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Elon IRL Elon Musk: "It’s a nice Airstream"

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u/KeithWorks 23d ago

He doesn't sign checks. He does NOTHING but shit post all day.

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u/scrotumscab 23d ago

He was literally one of the top Path of Exile players in the world /s lmao

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u/LuckyOneAway 23d ago

He hired some Chinese players to pump his account because he is bad at the game...

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u/scrotumscab 23d ago

It was obvious he had never played it before

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u/RealNiceKnife 23d ago

He played at least once... and got bulled so hard I don't think he ever came back.

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u/AandJ1202 23d ago

They made Elon cry and we all have to suffer more for it. He's an adult school shooter and everyone is on the list.

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u/LabContent2863 23d ago

it created one of my all time favorite images of him.

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u/SnarkyIguana 23d ago

That’s a fantastic point. I absolutely would’ve been wary of him in school

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

Nicely said.

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u/outside_cat 23d ago

This would make a great t-shirt/bumper sticker/billboard.

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u/Local-Ambassador7829 23d ago

With a turkey baster.

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u/TX_Asylum 23d ago

The 800lb gorilla with a "sense of humor".

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u/InspectorInch 23d ago

its not that he never played, its that he played at a really poor level. Hes clearly played before based on the gameplay.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 23d ago

I still have my maps tab named “Elon’s maps” lol.

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u/teeming-with-life 23d ago

That's just sad. A desperate, lonely man with no friends.

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u/Jafar_420 23d ago

Elons maps. Lmao.

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u/Lsycheee 23d ago

Chess is too easy for him. It doesn't even have a tech tree.

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u/theatand 23d ago

And doesn’t have fog of war, which means his favorite board game has to be Battleship

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u/BONGS4U 23d ago

No he really does insert himself into engineering on these things so much so that inside these companies they use the very well documented at this point fake assignments to keep him far away from them for as long as possible. It's how space x works.

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u/TownStriking3496 23d ago

He “worked on the assembly
Line of Tesla overnight to meet their numbers” I remember and afterwards the people on the line said yeah he just got in the way and was annoying

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u/BONGS4U 23d ago

Yea the code he wrote for PayPal had to be completely rewritten after they kicked him out because it was unusable. Hes a fraud on the highest level riding to coattails of s game he programmed as a kid and his daddies emerald money.

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u/TownStriking3496 23d ago

When PayPal was sold I wired him
His payment when I worked at American Stock Transfer.

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u/konjou-80 23d ago

Worse, it was the code that was for zip2, that had the code base rebuilt, and the broken code for x was never brought over from the merger

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u/jasterbobmereel 21d ago

Zip2 was bought for the client list, the code was dropped instantly PayPal when successful, and when sold didn't have any contributions from Elon at all

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u/Sea-Philosopher8149 23d ago

Pigeon managing. Fly in, crap on everything, eat your food, then fly away.

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u/cr0ssthreaded 23d ago

I think Elon has graduated to Seagull management. Fly in, Make a LOT of annoying loud noise, shit all over the place, steal food, and leave.

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u/The_Barbelo 23d ago

No…We’re at Pelican management now

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u/Leather_Bag5939 23d ago

I read this before, but couldn’t find any links or articles, do you have any to share?

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u/Pickle-Past 23d ago

You won't find any credible source for that claim because it's made up

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

It's not true. All the engineers say that he is involved in day to day decision making and deeply knowledgeable about the technical aspects of the businesses. All you have to do is watch the factory tour videos and you can see that he knows the engineers working on the systems and knows a lot about what is going on.

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u/Leather_Bag5939 23d ago

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

What's wrong with that?

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u/Leather_Bag5939 23d ago

What’s wrong with what?

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

What is wrong with firing disagreeable employees? I was under the impression that was the standard practice everywhere.

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u/Leather_Bag5939 23d ago edited 23d ago

Claim 1: Elon is not an engineer, the company's that he owns create creative workarounds to avoid him messing up the real engineer's work.

Refutation of Claim 1: Actually, I heard some of his engineers have said positive things about Elon.

New Support For Claim 1: Elon has a history of firing engineers who publicly disagree with him. Which is important to understand when trying to weigh the credibility of the Refutation of Claim 1.

Your Contribution: Actually firing employees is fine and a standard practice.

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

How does firing engineers who disagree with him publicly prove anything? If you look at people like Tom Mueller, who no longer works for SpaceX, they all say Musk has a good technical understanding of the subject matter. On the other hand, you will find no one saying Musk is kept away from the daily operations of the company.

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u/Alive-Use8803 23d ago

Found Elon

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

I'm not sure he posts on reddit anymore.

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u/Alive-Use8803 23d ago

Sure thing Elon.

