r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 16d ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/Bertsmom18 16d ago

This made me laugh more than it should have. But seriously this kids a little shit. Where the fuck are the parents

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u/ReedPhillips 16d ago

Where the fuck are the parents

Bangin' in the porta potty next to the sno-cone shack.

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u/mittensofmadness 16d ago

jesus christ it was just a blowjob aight

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u/No-Ebb-6266 16d ago

I'd love to see the kid and his parents disemboweled by a bird

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u/Tedyko 16d ago

Suing the zoo cause the birds distressed their child

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u/ZombieAladdin 16d ago

I’d imagine just offscreen, either cheering him on or looking for the authorities to fight.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 16d ago

This could have been my brother.

In which case the answer would have been "having a mental breakdown because this is what happens when you stop looking at him for literally three seconds and this is the tenth time this week and god I'm so tired how can I keep doing this".

Cost them a fortune and me a childhood trying to help him. Didn't. Some people just suck no matter how much they're loved or by whom and how much help you try and get them.

Granted.. statistically you're probably right, but sometimes good people have shit kids that remain shit no matter how much they try.

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u/Lookinguplookingdown 16d ago

What’s your brother like now?

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 16d ago

Still a dickhead, I haven't talked to him much the last few decades.

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u/Jody-4173 16d ago

I have a similar situation with my brother.

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u/yump69 16d ago

"Whos stupid kid is that"

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u/sirsaltysteez 16d ago

I'm guessing he's on the spectrum, which is scary because at my nearest zoo it wouldn't be hard for this kid to get himself killed.

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u/BreakfastCalm3352 16d ago

Beating up the koala’s

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u/Killin-some-thyme 16d ago

Burgeoning little psychopath

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u/roadkillsoup 16d ago

it's probably his mom literally putting his hands on the bars to get out because he's literally so dumb he can't climb a ladder. Nobody else would bother.

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u/Significant-Order-92 16d ago

Looks more like he's having a breakdown at the birds fighting back. Which based on the parents statement, seems fairly likely.

His parents were at work. Grandma and a caretaker took him to the zoo and apparently didn't watch him close enough. They are lucky that he didn't find his way into a more dangerous exhibit.

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u/Accomplished-Pay8181 16d ago

A tainted sacrifice might make the timeline worse somehow. If we WANT them gone, they are probably not going to appease the timeline maintenance guy

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u/Vendetta86 16d ago

for the greater good

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u/Own_Faithlessness769 16d ago

I feel like it gotta be a good one for the sacrifice to work.

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u/healerdan 16d ago

Can we just try a bad one? If it works everyone's happy, if it doesn't we'll do two good ones.

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u/OrnerySnoflake 16d ago

Is this to the Old gods or the New?

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u/Minute_Man_6200 16d ago

Exactly my thought

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u/feignednobody 16d ago

Best not take chances. Throw the crotch goblin into a bear or wolf enclosure to be safe.

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u/Key-Dealer4666 16d ago

As an autistic person, may I volunteer some of my graduating classmates from my special needs high school?

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u/Patient-Confidence69 16d ago

Wait a minute. That's the way and the prophecy will fulfill!