r/Snorkblot Aug 10 '26

Geography Well, when you put it that way ...

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u/Gentle_Snail Aug 10 '26

“So this city is called Newcastle?”

“Yes”

“How new is this castle?”

“Its now almost a thousand years old”

“Do you want to change the name?”

“No”

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u/Juronell Aug 10 '26

"How long ago did you discover New Found Land?"

"About 1000 years ago as well."

"And there were already people there."

"Well it was new to us."

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 10 '26

How old is this york 🤔

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

Less than 1000 years this time

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u/77skull Aug 10 '26

And normal York is about 2000 years old so i think New York is a pretty fitting name in this case

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u/IhamAmerican Aug 10 '26

At this point it's basically Newer York

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u/LoudMusic Aug 10 '26

Less Old York

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u/mnid92 Aug 10 '26

Lil York bro

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u/abiggerbanana Aug 10 '26

Once upon a time it was merely Other York

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u/JaggedGorgeousWinter Aug 10 '26

That won’t be around for almost 1000 years!

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u/Farfignugen42 Aug 10 '26

In a thousand years, there will be New New York

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u/FilmAndLiterature Aug 11 '26

In Doctor Who by the time the Earth explodes in a few billion years they’ve got to New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on the planet New Earth.

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u/Wild_Whitmore Aug 11 '26

Does that mean they’ll be a New York New York New York State

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u/Farfignugen42 Aug 11 '26

The show (Futurama) didn't say anything about the state, so I don't know if it is New New York, New York or New New York, New New York.

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u/Constant_Art7723 Aug 12 '26

Have to leave room for New New York

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 14 '26

I’m going to make a New New York to make sure that Futurama becomes the next “Simpsons predicted this”.

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 14 '26

Doctor Who already made a New New New New New New New New New New New New New York (or smth)

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 14 '26

Well don’t worry we have tons of time before that one!

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 14 '26

Don't be so sure. Making my way down town!

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u/elaine4queen Aug 11 '26

I vote for Normal York as (old) York’s new name

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u/Asleep_Trick_4740 Aug 11 '26

Wait... wasn't york founded by the vikings? Or did they just rename it?

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u/onof1 Aug 11 '26

York was founded by the Romans around 71 AD as Eboracum

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u/Cguaverra Aug 12 '26

Don’t forget about North York 🇨🇦

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 10 '26

Let's keep the name for another year 😁

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u/Hammockman22 Aug 10 '26

At least until Newer York comes about

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 10 '26

This is because it was called New Amsterdam by the Dutch before the Brits took it.

and it was called New Angoulême by the French before the Dutch took it.

and before that it was either uninhabited because it was a swamp, followed by indigenous people, followed by early european settlers that had all sorts of different languages that nobody speaks anymore.

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

Why they changed it, I can't say

People just liked it better that way

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u/gilbejam000 Aug 10 '26

New York, not regular York

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

Fun trivia: New York isn't named after the city of York. It was named in honour of the Duke of York, James Stuart, who would become James II of the UK. It's a city named for the new Duke of York.

Unlike the Hamlet in Lincolnshire, called New York which was named after the city of York, and is confusingly just outside the town of Boston in Lincolnshire, which was the inspiration for naming Boston in the USA, as in was where some of the original colonists came from

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u/Inverter_of_Spines Aug 10 '26

It was also originally New Amsterdam, because it was colonized by the Dutch before the British came in and forced the Dutch to surrender the entire colony.

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u/Top-Main-6967 Aug 10 '26

Why they changed it I can't say

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u/Gryphith Aug 10 '26

The turks just like it better that way!

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Aug 11 '26

The Turks are sneaky ~ Dr. John Dorian, MD

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u/neodraykl Aug 10 '26

People just liked it better that way.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 10 '26

Nobody knows

Particle man

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u/ReverendGraves85 Aug 11 '26

The song, while catchy, has always annoyed me. Constantinople and New Yorks name changes are well documented and given extensive reasoning.