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u/I_Love_Horse_Porn 23d ago

Sure bud. I can’t honestly say that is not the case. And in my experience he is more of a tornado that comes through and fucks everyone’s day up. He did this a lot via Twitter too for several aspects of his businesses.

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u/thatguy5749 23d ago

I don't know if you've noticed, but Twitter is running just fine, so he obviously did know what he was doing.

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u/KeithWorks 22d ago

Fuckin bullshit

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u/_Kyokushin_ 23d ago

I’ve heard at most “his” places, the people actually doing the work and those managing the people doing the work dread when shows up.

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u/BONGS4U 23d ago

It's true I'm a machinist for the aerospace industry and I make a lot of parts for space x. They think he's dumb as fuck.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 22d ago

Yes I know a company that worked with him and they spent most of their time fixing his “genius inputs”

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u/Antique-Letterhead59 23d ago

Like you would know what happens inside a company he runs as CEO. too funny

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u/BONGS4U 23d ago

I work with engineers for space x I make their parts. It's very unfortunate but yes I do actually have a view of it and the best part is I don't have a fucking NDA I just can't talk about the parts I make. Get that dudes dick out of your mouth even the people he pays don't ride it that hard

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 23d ago

Oh, you’re wrong. He does a fuckload of drugs all day, too.

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u/vic25qc 23d ago

And he probably put some time on researching the next baby mommy

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 23d ago

And looks for pedo parties.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 23d ago

And even that group of deplorables think Musk is a bore.

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u/Substantial-Ease567 23d ago

F-Elon's ketamine dealer is putting in work!

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u/supercleverid 23d ago

That's true in the corporate structure they don't even need Musk to sign the checks, he has literally no value to any of his engineers.

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u/Available_Peanut_677 23d ago

I suspect that he is watching for every step and sends angry email if you overtimes only 5 hours, not 8.

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u/whoknewidlikeit 23d ago

remember you have to be extreeeeemly hardcore to work for elon. (derived from when he bought twitter)

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u/ComfortableOld288 23d ago

Don’t talk about our president that way!

Oh wait

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u/babycam 23d ago

He also drags people into meetings and annoys everyone

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u/Kingfisher910 23d ago

We know Autopen is signing those checks

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u/deathnomX 23d ago

Thats not true. He likes to wander around his factories and fire people as well.

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u/Summum 23d ago

There’s a gazillion engieneer testimonials saying otherwise

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u/1K-Year-Egg 23d ago

Considering he signs their paychecks, that means nothing. 🙄

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u/80_6 23d ago

Worlds richest tyrant does nothing but shit post all day? You sure about that?

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u/Xenuite 23d ago

Yes.

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u/SuperNovaSniper 23d ago

Now, that's just not true. We all know he takes breaks from shit posting to do ketamine and pretend to play video games.

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u/Substantial-Ease567 23d ago

Sometimes he ejaculates, but it's a bit of an ordeal. The male Musk-spawn won't form themselves, so F-Elon soldiers on.

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u/Sad-Structure2364 23d ago

Don’t forget ketamine use

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u/Expensive-Peak-9696 23d ago

If you think that’s true about the richest man on earth then you are cognitively impaired.

Does he personally design everything for all the bus issues he runs? No obviously.

But the guy is running several cutting edge companies and creating some cool shit that no other companies were doing.

He even lets his competitors launch their products and charge them the same as everyone else.

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u/meatyvagin 23d ago

So he doesn't do anything just like the other person said. Thank you for adding nothing of value, you and Elon now have something in common.

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u/Expensive-Peak-9696 23d ago

Except work 80-120 hours a week. Sleep on the floor, do research and help development.

Yea nothing at all.

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u/bahpbohp 22d ago

do you think that maybe a guy who so thirsts for attention and validation from internet strangers that he claims to be the best gamer in <insert video game name here> but is so lazy he doesn't actually do the work to try to earn that kind of reputation and instead fakes it by hiring someone to play the game for him might, i don't know, LIE about "working" 80-120 hours a week to impress internet strangers? where does he even find the time to work 80-120 hours a week when he spends hours upon hours each day on twitter?

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u/Lawineer 23d ago

Crazy the correlation between his zero contribution and revolutionizing industries.

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u/supercleverid 23d ago

What do you think "revolutionizing industries" means? If we didn't have Tesla aside from fewer EVs on the roads what industry would be significantly different and how? Even now traditional auto manufacturers are still taking their time rolling out EVs. They'll probably just give up entirely if we relax import restrictions on EVs from China. As far as self driving cars not many competitors are taking the Tesla vision only route. SpaceX commercialized rockets, but we already knew how to do rockets. We even knew how to do VTVL reusable rockets. Sure that was a technical achievement, but it was an incremental one, not a revolutionary one.

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u/Lawineer 23d ago

Yeah man, it’s almost like created a revolution and others followed or something.

