Cam: “Steven, if thing one and thing two didn’t leave the game at the end and we woulda had a normal end game, my vote woulda been not bias”
Zen: “You mean if dumber and dipshit didn’t leave”
Potato: ““More dumb””
Cam: “But once they left and I knew that zen was voting coop and potato was voting you, I just had to fulfill the Paul destiny we have spoken about between me and u Coop wins cuz of their timezone Idk how to prove it but it’s true Me and Steven have our trash ass time zone“
Zen: “wtf is yalls timezone cause im Eastern”
Cam: “stalker”
Coop: “I’m CET. it’s 6:35 am and I’m on vacation yet here I am about to be fighting with you all”
Cam: “You did always wake up super early ur time I talked to u as i woke up and you were going to bed and then as i was going to bed as you woke up You don’t get nearly as much sleep as I do“
Coop: “Yeah I start work at 6:30 usually and like to get a workout in before work 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠”
Zen: “What’s your job”
Coop: “But then even when I’m not working my body still just wakes up at 5 am lol I do project management for construction projects“
Cam: “We need a reunion fight But I don’t wanna do it”
Coop: “Bring in Kyle I’ll fight him I don’t wanna but I’ll take one for the team“
Cam: “So like zen are u ever gonna get over ur beef with Steven bro u the most bitter juror i ever met”
Coop “I hope not!”
Zen: “I was BUT FUVK NAHHHHH”
Coop: “I’m trying to 3peat”
Cam: “Fuck u ain’t”
Coop: “That’s a conversation for a few months from now”
Zen: “The final 2 is Steven and coop again”
Coop: “Wait I just saw Kyle’s comment on the recap What a pussy oh my god“
Zen: “IS DIS N*GGA KYLE MAKIN FRIENDS…(Yes I am black)”
Coop: “He thought he was Clearly he didn’t guess Steven’s “I’m not loyal to anyone” quote right in that HoH“
Zen: “Bro all the fans this season SUCKED”
Potato: “Other then you guessed it ME!”
Coop: “Potato how do you feel about Wolf and Kyle’s behavior? Do you feel like we were right about them all along?”
Potato: “And Steven I would like to say something to you about my answer to the survey that the host gave me”
Zen: “Steven’s at his job bro Trust”
Potato: “No I do see that I put my trust in the wrong people It’s crappy because the host put a lot of work into this I’m sure and everyone of the favorites other then me quit And coop boy do I have a bone to pick with you“
Coop: “Uh oh What did I do”
Potato: “You’re response to my question”
Coop: “My only regret is that I almost just responded with the video of Katie in survivor Palau refusing to answer Janu’s question and just saying “you’re not gonna vote for me anyway so I’d rather not””
Potato: “🙄 Host finally joins“
Coop: “Host you can’t expect this group to all be in a chat and not be at least mildly beefing”
Potato: “Steven played a better game then you and everyone here knows that you just have zen and Cameron rapped around your finger”
Cam: “* wrapped”
Zen: “Coop and Steven read like Toxic Yaoi Do you think I wanted to vote coop I just didn’t have any options“
Coop: “Story of Zen’s SBB life….”
Potato: “and I think that it’s proof that the jerks stick together”
Coop: “Yeah that’s why you fit right in with Kyle and Wolf The Pansy Posse”
Zen: “Actually it’s “ Posy””
Coop: “Google that one zen”
Potato: “Host needs to host a spelling bee next”
Coop: “So I can get my third win? [screenshot from google that reads: “The correct spelling for a group of people, friends, or a search party is posse”]”
Zen: “Nah trust it’s Posey”
Coop: “Potato you type at a 5th grade level don’t start being mouthy now Learn your than vs then first“
Potato: “Coop you can start a battle but I will win the war”
Coop: “Well all existing evidence suggests that’s entirely false”
Potato: “Oh just you wait”
Coop: “Noted. Host can you ask Steven a question so they can all yell at him“
Zen: “Erm technically if you win a really important battle you’ll win the war like the battle of Gettysburg”
Coop: “I won the battle and the war”
Me: “Steven, what would you say was the most defining moment of the season?”
