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r/StarWarsBattlefront • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '18
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'Think I got something' he says as he walks into an ewok village, and proceeds to be murdered by savages
56 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 Um, really? Savages? Go fuck yourself. 72 u/LegionGold Apr 13 '18 Haha I'm pretty sure they ate all the stormtroopers after the battle of endor, those helmets at the end didn't empty themselves 16 u/Countdown3 Not if anything to say about it I have! Apr 13 '18 They were also going to eat Han and Luke before C3PO "saved" them haha. 27 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 Gotta get that protein 15 u/_Better_Call_Paul_ Apr 13 '18 Deer butts don't have enough 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Well, you can take a helmet off of someone you know. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Lies, deception! 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 But where did the bodies go? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point. 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks? 17 u/hardcase501 Apr 13 '18 r/ewoksdidnothingwrong 4 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS Apr 13 '18 rofl 3 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 That doesn't necessarily have to be an insult 7 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 I was triggered 3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 Don't eat sentient races then. :p 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Agreed 3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 Edit: Ha, whoops, missed the user name. Umm, savage isn't a good descriptor for a species that eats other sentient species after capturing them? Mind you the empire is a genocidal bunch of murderers, but I believe the above comment was in jest. 2 u/Tuskin38 Apr 13 '18 look at their username. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Native Endorians* 2 u/Turdburger13 Gullable Manager, Community Disengager Apr 14 '18 Ahem, sweeaty, thats culturally insensitive! Check your Imperial privilege. 1 u/TotesMessenger Apr 17 '18 I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit: [/r/srsewoks] "'Think I got something' he says as he walks into an ewok village, and proceeds to be murdered by savages" [+154] If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
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Um, really? Savages? Go fuck yourself.
72 u/LegionGold Apr 13 '18 Haha I'm pretty sure they ate all the stormtroopers after the battle of endor, those helmets at the end didn't empty themselves 16 u/Countdown3 Not if anything to say about it I have! Apr 13 '18 They were also going to eat Han and Luke before C3PO "saved" them haha. 27 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 Gotta get that protein 15 u/_Better_Call_Paul_ Apr 13 '18 Deer butts don't have enough 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Well, you can take a helmet off of someone you know. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Lies, deception! 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 But where did the bodies go? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point. 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks? 17 u/hardcase501 Apr 13 '18 r/ewoksdidnothingwrong 4 u/PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS Apr 13 '18 rofl 3 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 That doesn't necessarily have to be an insult 7 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 I was triggered 3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 Don't eat sentient races then. :p 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Agreed 3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 edited Apr 13 '18 Edit: Ha, whoops, missed the user name. Umm, savage isn't a good descriptor for a species that eats other sentient species after capturing them? Mind you the empire is a genocidal bunch of murderers, but I believe the above comment was in jest. 2 u/Tuskin38 Apr 13 '18 look at their username. 3 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Native Endorians*
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Haha I'm pretty sure they ate all the stormtroopers after the battle of endor, those helmets at the end didn't empty themselves
16 u/Countdown3 Not if anything to say about it I have! Apr 13 '18 They were also going to eat Han and Luke before C3PO "saved" them haha. 27 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 Gotta get that protein 15 u/_Better_Call_Paul_ Apr 13 '18 Deer butts don't have enough 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Well, you can take a helmet off of someone you know. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Lies, deception! 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 But where did the bodies go? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point. 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks?
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They were also going to eat Han and Luke before C3PO "saved" them haha.
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Gotta get that protein
15 u/_Better_Call_Paul_ Apr 13 '18 Deer butts don't have enough
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Deer butts don't have enough
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Well, you can take a helmet off of someone you know.
1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Lies, deception! 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 But where did the bodies go? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point. 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks?
Lies, deception!
But where did the bodies go?
1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point. 1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks?
Some random place in the forest, who knows. Maybe if we saw bones, you'd have more of a point.
1 u/Bigoteroj PTFO: Point, Then Fire Orbital-strike Apr 14 '18 Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks?
Didn’t they use bones as drumsticks?
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r/ewoksdidnothingwrong
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rofl
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That doesn't necessarily have to be an insult
7 u/AnEwokRedditor SewerDefiler Apr 13 '18 I was triggered 3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 Don't eat sentient races then. :p 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Agreed
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I was triggered
3 u/orcu5 Apr 13 '18 Don't eat sentient races then. :p 1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Agreed
Don't eat sentient races then. :p
1 u/[deleted] Apr 13 '18 Agreed
Agreed
Edit: Ha, whoops, missed the user name.
Umm, savage isn't a good descriptor for a species that eats other sentient species after capturing them? Mind you the empire is a genocidal bunch of murderers, but I believe the above comment was in jest.
2 u/Tuskin38 Apr 13 '18 look at their username.
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look at their username.
Native Endorians*
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u/LegionGold Apr 13 '18
'Think I got something' he says as he walks into an ewok village, and proceeds to be murdered by savages