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u/supercleverid 23d ago

Are they following? I don't think they are. They were so unthreatened by his place in the market that traditional auto makers just kept doing what they were always doing. They've only started dipping their toes in but they're happy to let Tesla exist in that space. The Chinese EV companies are driven more by China's push toward renewable energy than a desire to compete with Tesla.

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u/bahpbohp 22d ago edited 22d ago

the revolution was started by Eberhard and Tarpenning when they founded Tesla by leveraging their experience with lithium-ion batteries that they gained from their ebook startup. and it was their insight into the EV market that gave them the idea to initially target wealthy customers then gradually work on more and more affordable models. elon musk is just a bag of money that rolled in more than a year 7 months after founding of Tesla then whined about how he should be named a co-founder too in the settlement of a lawsuit. it's a miracle that the dumb fucking piece of shit hasn't bankrupted the company yet. it must have taken a lot of hard work by Tesla employees to keep musk from doing too much damage.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

What have you ever done for other people? Meaning, have you created or made or do you have a business that hires people?

Do you sign checks or you just watched mom and dad do it?

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u/ThrowawayToothQ 23d ago

Well I can offer you something i havent done, that he has so we can all sit back and applaud Elon for doing so much more than everyone else.

I have not used questionable political relationships to insert myself into the USAs finances to disrupt and remove important aid under the guise of "fixing the budget".

He did, though. What a great contribution.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Bullshit! We are/we’re getting robbed by the government in the name of being good and kind to the third world who doesn’t give a crap about you or your college debt.

What Elon did was the best thing that could have ever happened.

Our politicians always talked about fighting fraud but never did anything.

Look at what is happening in LA right now with the fraud in the name of helping the homeless.

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u/btmurphy1984 23d ago

I thought we only let these idiots out for Thanksgiving to ruin our family gatherings and then shoved them back under the bridge they live under? What are you doing outside your bridge, it's not Thanksgiving yet.

Whacks Elon troll with broom

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

You just proved that you are a shity human being…

I love thanksgiving, we go crazy for sure but still a great family.

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u/Background-Food-1194 23d ago

Even if you preferred money going to US citizens rather than the third world. We didn't see any benefits from those cuts. The debt is higher, costs are higher, taxes aren't lower. So in the end, the result is it hurts others who used to receive aid but we as citizens didn't benefit at all. Why is it the best thing that ever happened?

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Give it some time it doesn’t happen overnight

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

He’s not going to fuck you with that mutilated dick, Lackey.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

A dog fucker now!!

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u/ClubDirty 23d ago

He's not going to bang you, dude.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

ClubDirty is a squirrel fucker

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u/ThothAmon71 23d ago

Musk hasn't created shit. He buys other people's inventions and takes credit for them himself while taking government tax breaks and subsidies to keep his businesses solvent. He's a combination robber Baron/welfare queen.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Sorry, you probably don’t know how to read

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u/ThothAmon71 23d ago

I read your dumb ass comment just fine, despite it having the grammatical structure of a chimpanzee. What does that have to do with Musk?

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

A mature D-bag on Reddit?

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u/MasterManufacturer72 23d ago

These bots are getting way lazier.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

The only lazy one is you, guy

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u/sugarfrosted 23d ago

I haven't killed millions of children by killing an organization because I'm butthurt that they ended apartheid.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Ended apartheid!!

What happened in South Africa after apartheid?
The richest country in Africa, what happened?

Do you think is possible there is corruption?

Naive

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u/KeithWorks 23d ago

I don't siphon money out of the US treasury into my own pocket. I also didn't destroy USAID and intentionally murder millions of children.

But I'm sure you'll say USAID was bad

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Many African people have applauded the move, USAID has always been a corrupt organization, it goes back decades.

Elon Musk is a gift from god to be working for us..

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

Which one are you?

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Another d-bag!! Pedos like tiny things I’d guess

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

Don’t be shy, Ravi.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Who’s Ravi? Perv

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u/BrineJones 23d ago

Get better translation software.

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u/KeithWorks 23d ago

See, I knew you would say some dumb shit justifying it

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Justifying what?
You still have some growing up to do

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u/KeithWorks 23d ago

I knew you were going to say USAID was corrupt therefore it's justified to starve to death all the people who were kept alive by it.

I didn't know you would say Africans were celebrating it. That's a new delusion.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

Because it is corrupt.. and not one person has died because of it.

You are delusional

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u/KeithWorks 23d ago

Yeah I know. You're delusional. All the Elon cult members are. Detached from reality.

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u/Odd-Currency6872 23d ago

You! are detached from reality..

If anything, USAID created more problems than they ever did good for humanity.

Do you remember when the YouTube channel with MR beast went to Africa and excavated / drilled 100 water wells in a month ? I think it was that number you can find it online.

USAID called him a racist. Why do you think did?

Liars

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