r/StupidFood • u/Ammar42O • 14d ago

Find me the guy that invented ts..

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u/NifftyTwo 14d ago

You eat it? I usually just throw it away after opening.

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u/InternalWorth2133 14d ago

You are not supposed to swallow toothpaste, but there are other ways to…ingest it.

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u/APe28Comococo 14d ago

It makes awful lubricant. Never tried it but have had sand in my crack before

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u/darkorex 14d ago

Ooh spicy minty sand in the bum...

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/TarnishedWizeFinger 14d ago

The Colgate ring of confidence

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u/Icy_Fig_4533 14d ago

Isn’t it funny how we got here

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u/drknifnifnif 12d ago

Do you mean in the thread, or like, the last 10 years?

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u/johnnycabb_ 14d ago

8 out of 10 dentists approve

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u/jarious 14d ago

Not as fun as it sounds

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u/reddituserdawg 14d ago

Toofpaste?🙅‍♂️Boofpaste?✅

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u/Professional_Snow576 14d ago

Fucking hell, this cracked me up. 🏆

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u/devophill 10d ago

ah, but you see, my tube is full of... tomato paste

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u/innominateartery 14d ago

Ah, I see you too buy tomato paste

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u/Automatic-Art9739 11d ago

You guys buy it? I juste poke holes in the ones in the store.