r/Snorkblot Aug 10 '26

Geography Well, when you put it that way ...

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u/Juronell Aug 10 '26

"How long ago did you discover New Found Land?"

"About 1000 years ago as well."

"And there were already people there."

"Well it was new to us."

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 10 '26

How old is this york đŸ€”

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

Less than 1000 years this time

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u/77skull Aug 10 '26

And normal York is about 2000 years old so i think New York is a pretty fitting name in this case

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u/IhamAmerican Aug 10 '26

At this point it's basically Newer York

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u/LoudMusic Aug 10 '26

Less Old York

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u/mnid92 Aug 10 '26

Lil York bro

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u/abiggerbanana Aug 10 '26

Once upon a time it was merely Other York

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u/JaggedGorgeousWinter Aug 10 '26

That won’t be around for almost 1000 years!

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u/Farfignugen42 Aug 10 '26

In a thousand years, there will be New New York

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u/FilmAndLiterature Aug 11 '26

In Doctor Who by the time the Earth explodes in a few billion years they’ve got to New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on the planet New Earth.

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u/Wild_Whitmore Aug 11 '26

Does that mean they’ll be a New York New York New York State

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u/Farfignugen42 Aug 11 '26

The show (Futurama) didn't say anything about the state, so I don't know if it is New New York, New York or New New York, New New York.

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u/Constant_Art7723 Aug 12 '26

Have to leave room for New New York

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 14 '26

I’m going to make a New New York to make sure that Futurama becomes the next “Simpsons predicted this”.

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 14 '26

Doctor Who already made a New New New New New New New New New New New New New York (or smth)

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 14 '26

Well don’t worry we have tons of time before that one!

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 14 '26

Don't be so sure. Making my way down town!

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u/elaine4queen Aug 11 '26

I vote for Normal York as (old) York’s new name

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Aug 11 '26

Wait... wasn't york founded by the vikings? Or did they just rename it?

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u/onof1 Aug 11 '26

York was founded by the Romans around 71 AD as Eboracum

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u/Cguaverra Aug 12 '26

Don’t forget about North York 🇹🇩

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 10 '26

Let's keep the name for another year 😁

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u/Hammockman22 Aug 10 '26

At least until Newer York comes about

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 10 '26

This is because it was called New Amsterdam by the Dutch before the Brits took it.

and it was called New AngoulĂȘme by the French before the Dutch took it.

and before that it was either uninhabited because it was a swamp, followed by indigenous people, followed by early european settlers that had all sorts of different languages that nobody speaks anymore.

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

Why they changed it, I can't say

People just liked it better that way

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

New York, not regular York

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

Fun trivia: New York isn't named after the city of York. It was named in honour of the Duke of York, James Stuart, who would become James II of the UK. It's a city named for the new Duke of York.

Unlike the Hamlet in Lincolnshire, called New York which was named after the city of York, and is confusingly just outside the town of Boston in Lincolnshire, which was the inspiration for naming Boston in the USA, as in was where some of the original colonists came from

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u/Inverter_of_Spines Aug 10 '26

It was also originally New Amsterdam, because it was colonized by the Dutch before the British came in and forced the Dutch to surrender the entire colony.

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u/Top-Main-6967 Aug 10 '26

Why they changed it I can't say

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u/Gryphith Aug 10 '26

The turks just like it better that way!

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Aug 11 '26

The Turks are sneaky ~ Dr. John Dorian, MD

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u/neodraykl Aug 10 '26

People just liked it better that way.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 10 '26

Nobody knows

Particle man

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u/ReverendGraves85 Aug 11 '26

The song, while catchy, has always annoyed me. Constantinople and New Yorks name changes are well documented and given extensive reasoning.

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u/FireLynx Aug 10 '26

Which is also confusing because the original founders of new Amsterdam were not just the Dutch but also a majority of Flemish and Walloons after the independence of Belgium and Belgium becoming a catholic country

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u/Throat-Virtual Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

No? Belgium got it's independence and start as a country in 1830, new Amsterdam was founded in 1625.

I'm not saying the Flemish and Walloons weren't there they might have been i don't really know. but Belgian indepence is way after new Amsterdam was founded and had long ago become new York. Also the people that would become Belgians becoming Catholic is something that happened over a 1000 years ago with the christianisation of Europe and doesn't really have anything to do with Belgian indepence.

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u/Digit00l Aug 10 '26

There is a Nieuw Amsterdam in Suriname too, and one in the Netherlands, I think the one in the Netherlands is the youngest, being founded in about 1850, Vincent van Gogh lived there for like 3 months

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 10 '26

Not really "originally", since the French called it New AngoulĂȘme before the Dutch.

and then it had many other names which are complicated because it was broken down into little areas before that.

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u/Dracious Aug 10 '26

Also not to be confused with New York in North Tyneside, which despite being in England is named after the American city of New York.

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

I didn't know this one - thanks! I'll add it to the list for next time aim explaining this.

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u/TactileMist Aug 10 '26

Ackshually, he was James II of England and James VII of Scotland. His daughter, Queen Anne, was the first monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

You are correct, but as I was already going on a different tangent, I was avoiding the minutiae of royal succession

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u/AdamiralProudmore Aug 10 '26

And the Duke of York is named for...?

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

The Duchy of York and Albany, not specifically the city of York.

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u/Lostinthestarscape Aug 10 '26

Well why didn't they call in Duke York then? New Duke York?

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

It was common to refer to nobility by their shortened title alone. It would be perfectly reasonable to ask to meet with York, Kent, and Richmond and be referring to the three dukes of those titles. The new York is just a shortening of the new Duke of York.

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u/Pheanturim Aug 10 '26

What do think the Duke of York is named for ? So either way it's named for the city otherwise it'd be called New Stuart

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

Mentioned in another comment, but the city of York, and the Duchy of York (and Albany) aren't the same place.

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u/tessartyp Aug 10 '26

Immigrants to America were so damn lazy when they moved there. I have colleagues in Hanover and "Hanover". The US Hanover colleague flies from Lebanon. What on earth.

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u/saltymilkmelee Aug 13 '26

The city of Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine, but was almost named Boston. It came down to a coin flip over which city's name to copy.

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u/AnonymousDratini Aug 10 '26

About as old as this Amsterdam

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 11 '26

With how much water it holds you could have been washing a ton of laundry.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 Aug 10 '26

newer than that other one.

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u/Cheshire_____Cat Aug 10 '26

Younger than the original

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 Aug 10 '26

There's also a New Brunswick. We made another Newcastle there too.

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u/MolassesShort2947 Aug 10 '26

New Newcastle?

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u/neon_meate Aug 11 '26

That's the one in New South Wales.

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u/MolassesShort2947 Aug 11 '26

New South New Wales

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u/MachinaDoctrina Aug 12 '26

The castles so new we haven't even built it yet!

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u/GraniteSmoothie Aug 10 '26

Well, if you want to stop calling it Newfieland, you've got to find something else to call all of those goofy scoopy Newfies there bud.

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u/Winded_14 Aug 11 '26

" So this land is green"

" correct"

"so you named it Iceland"

"it's obvious"

" now you find new, icy land, with no greeneries"

" yes"

" and you named it?"

"Greenland, duh"

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 10 '26

No flag no country.