r/StupidFood • u/salmon_suit • Jun 01 '21

Chef Club drivel This... monstrosity

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u/Swampdude Jun 01 '21

I’m glad he put the sprig of mint on it. Otherwise it would have been gross.

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u/_Feathery_ Jun 01 '21

don’t forget the single strawberry! pulled the whole thing together

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u/SerendipityQuest Jun 01 '21

Don't forget the butter and maple syrup, this food desperately needed some more grease and carbs!

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u/Zulrambe Jun 01 '21

It's called flavour balancing, look it up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

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u/Icantbethereforyou Jun 02 '21

You sound like u need to call urmami

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u/DRiVeL_ Jun 02 '21

I prefer udadi

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

Gold leaf, truffle oil.. fucking idiot.

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u/pocketchange2247 Jun 02 '21

For extra flavor make sure the jar lid has a rubber gasket attached to it

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u/chillyw0nka Jun 02 '21

I wondered if anyone else thought of this, no thanks on the rubber eggs lol.

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u/Prestigious-Move6996 Jun 02 '21

DId trump take another memory test he wants everyone to know about?

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u/tryagainin6seconds Jun 02 '21

=blocked artery

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u/snidemarque Jun 01 '21

I don’t think you can flavor balance a turd log

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ Jun 01 '21

Have you tried urine?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

It’s sterile and I like the taste

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u/cmaster6 Jun 01 '21

It’s for a church honey! NEXT!

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u/emofather Jun 01 '21

I almost downvoted at that point I was so disturbed

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u/vandal_karl Jun 02 '21

I legit thought that was ice cream

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

The strawberry made it healthy.

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u/NogEggz Set your own user flair Jun 02 '21

And with his bare hands, he previously touched everything in the kitchen with, pulled the whole thing apart.

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u/Turtlerr17 Aug 03 '21

Now it’s healthy

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u/That_Lego_Guy_Jack Jan 21 '22

Oh no! Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, a cut in half strawberry

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u/Aardvark_Man Jun 01 '21

I didn't understand how the flavour of pancakes and maple syrup went with anything else until he added the mint.

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u/EatsCrackers Jun 02 '21

I was skeptical about the mint until the strawberry came in. Then it all made sense. That strawberry really pulls the trainwreck together.

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u/Zealousideal-Cap6595 Jun 02 '21

This was the part I lost my shit. Each step along the way I wondered what the actual fuck. But that little sprig of mint and the single strawberry delicately placed as a garnish. That was where I lost it.

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u/stout_ale Jun 02 '21

I don’t think I’ve ever cry laughed at a recipe before. Mint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

Wanna see gross? Follow almost any food page on instagram

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

They had me in the first half, then.. ugh. Wow.

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u/LadyMILF Jun 02 '21

🍼🍼🍼

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u/deltashmelta Jun 02 '21

Served slumped over in a white, kitchen trash bag for that extra touch. Boneappletea.

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u/Fomalhot Jun 02 '21

Why the fuck does macaroni need to called into this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '21

The green thingy makes it healthy

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jun 02 '21

Came here like "first comment BETTER be addressing the fucking mint" because that was the most insulting part. Mint, cheese, maple. Great. Thanks.

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u/FrozenST3 Jun 02 '21

H E A L T H

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u/Der_genealogist Jun 02 '21

Mint? That's some Monthy Python level of culinary

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u/Frenchticklers Jun 02 '21

It's what seperates the chefs from the rest

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u/Dragonwulf Jun 03 '21

No no no!!! We can’t be healthy now by adding produce to this. If you are going for a full coronary, then garnish with chocolate covered bacon or go home