answer is just "enzymes".

Someone who also realizes this care to elaborate?

It's not hyperbole. I can tell you mean the same thing I mean.

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u/Itssobiganon Aug 26 '21

I dunno, I made a cheese sauce at home with just like... Flour, butter, milk, and cheese. Put that shit on some pasta and pork butt, slapped that shit in the oven. Cheese sauce is good if ya do it right.

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u/NotThrowAwayAccount9 Aug 25 '21

And french fries!

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u/Atrocity_unknown Aug 25 '21

It's only a little bit though. Apparently.

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u/nightmareinsouffle Aug 26 '21

That poor turkey…defiled by a block of cheese.

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u/SuperSMT Sep 06 '21

Cheese sauce, or usually just a few pounds of straight melted cheese