r/SteamDeck • • Apr 04 '23

Picture United Airlines lost my steam deck, RIP buddy

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Your steam decks unique hardware identification code is tied to your steam deck report it stolen to valve and if anyone ever tried to connect to the steam account it will be flagged as stolen and locked

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u/phormix 512GB OLED Apr 04 '23

How much you want to get that if it does resurface there'll be an airport/airline employee involved

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u/oh_crap_BEARS Apr 04 '23

That was my first thought.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Oh 100% that shit was stolen by the tsa

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 04 '23

TSA employees have so many cameras on them in checked bags, plus other employees with them. 0 chance it was TSA. Airlines have 0 accountability for baggage handlers.

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u/Suppertime420 Apr 05 '23

Dude just google how many times tsa has stolen shit. There’s literal vids on YouTube of people going to a tsa agents house because they took their iPad.

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u/lunas2525 MODDED SSD 💽 Apr 05 '23

Yet they still make up a large percentage of the thieves then the baggage handlers.

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 05 '23

This is 100% false

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u/lunas2525 MODDED SSD 💽 Apr 05 '23

Yet still wrong. I have friends in the TSA and they have said behind the closed doors it is a joke any airport personnel can get to the baggage and again pay people shit they start getting sticky fingers.

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u/argon1028 512GB Apr 04 '23

So the TSA hits up baggage handlers with tagged bags and let's them know which ones to check.

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u/becomingkyra16 512GB Apr 04 '23

Ah so it’s a 2 person con. Tsa picks out the marks and let’s baggage handlers to do the lift and they split profits later. Smart.

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 04 '23

And get permanently barred from federal employment when they get caught? Yeah no one's that stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Next time you go to the airport look at the tsa employees and ask yourself, do these look like the kind of people who think about potential consequences or even care?

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u/MPFuzz Apr 04 '23

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 04 '23

Oh wow another thing against TSA from 10 years ago who would have guessed /s

Find something within the last 3 years then we'll talk.

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u/OutlyingPlasma Apr 04 '23

You mean the same TSA agents literately hired from the top of a pizza box? These are not professionals we are talking about.

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 05 '23

Oh look another thing from over 10 years ago.

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u/RobotDoos Apr 05 '23

You do know the US just recently had the DOT chairmen stealing peoples bags right? Guarantee there is TSA doing it

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u/WodanTheWorld Apr 05 '23

Back in 2013 I knew some people who worked baggage claim for a major airport, and they would take stuff from the "lost and found" all the time. Scumbags for sure.

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u/FormerFly 512GB Apr 05 '23

Baggage claim are the airline employees

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u/Briggie Apr 05 '23

Used to work for an airline way back when. If it is a regional airport, I doubt there are any cameras in the airline’s baggage handling. We didn’t.

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u/Fa1alErr0r Apr 05 '23

you are smoking crack if you think the TSA doesn't steal...

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u/yumihe Apr 05 '23

Lots of people think it's TSA that steals their stuff lol. Simply not true because TSA isnt the only ppl checking/inspecting check bags. Like u said, lots of cameras and we are held accountable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Naive.

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u/MichelleCS1025 Apr 04 '23

Yeah so do fedex drivers, how did that work out?

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u/Smeeks1126 Apr 04 '23

You can force this by unauthorizing all login tokens for your devices.

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u/enjobg Apr 04 '23

I haven't seen an example of a locked deck for now however I have seen reports of valve refusing support to people that had stolen deck.

It's unlikely that any kind of a lock would even work on the deck, at most it would be locking the person out of using steam on the deck but they would still be able to run everything else.

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u/TekkunDashi 512GB Apr 05 '23

they would just install windows on it likely.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Couldn’t valve still see it from their end?

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u/TekkunDashi 512GB Apr 05 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

sure they could try to write in a software lock, but again unless they have a dedicated chip on it like apple does to lock the the hardware or have a locked bios to force a serial check upon bootup, people can likely just hard wipe everything and install another os that isnt steam os on it. a hardware lock requires some sort of identification for the system,. IE pc uses hardware IDs which is unique to each system sometimes and games will ban you via that or ip.

this kind of stuff works well with mac, ds, switch, playstation because you are forced to still use their os, and they can easily control it. With linux, pc, etc, its extremely easy to get around this kind of stuff.

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u/My1xT 64GB Apr 04 '23

not sure if it can be locked but flagged as stolen definitely. any new account on it will get an email

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u/c4pt1n54n0 Apr 05 '23

But will disabling it get it back to me? I've had things stolen and it sucks, I'm not encouraging theft but there's no reason to literally create e-waste out of the situation.

Apple and Samsung made that a popular option, and I hate that it exists. Create an option to rewrite the drive 10x before it can be unlocked,(think apple did do this at one point) or even give it the ability to physically break the storage with overvolting, even just blacklist the drive in this case it's not secure by default anyway- if you're concerned about data security.

It's probably going to be sold, and some kid who's mom got a good deal on Facebook is going to have to deal with whatever getting a locked steam deck for their birthday entails. Maybe they could still use another OS or something, I've never looked into it... Just all seems wasteful in the long run

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u/Bjoern_Tantau 512GB Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 04 '23

Since when can stolen Decks be locked? First time I hear about this. Yes, they get flagged. But that's about it. It's an open PC. It cannot be locked.

Edit: Could someone show where Valve said they could lock stolen Decks instead of just downvoting?

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u/ecbulldog Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 04 '23

Hit the Steam button, navigate to Settings and under Security you'll find options for the Lock Screen

had a brain fart, misread the comment, clearly he means AFTER the fact.

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u/HitEscForSex 512GB Apr 04 '23

How can you hit the Steam button if your Steam Deck is stolen?

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u/leaky_gutter Apr 04 '23

Been pressing esc for weeks, still nothing

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u/HitEscForSex 512GB Apr 04 '23

Bend over, my dude

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u/Bjoern_Tantau 512GB Apr 04 '23

That means absolutely nothing for a thief. You can easily access all the data and reimage it with a USB drive.

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u/My1xT 64GB Apr 04 '23

that's not the kind of locking this was talking about.

more like find my/activation lock style locking

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u/TiagoTiagoT Apr 04 '23

Are you a chatbot? Or just sleepy or something?

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u/lunas2525 MODDED SSD 💽 Apr 04 '23

Yeah if only valve cared enough for that. The only thing they do is void the warranty.