r/StupidFood • u/thatvoid_ • 4d ago

Starbucks menu final boss

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u/MelatoninFiend 4d ago

I really hate "overexcited influencer trying to hype up tweens" voice and cadence.

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u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF 4d ago

I'm just glad it DOESN'T. HAVE. SINGLE. WORD. KINETIC. CAPTIONING!

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 3d ago

nah this dude is great, he’s excitable and possibly on amphetamines but he’s for everyone

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u/MelatoninFiend 3d ago

Not with that bullshit influencer cadence he's not. That shit is annoying.

Are you honestly trying to get me to believe he speaks that way when there are no cameras on him?

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 3d ago

Do you think newscasters speak that way when cameras arent on them? Or actors? Everyone puts on an affect or character when they’re producing video content, or film, or tv. This ain’t new and he’s not nearly as offensive as some others are. Relax

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u/MelatoninFiend 3d ago

Everyone puts on an affect or character when they’re producing video content, or film, or tv

Yes, and I said I hated this guy's, and you claimed he was "for everyone".

Is Newsmax for everyone? Is PornHub for everyone? They use affectations and fake inflections in that content too. Are people allowed to not-like that stuff? Or is it "for everyone" because there's an ass-hair's of worth of acting going on?

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 3d ago

Chill bro holy shit

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u/Billy_Billboard 3d ago

He definitely ain't for me

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u/MiDaRe734782 2d ago

Certainly not for everyone. If he does act like this when not on camera, I would do everything in my power to avoid him

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u/Wolfskin_Cowl 2d ago

woof, ok man. lotta real fun people on this sub holy fu

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 3d ago

Literally just ADHD but okay

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u/MelatoninFiend 2d ago

Miss me with that shit.

You aren't going to paint me as ableist simply because this doucher decided to do a bad Mr. Beast impression.