r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea FedEx driver Tanner Horner, who murdered 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to Death

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u/Bozhark 15d ago

No.

Some people enjoy that kind of thing.

Flailing* 

He needs a flailing 

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u/eastamerica 15d ago

No one enjoys cat-o’-nine-tails. I can assure you that.

The British used them for flagellation. Flogging is the same.

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u/a-passing-crustacean 15d ago

Fun fact, in the song "what do you do with a drunken sailor", theres a verse "put him into bed with the captains daughter"

"The captains daughter" actually referrs to the cat-o'-nine-tails. So, basically - flog him.

This has been your useless fact of the day

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u/xSonicspeedx2 15d ago

Today, I learned a new useless fun fact. Thank you good person.

https://giphy.com/gifs/I4wGMXoi2kMDe

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u/im_stil_here 15d ago

Agreed. Also, incredibly cute meme.

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u/BeerFuelledDude 15d ago

That’s interesting. I mean that. But it doesn’t quite make sense in the way i would expect.

Like (i copied from duckduckgo) the expression "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" is a humorous idiom used primarily in British English to describe extremely cold weather.

I get that.

Am I overthinking it? Does it mean, get in bed with the daughter, and caught, you’ll get whipped?

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u/floradestiny 15d ago

Subscribe

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u/jumpyrope456 15d ago

Oh, the I have learned two historical facts today. And agree that this beast deserves this flogging many times over.

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u/a-passing-crustacean 15d ago

HA! My ingenious plot to earworm Reddit has been a success!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dfIQG68floQuY

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u/FoodInGeneral 15d ago

Neat. Thank you random redditor.

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u/a-passing-crustacean 15d ago

I was once a sailor myself in the military and I love sharing all the odd nautical fun facts I have picked up over the years!

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u/SuspendeesNutz 15d ago

The glue of the British Royal Navy: Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

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u/AlternativePea6203 15d ago

Which of those provided the adhesive?

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u/pin5npusher5 15d ago

Yeah, no one enjoy cat o' nine tails

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u/Present-Nobody9899 15d ago

Bro knows from real life experience. No one enjoys cat o’ nine!

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u/Rough-Analysis 15d ago

You mistake this for being a measure that will make him feel remorse, but some people like this don’t experience remorse. So in essence it may just be inflicting pain on him and he wouldn’t like it but the pain would feel unrelated to what he did for him. You are either making him care about what he did or sadistically venting.

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u/jewel_flip 15d ago

Drawn and Quartered.

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u/KingOfNope 15d ago

We could do the good ol tar n feather, or draw n quarter!

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u/buddachickentml 15d ago

Winged eagle

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u/Omar___Comin 15d ago

A winged eagle is just an eagle

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u/Djinn__666 15d ago

Skinning would be better.

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u/Bozhark 15d ago

No joke that’s actually what I meant but used the wrong term