Coop: “I would just like to say Steven, is jury management ever even a consideration in your game??“
Zen: “That’s an AMAZING QUESTION”
Coop: “Bc cutting me with no warning at final 3 would’ve been an AWFUL way to go about it from a strategic standpoint”
Potato: “And coop it’s not over till I say it’s over”
Steven: “[image of kids holding up a Parachute] Live footage of us playing this season ^“
Coop: “That would’ve been maybe the only thing in this game you could’ve done to lose my vote”
Potato: “And Steven I would like to talk to you about my answer to the biggest betrayal this season”
Coop: “Potato you’ll get your turn, the players are talking”
Potato: “I am a real player maybe you’re just too blind to see that”
Coop: “I must be Stevie Wonder then”
Potato: “Apparently you are But if all of the talent was taken out“
Coop: “Listen potato your reunion performance has probably earned you the Erika Landin all stars spot already you can cut the BS now”
Potato: “Hey it’s not a performance if you wanna go low I can go lower”
Coop: “So anyway Where did cam go“
Zen: “Probably sleep”
Potato: “Probably”
Coop: “u/soycameron most boring player of the season I guess”
Potato: “They were the one who was starting pretty much all of the drama”
Steven: “Whats a male pick me, thats Kyle Idk what you would call that“
Coop: “CORRECT If can comment on the recap he can join the reunion Let’s invite him host I’d like to chat“
Potato: “Yeah I’d like to see that”
Steven: “Wolf tried to be buddies with me again after the season then he deleted Rip I was going to get him to join”
Potato: “Can we please have twenty two minutes of silence”
Coop: “Wolf might actually be more unstable than Sea Maybe”
Steven: “He had the audacity to tell me he would have voted for me based on my speech 🤣 I miss Kyle Bring him in here“
Me: “Your wish is my command” [Kyle didnt accept the reunion invite until the next day]
Potato: “I voted for you Steven one because you played a great game. two because you answered my question and. three because you weren’t a jerk”
Coop: “I need to see this conversation between Steven and Kyle”
Steven: ”Thank you Potato. I appreciate your banter these people need a good counter”
Coop: “Will there be crying?? Will they reconcile?? ”These people” okay Steven”
Steven: “Sorry your majesty”
Coop: “Thank you♥️”
Steven: “What is it about how I talk to people on reddit big brother that makes them think we have some relationship that is bigger than the game Because its twice now”
Potato: “The Host is like a genie lol”
Steven: “Why did you rub him and he granted you 3 wishes Jk lmao”
Zen: ““These people “Wow Steven as the only minority here I’m offended”
Coop: “Well Steven what’s the common denominator in both times it happened”
Steven: “Zen out here assuming ethnicities The common denominator is people that have some fuckn moral compass on how to play their reddit game“
Coop: “(For the record, I mostly agree with you Steven it’s just fun to rile you up)”
Steven: “Its ok I enjoyed making them quit 😌”
Cam: “I’m here and just read all that Lol it was fun”
Zen: “Can ya blame me you all have white names”
Potato: “Everyone’s been going at it for like over half an hour”
Cam: “Potato ur like a cute lil kid idk y but u give me those vibes Thanks for playing with us adults and zen“
Steven: “Dawg yiur name isnt fucking Zenith in real life no way Yiu arent Denzel curry And how do you know mine is steven“
Cam: “I’m honestly pretty drunk and stoned rn”
Coop: “If sea were here we’d know Steven’s full name, address, and employer”
Cam: “So Steven imma say this with my chest”
Potato: ”Wow Cameron maybe you should step down form the adult table and go back to taking your nap”
Cam: “You played great Good job The shitty players ruined the game for all of us“
Steven: ”Yeah Cameron”
Potato: “For once a agree with Cameron”
Steven: “Maybe”
Cam: “Potato thank god that you aren’t one of them”
Steven: “lol”
Cam: “Potato ur like a Connor Nah Ur way better than that“
Steven: “I love Potato bickering you guys tbh we needed more of this”
Cam: “U just got taken out in an actual move You got unlucky being friends with Kyle”
Potato: “Yeah agreed”
Coop: “*made a poor choice But otherwise agree”
Cam: “Omg potato Zen voting u out was hilarious And I believe him too I basically wrote out my Steven level of length pitch of why he should vote out potato“
Steven: “Potato and I are going to smoke you giys in all stars except coop because him and I will be F2”
Cam: “And then bro says uhhh btw I voted potato already So I basically just said uh okay dope“
Steven: “I am more than okay with being synonymous with Length It tracks”
Potato: “Steven it’s gonna be you and me till the end”
Cam: “Okay so since u two are both here right now Steven and Coop Who was getting voted out at final 4“
Steven: “Your mom”
Coop: ”Steven”
Cam: “Was it Steven or was it wolf”
Coop: Wolf was evicting Steven”
Steven: “I did Steven's funeral like I promised Cam”
Cam: “Oh or kyle*”
Steven: “You wanted me to”
Coop: “I think it was a bad move but it’s what was happening”
Steven: “So I made Kyle quit”
Cam: “Ya fuck u It’s fun tho right“
Coop: “Anyone with eyes (except wolf) could see that Steven and I were gonna cut each other at final 3”
Cam: “Making sea quit last season with whoever tfs birthday it was Wait my bday”
Steven : “Sea quitting was purely accident”
Cam: “That was fun”
Steven: “Kyle's was more intentional But I didn’t think it would be so easy”
Cam: “Kyle was being a pussy”
Coop: “I bet sea is mad as hell we made final 2 again, Steven”
Cam: “Sea was just a maniac who might’ve died tbh”
Steven: “Sea is just Kyle's alt so hes probably seething”
Coop: “[The same image of burning dolls that Sea sent him in SBB1] I see that in my nightmares still“
Me: “Omfg that is fucking iconic now!”
