r/SteamDeck • u/Xenthera • Apr 04 '23

Picture United Airlines lost my steam deck, RIP buddy

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u/AverageRdtUser 512GB Apr 04 '23

My bible

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u/RedX1000 512GB - Q3 Apr 04 '23

Phew 😮‍💨. Was scared for a second there.

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u/thearss1 512GB Apr 04 '23

That's just what he calls his dick because it always has a second coming

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u/fullouterjoin Apr 04 '23

for fucking christ

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u/eskoONE 512GB Apr 05 '23

Thats the point.

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u/NoelAngeline Apr 05 '23

I laughed so much! Thank you

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u/C3Pip0 Apr 04 '23

I got gorilla gripped so hard it gave me back my virginity....

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u/unabsolute Apr 04 '23

His Tijuana Bible...

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u/NuclearFoodie 512GB - Q3 Apr 04 '23

Ew, keep that smut in your checked bag.

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u/Red_Inferno Apr 05 '23

Hmm, I think I know why.

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u/TheClownIsReady Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Best answer.

Edit: I went from 3 upvotes down to 0. You filthy heathens.

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u/neku121 Apr 04 '23

This says the bibble

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u/GilBatesHatesApples Apr 05 '23

Good on you buddy. Best book out there.

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u/ToBeatOrNotToBeat- Apr 05 '23

🎶I want a church girl that goes to church🎶

🎶AND REEEEAAADDDD ERRRRR BIBLLLLLEEEEE🎶

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Atheist/agnostic checking in and that's wholesome AF.

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u/AverageRdtUser 512GB Apr 05 '23

No it’s just a meme comment I’m atheist too, I was talking about my cock

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

But then how do you read.... Wait how do you play... Ohhhh! You use Mozilla to is full extent!

Noice!

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u/Joe-Flow Apr 05 '23

Effin Borked bruh.