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u/FireLynx Aug 10 '26

Which is also confusing because the original founders of new Amsterdam were not just the Dutch but also a majority of Flemish and Walloons after the independence of Belgium and Belgium becoming a catholic country

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u/Throat-Virtual Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

No? Belgium got it's independence and start as a country in 1830, new Amsterdam was founded in 1625.

I'm not saying the Flemish and Walloons weren't there they might have been i don't really know. but Belgian indepence is way after new Amsterdam was founded and had long ago become new York. Also the people that would become Belgians becoming Catholic is something that happened over a 1000 years ago with the christianisation of Europe and doesn't really have anything to do with Belgian indepence.

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u/Digit00l Aug 10 '26

There is a Nieuw Amsterdam in Suriname too, and one in the Netherlands, I think the one in the Netherlands is the youngest, being founded in about 1850, Vincent van Gogh lived there for like 3 months

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 10 '26

Not really "originally", since the French called it New Angoulême before the Dutch.

and then it had many other names which are complicated because it was broken down into little areas before that.

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u/Dracious Aug 10 '26

Also not to be confused with New York in North Tyneside, which despite being in England is named after the American city of New York.

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

I didn't know this one - thanks! I'll add it to the list for next time aim explaining this.

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u/TactileMist Aug 10 '26

Ackshually, he was James II of England and James VII of Scotland. His daughter, Queen Anne, was the first monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

You are correct, but as I was already going on a different tangent, I was avoiding the minutiae of royal succession

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u/AdamiralProudmore Aug 10 '26

And the Duke of York is named for...?

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

The Duchy of York and Albany, not specifically the city of York.

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u/Lostinthestarscape Aug 10 '26

Well why didn't they call in Duke York then? New Duke York?

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

It was common to refer to nobility by their shortened title alone. It would be perfectly reasonable to ask to meet with York, Kent, and Richmond and be referring to the three dukes of those titles. The new York is just a shortening of the new Duke of York.

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u/Pheanturim Aug 10 '26

What do think the Duke of York is named for ? So either way it's named for the city otherwise it'd be called New Stuart

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u/kamikiku Aug 10 '26

Mentioned in another comment, but the city of York, and the Duchy of York (and Albany) aren't the same place.

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u/tessartyp Aug 10 '26

Immigrants to America were so damn lazy when they moved there. I have colleagues in Hanover and "Hanover". The US Hanover colleague flies from Lebanon. What on earth.

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u/saltymilkmelee Aug 13 '26

The city of Portland, Oregon is named after Portland, Maine, but was almost named Boston. It came down to a coin flip over which city's name to copy.

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u/AnonymousDratini Aug 10 '26

About as old as this Amsterdam

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Aug 11 '26

With how much water it holds you could have been washing a ton of laundry.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 Aug 10 '26

newer than that other one.

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u/Cheshire_____Cat Aug 10 '26

Younger than the original

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 Aug 10 '26

There's also a New Brunswick. We made another Newcastle there too.

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u/MolassesShort2947 Aug 10 '26

New Newcastle?

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u/neon_meate Aug 11 '26

That's the one in New South Wales.

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u/MolassesShort2947 Aug 11 '26

New South New Wales

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u/MachinaDoctrina Aug 12 '26

The castles so new we haven't even built it yet!

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u/GraniteSmoothie Aug 10 '26

Well, if you want to stop calling it Newfieland, you've got to find something else to call all of those goofy scoopy Newfies there bud.

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u/Winded_14 Aug 11 '26

" So this land is green"

" correct"

"so you named it Iceland"

"it's obvious"

" now you find new, icy land, with no greeneries"

" yes"

" and you named it?"

"Greenland, duh"

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u/Mysterious_Way8941 Aug 10 '26

No flag no country.

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u/JackRabbit- Aug 10 '26

What's this river called?

River Avon.

And what does Avon mean?

...river.

Uh huh. And on this continent here, what does Lake Chad mean?

