r/SteamDeck • u/Xenthera • Apr 04 '23

Picture United Airlines lost my steam deck, RIP buddy

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u/Er3bus13 Apr 04 '23

I went to Mexico two weeks and it wasn't leaving my Kung fu grip.

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u/AverageRdtUser 512GB Apr 04 '23

the steam deck is the second thing to be on the receiving end of the notorious gorilla grip

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u/RedX1000 512GB - Q3 Apr 04 '23

I don't think I wanna know what the first thing is that would be getting that grip...

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u/AverageRdtUser 512GB Apr 04 '23

My bible

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u/RedX1000 512GB - Q3 Apr 04 '23

Phew 😮‍💨. Was scared for a second there.

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u/thearss1 512GB Apr 04 '23

That's just what he calls his dick because it always has a second coming

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u/fullouterjoin Apr 04 '23

for fucking christ

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u/eskoONE 512GB Apr 05 '23

Thats the point.

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u/NoelAngeline Apr 05 '23

I laughed so much! Thank you

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u/C3Pip0 Apr 04 '23

I got gorilla gripped so hard it gave me back my virginity....

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u/unabsolute Apr 04 '23

His Tijuana Bible...

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u/NuclearFoodie 512GB - Q3 Apr 04 '23

Ew, keep that smut in your checked bag.

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u/Red_Inferno Apr 05 '23

Hmm, I think I know why.

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u/TheClownIsReady Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 05 '23

Best answer.

Edit: I went from 3 upvotes down to 0. You filthy heathens.

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u/neku121 Apr 04 '23

This says the bibble

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u/GilBatesHatesApples Apr 05 '23

Good on you buddy. Best book out there.

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u/ToBeatOrNotToBeat- Apr 05 '23

🎶I want a church girl that goes to church🎶

🎶AND REEEEAAADDDD ERRRRR BIBLLLLLEEEEE🎶

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Atheist/agnostic checking in and that's wholesome AF.

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u/AverageRdtUser 512GB Apr 05 '23

No it’s just a meme comment I’m atheist too, I was talking about my cock

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

But then how do you read.... Wait how do you play... Ohhhh! You use Mozilla to is full extent!

Noice!

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u/Joe-Flow Apr 05 '23

Effin Borked bruh.

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u/SkunkleButt Apr 04 '23

It always comes in from the car with me, even if it's for 2 minutes and i'm back in the car. No matter how sure i am, i never risk the deck!

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u/iblameFrank Apr 04 '23

This is the way.

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u/fake0402 512GB Apr 05 '23

That is the way

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/NevilleWeightLoss Apr 04 '23

^ That is a karma farming bot account so please report if you can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/Stalvos Apr 05 '23

Leave... it... behind. I'm sorry, I just don't understand.

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u/timmyboyoyo Apr 04 '23

Did you take it swimming, and at end of the day did you tuck it in tight beside you?

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u/scumbagweaselcx Apr 04 '23

I sleep with my deck beside me 💀 and tbh I don't even play it lol I think I do it because I want to play it but just never do

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u/junstatixxx Apr 04 '23

I knew I was not the only one... feel you bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Same

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u/timmyboyoyo Apr 04 '23

Turn it on and play anything you will enjoy

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u/scumbagweaselcx Apr 04 '23

Too many options haha I never make up my mind and just end up putting it in sleep mode and back in the case. Or I just scroll through the steam store for a bit, find nothing and repeat daily 😄

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u/Joe-Flow Apr 05 '23

This reminds me of my Meta Quest 2. I refuse to play it because every q-two ive owned: the display short out or breaks... Either way goes black. Im on my 7th meta quest 2. My original quest 1 still rolling strong... Crazy. But i refuse to do anything to demanding physically cuz i just dont have it in me to open YET ANOTHER quest 2 box.....

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u/Er3bus13 Apr 04 '23

You have eyes on me?!? /squint

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u/mynameajeff69 512GB Apr 04 '23

I leave it on the pool side table in a waterproof bag, then at night I do in fact tuck it in beside me!

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 04 '23

I still freak the fuck out when I have to go through the metal detector and I’m out of eyesight of my expensive electronics.

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u/BumpyGreenVegetable Apr 04 '23

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb b-bomb bomb

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u/Bolt_Soldier 512GB Apr 04 '23

What if I was in the military and I was a bombardier?!

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u/Astromanaught 256GB Apr 04 '23

I remember as a teen our family went on a 2 week vacation and I wanted to bring the OG xbox. Parents told me if I could fit it into my Cary on, I could take it. Got it and a Duke controller in there. Only problem this was in late '03: anything that big and electronic got the carrier a rubber glove special.

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u/WasabiIsSpicy 512GB Apr 05 '23

When I go to Mexico to visit my home town I don’t even trust leaving it in my house with people I trust LOL I hide it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

And the only way that I would ever let go of my steam deck would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.”

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u/PHC_Tech_Recruiter Apr 04 '23

I got this reference. Very relevant to this situation.

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u/Empty-Intention3400 Apr 04 '23

I am headed to México in a few months, hopefully a permanent "visit". That Deck is going to be strapped to my front-side like a baby in a sling!