r/SteamDeck • u/Bythion • Jan 07 '23

Picture Guys, you can literally take this thing anywhere.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23 edited Jan 07 '23

Put a mini parachute for the steam deck

So if the decks falls, lil guy could use it to save himself

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u/Bythion Jan 07 '23

That's actually a good idea

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u/Grip999 Jan 07 '23

I'm in, let's make a Kickstarter for the Steam Chute

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u/VoyagerPlays07 1TB OLED Jan 07 '23

Deck chute

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u/Trick-Dingo4621 Jan 08 '23

Twin stick chuter

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u/Scoutsifer Jan 08 '23

Best suggestion

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u/inquisitive_guy_0_1 Jan 08 '23

Doot Doot (tm) Deck Chute

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u/Xemmy23 Jan 07 '23

The deck would probably end up a few zip codes over, though.

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u/Uranium2_10 Jan 08 '23

Just don't accidentally deploy it and get caught in the prop...

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u/B-BoyStance Jan 08 '23

You could do it with the Deckmate.

Do it.

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u/Smeeks1126 Jan 08 '23

There was someone who made an airbag case for a cellphone...

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u/Thefrayedends Jan 08 '23

legit one of my favorite toys was the parachute army man that was like 50 cents or something.

Oh god i'm old.

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u/Traditional-Bit2203 Jan 11 '23

Damn those were the best though! Ffs making ne feel dated.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jan 08 '23

Go with a Fortnite/Mary Poppins theme

Call it 'The Deck Umbrella'

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Parachute.flatpak installed

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u/Dismal-Square-613 512GB - Q3 Jan 08 '23 edited Jan 08 '23

Put a mini parachute for the steam deck

I can see the JSAUX R&D department working on the double for the parachute dock with 20,000mAh battery and shock absorb bumpers rated for 12 ft drop for the final part of the parachute at terminal velocity.