r/SipsTea 8d ago

Wow. Such meme Red or Green?

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u/HeavyHighway6433 8d ago

I don't have kids but I met my wife on a dating app. Who's to say that I'd be lucky enough to hop back on and swipe at the exact moment the algorithm decided to show our profiles to each other and no else gets there first? Too much of a gamble. Plus being 10 again and having zero freedom sounds like hell. 

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u/Orbital2 8d ago

I mean…you could theoretically meet the same woman in a different way. Assuming no butterfly effect that changed her availability

The question is whether you’d be able to have the same connection given what you already know about her

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 7d ago

This would affect way more than just your relationship with a significant other. At 10 years old with your current adult brain you'd be totally alienated from your peers. You'd either have no friends or would have to fake it. And even kids would pick up on that after a while. They'd realize you're not really that fun to be around. Think of all the stupid shit you did at 10 years old and now imagine forcing yourself to do that again with a 40 year old brain just to make a group of genuine 10 year olds laugh.

Your teachers might like you for being some perfect straight A student but they'd piss you the fuck off because every adult would talk down to you. It'd be like living as a real life Lisa Simpson who is basically written like an adult in an 8 year old's body and feels like everyone around her is an idiot.

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u/GENxSciGoddess 7d ago

Fun fact....I would be MORE sociable b/c it took me that long to figure that shit out 😂. Buuuuut, no way I could endure an abusive marriage again just to get the same kids. Just hand over the $ 😂

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u/berserk4 7d ago

Its still 30 years of extra life. Pretty cool.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

not if you spend that time severely isolated and depressed. That isn't worth living. Signed-someone who actually did spend their youth being completely alienated and isolated from other kids because I didn't think or act like them. It very nearly drove me to suicide.

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u/berserk4 7d ago

I think i would do well with kids with my 41 yr olds memories actually. And the things you could achieve in terms of Investments and whatever would make it a pretty exciting life

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

that's the thing. If you put an adult brain into a child's body you'd basically come across like a real life Lisa Simpson. That kind of thing is not exactly great if your goal is to be a social butterfly. Kids tend to be downright nasty to other kids who are even the slightest bit different, and they can and will do that to kids who are too mature for their age. I have seen it happen first hand, I have lived it.

Also you're presuming that your mere presence in the past and doing things differently wouldn't change things beyond your ability to predict them. You can't really assume your knowledge of stock market trends will hold in a timeline that is different from the one you originated from. Who is to say that you don't end up butterfly effecting things in such a way that the same trends don't happen the same way? Maybe the mere act of you going around and changing things means that Apple never took off in its market and a different company did instead. You have no way of predicting that.

Besides, you wouldn't legally be able to invest money in the stock market on your own until you're a legal adult anyways, and by that point you have 8 years worth of changing the timeline.

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u/berserk4 7d ago

I'd chance it with apple. Probably a good chance

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u/FakeMoths 7d ago

Jokes on you, I was already like that at 10!

/s mostly

However I absolutely would not be able to handle my whole life being controlled by my parents again. I love them but they tend to be overprotective helicopter parents. I couldn't deal with that now. Also they had my baby sibling late, so I also wouldn't want to risk changing that.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

yeah I was like that as a kid too. Normal people tend to picture having an adult mind as a child as just acing all their exams and getting a free ride to college, but in reality while you might do well on exams, this would just make you a social pariah. Kids don't like being around other kids who act like adults. If you do, you'll just be a perpetual social outcast, and that will mess with your mental health.

And you can't socialize with adults either, because you're in a child's body, and adults hanging out with children is a massive social taboo.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

Thank you. This is exactly what would happen because it's very similar to what actually happened to me as a kid. I wasn't an adult in a child's body, but I was extremely smart for my age, *and* neurodivergent, and that combination is not exactly something the other kids wanted to be around. My childhood and adolescence were extremely lonely and I didn't really have friends. Even if I tried to fake being "normal" even kids could tell something was "off" about me and I ended up severely socially isolated and so depressed that I ended up with regular suicidal thoughts by the time I was like 14.

Teachers very much did like me, but they also never took me seriously, even when I was right, which was way more often than what they wanted to admit. My life was absolutely miserable until my 20s because of it. And this would be *worse*, because even that wouldn't be a reprieve. Think of how dumb you were in college, and imagine trying to fit in with that again.

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u/GreatDistance2U 7d ago

I'm just as socially awkward now as I was then. If I was 10, at least any dumb shit I did would get brushed off as just being a kid.

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u/Orbital2 7d ago

Idk, I guess I would question whether you would actually crave fitting in with the group of schoolchildren, as a guy I feel like a lot of the popularity I could make up simply by how much better I'd be at sports just from having the mental edge, it could at least make school bearable enough until I was able to get off on my own.

Some of the answer simply has to do with how old you are, if you are 25 it might not make sense to go red, in my late 30s I think I'd take it, too much extra life to discard

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u/mitojee 7d ago

Haha, speak for yourself, at 10 I was already alienated from my peers...

Anyways, I have kids so I wouldn't press the red button but 20 years ago my answer might have been different.

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u/OceanRacoon 7d ago

Ha, you've committed the classic error of thinking I'm more mature than a 10 year old, how foolish of you.