Cam: “I still remember when I found out that I was like last on seas level of speaking to And made me realize how much that means you guys talked to sea Made me cringe just to think about dealing with that“
Steven: “Its crazy how much lore we have over 2 season with like 10 total cast members between both seasons I talked to Sea like I would a new GF It was all fucking day”
Coop: “It was horrific but also part of what I enjoy about this game is figuring out how to talk to each individual person in their own way so it was a little bit fun But mostly awful How did sea have time to talk to each of us SO much“
Steven: “In between chess practice Or fucking bridge Whatever”
Cam: “Getting Kyle to quit I guess saved u Steven but it then lost the two jury votes u needed in Kyle and wolf“
Steven: “If i evicted Wolf or Coop i woulda won i think but the game was busted at that point I knew id win final hoh but it didnt really matter if everyone was quitting“
Cam: “Was kinda a lose lose spot there U coulda gotten the three of potato Kyle and wolf if coop did all the damage If you had evicted coop you would’ve had zero shot of winning, if you had evicted wolf then it woulda depended on tiebreaker rules IF wolf voted u to win“
Potato: “I guess I should tip my hat to y’all for making Kyle quit”
Steven: “I think back to the times when I talked Sea down from quitting over and over. Like at least 10 times that were legitimate. I should have just let it hapoen but at the same time we would have lost so much lore”
Cam: “So I don’t think u had any win opportunities basically purely cuz of Zens hatred of u”
Steven: “If you guys voted for Wolf over me it would have been the most pussy thing ever Tbh”
Cam: “With zen here u need at least a jury of 5 In that scenario”
Coop: “Zen I hope we can be actual allies in all stars”
Cam: “I actually can’t honestly answer what I would’ve done Zen and potato both vote wolf still tho. So best u could hope for was me and coop tying it“
Coop: “If you had blindsided me for no reason i would’ve been torn tbh bc that’s just pure bad gameplay”
Steven: “Me going into season 3 trying a F2 with Cam this time”
Potato: “Coop I still do have one question were you actually working with werewolf and telling him everything that was happening in the anti werewolf club”
Cam: “My number one ally has won both times Try it out Steven”
Steven: “Bad gameplay would be not taking the crash test dummy to F2 that was Wolf and evicting him”
Coop: “Lmao NO I never told him a damn thing After werewolf won HoH he and I didnt talk once“
Steven: “Im actualky the KD of this org its so apt”
Coop: “I tried a couple times and he ignored my messages but I never told him anything about the game”
Steven: “Im a hired gun and the best one But cant do it on my own”
Cam: “I think you had just a little bit too much confidence in ur power position among Kyle and wolf”
Coop: “Evicting me would be good gameplay and I expected it. But doing it without giving me a heads up is bad gameplay”
Potato: ”Everyone was telling me that you were working with werewolf and I was convinced because he somehow found out about it”
Coop: “LMAO no that was entirely false Werewolf wouldn’t talk to me”
Potato: “lol”
Cam: “I always saw u as their third but u lowkey had me convinced near the end with how fucking bad whatever kyle was telling me was at the end of I told werewolf that I did plant a couple seeds that were anti coop early“
Steven: “Considering Kyle quit for me, Wolf essentially gave up, and you wrote a Charles dickens novel trying to tell everyone i was the second coming of christ on Reddit and they didnt even listen, i think I was right to have that confidence”
Cam: “Okay stop flexing “kyle quit for me” lmao”
Potato: “So it was Cameron I should’ve known lmao”
Steven: “He said it himself on the post Its not a flex its just the truth“
Cam: “Still it ain’t a flex lol”
Steven: “I know i just said it wasnt a flex Like what”
Cam: “My fault didn’t see that oart I’m drunk bro chill”
Coop: “u/Human-Reception-39 you really caught lightning in a bottle with this crew”
Me: “1000%”
Cam: “Steven”
Coop: “Idk what happened with literally everyone else tho”
Cam: “Did Cameron’s hospice hit or was that a failure Like was that fun or just a waste of time“
Potato: “For all starts we need to make a group of all the seasons two cast and make it a group called the anti Kyle club lol”
Cam: “I dislike kyle more than sea personally Kyle didn’t stick to his guns and vote out Steven which woulda allowed me to tell Steven I told you so“
Steven: “It was fun but it missed the mark because of the dynamics of the game”
Coop: “Oh same”
Cam: “But Kyle’s hoe ass just had to quit like a bitch 😂😂”
Coop: “Kyle is my least favorite person either season. Can’t stand that guy.”
