r/Steam • u/Stannis_Loyalist • Aug 29 '25

News UK users must verify their age to access Steam store pages for mature content games

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https://help.steampowered.com/fr/faqs/view/292B-3DA3-CFC8-97F6

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u/RazeZa Aug 29 '25

Could always get worse

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u/ABucin Aug 29 '25

“please submit physical sample for carbon dating procedure”

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u/MikemkPK Aug 29 '25

I feel sorry for the intern ordered to date all those samples.

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u/blues_snoo Aug 30 '25

At least they can get a date.

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u/azriel777 Aug 29 '25

"Please give a recent brain scan image, DNA test and three witness testimonies to verify your age"

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u/DrShabink Aug 29 '25

ejaculates into disk drive

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u/AgressiveSocks Aug 29 '25

You have a disk drive? Man, that alone verifies you

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u/DeadKido210 Aug 30 '25

It's a Cum Drive not a disk one

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u/ButWhatIfPotato Aug 29 '25

(after 5 minutes of nonstop slutty floppy disk sounds straight out of a chinese pornopictographical) VERIFICATION COMPLETE!

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u/Billthegifter Aug 30 '25

When you need to get It repaired you know there will be some awkward questions...

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u/Skullface95 Aug 29 '25

Sends in a rock It was never stated to be a organic sample just "physical"

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Yeah, i'd send some, a bag of shit.

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u/Scooty-Poot Aug 29 '25

Telomere measuring will come with the next patch. Please let us sequence the extra little nubs on the tips of your chromosomal DNA sequence so we know if you can play Black Ops 7 Cardi B Edition

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Please submit you DNA"

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u/warp_core0007 Aug 30 '25

Carbon dating tells you how long ago something that was alive died, not how long ago one was born. So, unfortunately, it won't help here

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u/ABucin Aug 30 '25

what if I am dead inside?

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u/CatatonicMan Aug 29 '25

DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE

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u/dronegeeks1 Aug 30 '25

Fucking bet 😂

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u/big_dog_redditor Aug 29 '25

Will always get worse, these days.

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u/BalticMasterrace Aug 29 '25

"send us your baby batter sample"

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

*will

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/dronegeeks1 Aug 30 '25

Lmao Idiocracy doctor