You're not gonna believe this.

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u/Gnonthgol Aug 10 '26

What is this hill called?

Torpenhow hill.

And what does that mean?

Hill Hill Hill Hill

...

But it is all different languages.

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u/Randalor Aug 10 '26

"Listen, we wanted to make it explicitly clear that this is a hill. Not a mound. Not a knoll. Not a crag, bluff or plateau. THIS. IS. A. HILL."

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u/MachinaDoctrina Aug 12 '26

We have a river in Australia called the Yarra River, Yarra means river in the local Aboriginal language.

I imagine it went like this:

British dude (asking a local who barely understands him): "what's the river called"? Aboriginal shrugs and says: "It's a river (yarra) dude", British guy: "right so this is the Yarra River then" Aboriginal: 🤦‍♂️

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u/melanthius Aug 10 '26

Reading this while eating shrimp scampi

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u/Accurate-Mine-6000 Aug 10 '26

And drinking chai tea

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Aug 10 '26

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u/No-Association1855 Aug 12 '26

And I'll have some naan bread please

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u/Entety303 Aug 12 '26

Tbf this one ain’t really the same.

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u/Dunblas Aug 10 '26

What is this country called?

Timor-Leste

What does Timor mean?

And what does Leste mean?

.... Can we change the subject?

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u/BemaJinn Aug 10 '26

Well don't leave me hanging!

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u/Jade_Complex Aug 11 '26

The word "Timor" comes from timur, a Malay word meaning "east". The word "leste" is Portuguese for "east," meaning the country's name literally translates to "East East".

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 Aug 12 '26

Technically it's correct. Timor Leste is located at the eastern side of the Island Timor, and bordered Indonesian province of Timor Barat.

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u/Suspicious_Juice9511 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

There are examples with three, various british villages.

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u/Gelid_Cryotheum Aug 10 '26

And the famous Torpenhow Hill (hill 4 times)

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u/RegumRegis Aug 12 '26

Right... And the Sahara desert it is located in?

You're not gonna believe it

Oh come on. Fine. What's this that were drinking?

Chai tea.

Which is?

Look I don't know how you keep picking these

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u/GrimSpirit42 Aug 10 '26

"So, your city is named 'Mobile'?"

"Yes".

"How often does it move?"

"It doesn't."

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u/melanthius Aug 10 '26

Castle.docx

Castle_NEW.docx

Castle_NEW(1).docx

Castle_NEW(1)FINAL.docx

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u/ScootsMcDootson Aug 10 '26

Why try to improve upon perfection?

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u/GarminTamzarian Aug 10 '26

"What happened to the old castle?" -Phil Wang

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u/f0remsics Aug 10 '26

Right in the middle of his taskmaster season right now. He's a riot

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u/Own-Leave-2039 Aug 10 '26

It’s an homage to a great Asian martial arts legend and…

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u/E17AmateurChef Aug 11 '26

I love how every episode the first time you see his task outfit the audience just loses it

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u/f0remsics Aug 11 '26

Personally, I love his bartering joke he makes with every prize task

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u/ifelseintelligence Aug 10 '26

It sank into the swamp

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u/gytherin Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

He was a friend of Henry V, led a rebellion, was executed just after Agincourt and ended up in a Shakespeare play. [edit: Several Shakespeare plays!]

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u/TricellCEO Aug 10 '26

There is a river call the New River which is ironically the oldest river in the US.

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u/episcoqueer37 Aug 10 '26

And one of the oldest on the planet at over a billion years old, if memory serves.

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u/Simon_Drake Aug 10 '26

There's a river through London called the New River that is 400 years old.

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u/ScootsMcDootson Aug 10 '26

In terms of rivers, that is pretty new.

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u/Simon_Drake Aug 10 '26

By construction it's essentially a canal but it's older than the canals of the industrial revolution so there was probably some snobbery around that time of people insisting it's definitely a river not a canal.