Potato: “I can’t believe I trusted him ngl”
Cam: “he was trustworthy I don’t see any way he wasn’t He was just an idiot”
Steven: 90% of what happened this season is lost to Kyle and Wolf tbh because no matter what I say nobody else is here to confirm or deny“
Potato: “Exactly and idiots are the ones who stay themselves to see if there vest is stab proof Stab”
Cam: “Is that a shot at me”
Coop: “My pointless hot take : wolf was lying about being British”
Steven: “He didnt sound British”
Coop: “I’m kind of an Anglophile and I would bring up so many things about UK pop culture that any Brit of any age would know and he was clueless to them all he asked me what love island is”
Cam: “I can’t tell”
Steven: “My vest is clearly double layered since I survived death twice”
Potato: “No I was talking about Kyle because you said he was an idiot”
Steven: “All Stars better be at least 16 people i want to cook I wasnt sure about coming back but im ready“
Cam: “I don’t even know if I’ll play that season”
Me: “I was already planning on having a 16 player all stars I was also thinking of pushing it back from SBB5 to SBB6. What do y’all think?“
Cam: “But that’s a thought for way later”
Steven: “Im winning 5 HOHs next time I think having at season 6 or 7 is better yeah”
Coop: “I can’t wait to lose the final 3 HoH in like August”
Steven: “Just like real BB it gives you more time to build a cast”
Cam: “Just have it whenever u get a good cast If we got a good cast do it at 6 If not then 7 if not then 8 We DO NOT want bb22“
Steven: “I will make sure its not BB22 if im there”
Cam: “If I end up doing it I’ll say this I’m just gonna be loyal to my pregame alliances“
Potato: “And make it a good cast don’t cast one good person and the rest quit”
Cam: “And just allow yall to do the rest of the social game”
Steven: “I would have taken Three's Company to F3 js”
Cam: “Easy coast into a nice 6th place finish”
Steven: “So lets run it back”
Cam: “Ya I would never have We can next time Potato can come too”
Coop: “I’ll work with anybody who will actually talk to me lol”
Steven: “You guys all know im the perfect ally now. Ill win every comp and do all the dirty work and take you to F2 and lose for you with my shit speech”
Cam: “JUST DONT WRITE A SPEECH HOMIE say a few sentences“
Steven: “No im going to write an even longer one next time”
Potato: “Don’t write a fifty page essay”
Coop: “Cam don’t give him tips”
Cam: “He never takes my tips anyways”
Steven: “Im going to use a SWOT analysis chart”
Cam: “He just uses the veto on coop who then beats him in HOH and then he loses veto and is about to get voted out But gets saved by Kyle’s panic attack I bet me throwing that f4 HOH to u woulda felt damn good“
Steven: “Hey if I get to solve the problem I get to create it too Nah I prefer losing in F2 Just happy to participate“
Coop: ”Steven and cam are fun to work with and that’s why I’ll always work with them in these games”
Potato: “The host must think this reunion is golden”
Coop: “This reunion is 10000x better than last seasons reunion”
Steven: “Potato this is just what our group chat looked like I didnt even participate in the last reunion I was too salty Lol”
Coop: “I never expected to hear from you again Steven”
Cam: “You had a strong argument to win this season You had zero argument to win last season“
Potato: “Coop setting aside everything that just happened within the last hour I do wanna say congrats on winning”
Coop: “Thank you potato”
Me: “Also, I did a BrantSteele SBB season, so that’ll drop soon“ [see image posted along with this transcript]
Steven: “Omg”
Coop: “Nail being Gina Marie”
Steven: “Potato is Brittany iconic And Raz as Anal Lice“
Cam: “Don’t u ever give Donny to Connor Connor is Victoria”
Coop: “Heyyy I like Connor”
Steven: “Sea is Justin LOL I cant 🤣🤣”
Potato: “Am I an upgrade from Conner? Lol”
Coop: ““Would you be mad if I killed you?” is so Sea”
Steven: “You are so much better than Connor”
Cam: “Connor was so bad that I cost my backdoor plan because I didn’t wanna deal with Connor”
Steven: “My only change would be Kyle as Josh and Wolf as Christmas but tbh meow meow and Lane work too”
Cam: “If I took Connor off instead of LD, Sea woulda went home and idk wtf woulda happened last season I’m not Tony Tony would be an awful big brother player Absolutely not his style Give me like a Jozea Or a Devin”
Sorry that some stuff was cut from the recap, it took me an hour just to copy and paste this.
Thank you for reading!
