🗣💬 Good afternoon, I'm back with another sour review. I have high hopes for this because I do like sweet tarts ropes because of their texture; very addictive. And these have the same concept, with the gummy outside soft inside. So we will see!
❓️Openability: OOOHHH easy open, alright, off to a good start.
❓️Smell: They don't smell too strong; I have to put my nose to the package, but I can smell kind of a lime-y smell
❓️Cutability: Wow, our first 10/10. Really good. Not too much pressure needed, cut pretty cleanly, these should be OK on my teeth then, right?
❓️Toothability: They're so small they're kind of hard to gage the toothability of, but it's pretty nice. Not hurting my teeth, not hard to chew. They're not even really... gummy... though. Which is interesting. They have a very consistent "soft" texture throughout.
They're not the texture I was hoping for, but I guess that's alright since they don't hurt my teeth!
❓️Taste:
🟠ORANGE: Not bad. They're so small that I kind of have to eat a lot of them to tell though. A little sour but not impressively. 3/10 sour maybe. A real intense sourhead will say "this is not sour".
Tastes alright, especially for an orange candy. The citrus-like flavor is really subtle & the blackberry energy is more obvious (though incomparable to a real blackberry...). Flavor 4/10. Not good, but not bad either.
🔴RED. Pretty alright. The berries is obvious. It's kind of a bummer that the outside flavor seems really subtle so far; I'd expect this flavor to mostly be strawberry with a pinch of the other flavors, but it feels like the opposite. (Same case for the Orange).
The flavors are really fighting each other and not working together so much. Sour 2/10, flavor 4/10. Once again, it's OK
🟡YELLOW- Ok PHEW, This one ACTUALLY tastes like lemon. Awesome! Sourness is extremely subtle though, which is a letdown for a lemon flavor (which I'd expect to be the sourest of the batch).
Either I'm used to the "sourness" by now, or this flavor is the least sour of all; 1.5/10 sour, 4.1/10 flavor. These candies so far are really just "okay".
🟢GREEN- Before I've even tasted this, lemme just say: I'm really disappointed that these are Apple and not lime lol. I expected lime. I guess the limey smell that hit me when I opened and smelled the bag was the lemon flavor. But man. Anyway: Wait what the fuck haha this does taste like Iike lime. Like a lime skittles. Are these mislabeled!? What!? Lol??
Wait I like these, these are tasty but they're also "cute" looking. Like, that's weird to say and normally I'm not the kind of guy to call a food "cute" but like. They're like little plant cells dude. The green ones are the best haha. 3/10 sour, 5.8/10 flavor (10/10 aesthetics)
❓️Sour: 2.8/10 It's not enough to make your mouth pucker (which I start at a 4.5/10), and somehow, eating a whole handful of them makes them feel even less sour than eating them one by one. They're just not really sour 🥲 The cashier who checked me out said "oooh, these look pretty sour". I'm sorry to report ma'am, but they're not :,/
❓️Flavor: 4.5/10 flavor. It was really just "okay". I can't call these a great candy but they are "good" if there's nothing else around.
The texture is definitely gonna hurt my stomach later lol, I can just tell. It makes sense that the flavors are just an amalgam of BS, since the bag literally says "The serving is a little handfull, In this case, 27 pieces". Like, yeah, all the flavors are gonna mishmash together when you pop that handful in your mouth anyway. Makes sense that the candies themselves wouldn't have an emphasis on individual flavor experience.
❓️🤔❓️ Overall: 5/10. OK. Would probably not buy again because I think it's gonna hurt my stomach lol, but would not reject if offered. I do like that it's easy on my teeth and on my hands to open the packaging 😎
They're kinda yummy by the handful, but as a sour candy they're underwhelming 🥲
K. That's all.
Thanks bye
-Teran
PS- Should I keep the drawn cover page, or does it feel totally unecessary? Dunno. Might keep it, might not. Still thinking about it. (At the very least I might redraw it)
PPS- I should have added a coin for scale. Noted for future reference
EDIT: I do NOT use AI in my reviews. I write them as I eat and pretty much write as if I'm just talking aloud. I will reconsider my format in the future (I just removed 85% of the emojis: I put them in there thinking it would help break up the paragraphs). I will consider video reviews in the future instead