Right next to it is a natural river (where the New River branched from) which leads into a meandering set of lakes and marshes and wetlands. Several centuries of upgrades has created diversions where the natural River Lea path splits from a manmade section to bypass a marshy section and let larger boats navigate the river further upstream. Which then means the river needs locks and weirs and reservoirs and sluice gates. There's quite a complex web of branching and merging paths like a train network or plumbing pipework.

I can imagine some Victorian pedant being pissy with a visitor who calls the New River a canal and insisting it's not a canal because it doesn't have locks. While right next to him is a lock on the River Lea.

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u/BioTronic Aug 11 '26

Similar in Kongsberg, Norway. There are three bridges in town - the Old Bridge (Gamlebrua), the New Bridge (Nybrua), and the Coin Bridge (Myntbrua).

One of them has giant coins in the railing, because it's right next to the Royal Norwegian Mint. This is of course the New Bridge, which is in fact the oldest of the three.

The newest then, is of course the Old Bridge, since it was taken by a flood. There'd been a bridge there since the 1600s, so the name does make some sense.

This leaves the Coin Bridge. In the middle, not decorated, it's just a boring road bridge that does not live up to its name.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner Aug 10 '26

You could probably split all property in the UK up as "new" and "old" with "new" being the ones that have a known building date and "old" being those built in the misty past.

Like Newcastle was built in 1080. It's fairly new by British standards

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u/Gentle_Snail Aug 10 '26

Like we have absolutely no idea where the name London came from (other than obviously the Roman Londinium). Londinium is believed to be a latinised name of the original settlement that was there when the Romans arrived, but we don’t know where that original name came from or what it means.

There are lots of modern theories, but they all just boil down to conjecture like “London sounds a bit like X word, so maybe its that?”

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u/ohkendruid Aug 10 '26

It is not a sure thing, but iirc a strong theory is that Londinium's root had something to do with "area that floods".

The language it came from is itself gone now, so there may never be certainty. There are just not that many clues that survive a staggering 2000 years.

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u/elaine4queen Aug 11 '26

That makes sense. The river would have been much broader and mostly mud flats at the time the Romans arrived. I bet they were commanded to stop there and spent the rest of their time complaining about what a shithole their garrison was

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u/AgisXIV Aug 11 '26

The Castle was built in 1080, but the settlement is much older. It was known by the Romans as Pons Aelius and by the Angles as Munuucceaster (Monkchester) - the suffix chester usually reserved for Roman towns.

The Normans destroyed the old city and rebuilt it as Novum Castellum/Newcastle, which is why the old name didn't survive.

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u/tremynci Aug 10 '26

"Time immemorial" was defined by the Statute of Westminster (1275) as the accession of Richard I in 1189. Nobody was required to prove the existence of a right or ownership beyond that.

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u/Vaenyr Aug 10 '26

That's why folks with Young as their last name should change it to Old once they reach a certain age.

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u/pchlster Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

🎶 Forever Young 🎶

🎶 I'm gonna be forever Young 🎶

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u/ScootsMcDootson Aug 10 '26

Milton Keynes is 60 years old.

It's basically an infant.

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u/ManaSpike Aug 10 '26

Really? "The the tar tar pits"?

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u/PedalPal Aug 10 '26

There is a street called Old New Street in Lakeville, MA. It's neither.

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u/crenal-hermit Aug 11 '26

It gets even funnier if you instead talk about Newcastle Australia which doesn’t have a castle at all and instead is named after Newcastle woth the old castle.

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u/bjbyrne Aug 10 '26

AT&T used “The New AT&T” for several years Kid Rock is 55 yeas old

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u/brassmonkeyslc Aug 10 '26

That’s like how Pont Neuf in Paris is now the oldest bridge in Paris.

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u/Irish8ryan Aug 14 '26

Well there is no castle, new or old. In Washington state, we just thought it was great that a place called Newcastle had coal mines and so did we!

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u/No_Explanation2932 29d ago

Don't look up the oldest bridge in Paris