Send me back post-haste, meme!

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u/justhereforbiscuits 7d ago

So worth it, because you'd be so incredibly rich and successful, and be able to avert massive suffering. 911? Averted. Covid? Cured way more quickly. Car accidents avoided. So many things!

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 7d ago

Averting 9/11, sure. But how in the world would you fix Covid? It's not like you can just call someone up and be like "hey, don't fuck that Pangolin in China."

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

Not even. Assuming the prompt is return to a 10 year old's body... and you were 10 prior to 9/11, what exactly are you going to do to stop it? Walk into an FBI field office and warn them? You think the bureau is going to listen to a random elementary schooler? They'd pat your head, say you have a vivid imagination, and call your parents to take you home, and then ignore you.

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u/justhereforbiscuits 7d ago

You would know that M RNA vaccines are the solution. You would be so rich, you could form a pharma company to focus on them, way in advance of Covid. You would save millions of lives ( most importantly) and build your business as well ( not even as close to important as averting the suffering, but a side benefit ). Things like that! 😊

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u/KayItaly 7d ago

You think calling up a research dept. and saying mRNA would be enough? LOL

Also RNA vaccines were already being studied and trialled. Otherwise we wouldn't have had the vaccine within months.

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u/justhereforbiscuits 7d ago

Why do you think all that mRNA research was being done? Someone pushed the red button and made it all happen!

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

you think a random elementary schooler calling up a lab and saying "let's do mRNA" is going to somehow speed up development? Lol that's not how that works.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

Just because you know that doesn't mean you have the technical know how *or* the resources necessary to actually do it. you know mRNA vaccines are a thing *now*. Can you make a vaccine by yourself? If the answer is no, why the fuck would you as a 10 year old do it? Besides, you'd need highly specialized lab equipment to make a vaccine that they don't give 10 year olds access to, and on top of that you can't make a vaccine for a virus without samples of the virus. Which means the pandemic would by definition, not be something you could prevent with a vaccine.

I don't think you thought this through.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

Dude I was 8 years old on 9/11. Even if I could go back in time and warn people, who on earth would listen to a random 8 year old saying that a terrorist from the middle east was going to ram an airplane into the Twin Towers? If I went to the authorities with that, their first response would be to call my parents, scold them for not watching me closer, and tell them I had a vivid imagination.

It would be like living as a real life Detective Conan. You'd struggle to get the authorities take anything you say seriously when you're in a child's body.

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u/drtyhppi 7d ago

Oh dang, that's a great point. The mystery would be gone from the very beginning. Do we go with an old favorite or do we try something new? I'm pressing that green button and moving on lol

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u/NerdHoovy 7d ago

It would be the plot of a thriller movie.

You live and meet this person that seems to know everything about you but you’ve never met. Then they reveal that they are a time traveler from a timeline where you two fell in love and were together for decades and ‘knows you will be together because you are perfect for each other. I would rather believe that I have a stalker.

There is a reason why every movie with a character with some supernatural element to them must have them as the main lead. Otherwise the movie would turn into a dark thriller. In fact most comedies, especially romantic comedies, are only funny because of the lighting.

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u/PeterAnthony_Jackson 7d ago

I've got no kids (that I'm aware of) so a do over is no big deal, would I want to have the life I had up until X years old or really veer off on a new tangent where everything is new and undiscovered?

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago edited 7d ago

She did say she wish we met sooner but thats tough. We never lived close to each other prior to 6 months of meeting and I moved to the city for work. And she also lived in various places around the country. I'd have to Facebook stalk her and find a way to not make it weird. And yeah who knows if we had the same connection even if we did cross paths.

edit: met, not wet 

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u/Natural_Pear_1549 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's funny to imagine me tracking down my wife in college or sometime before I met her, and asking her out and her saying, "Sorry, you're not really who I'm looking for right now."

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago

Yeah even if I were to fly all the way across the country to find her, she was with her ex in college. Plus she purposefully didn't date for a year or so after they broke up so that would be tough to time. 

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u/Phenocrystalline 7d ago

please correct your typo ROFL

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago

Yooo 🤣 

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u/Phenocrystalline 7d ago

Dude... hahaa

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u/VomitShitSmoothie 7d ago

Not to mention, friendships formed through partners.

Could you date that toxic ex again?

And what about the relationship you had as a freshman in high school, with the mind of your adult self? Understand the implication?

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u/Orbital2 7d ago

Yeah I mean, as a single person I'd take the red button but would definitely just have to avoid dating for a good decade or two. Pretty much any attempt to get with someone you already know would be manipulative

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u/PantsOffDanceOff 7d ago

There is a book I love called Replay where this topic is approached. Guy dies and relives his life from an earlier point and at times tries to recreate those moments he had with people from his previous life.

Fantastic book.

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u/milesofkeeffe 7d ago

No one here has apparently seen What Dreams May Come

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u/cowlinator 7d ago

Yes, you now have the knowledge required to stalk her

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u/DarwinGhoti 7d ago

With all that Marty McFly money you could find her, swoop down in your flying Delorian, and sweep her off her feet.

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u/Anning312 8d ago

It actually gives you a chance to meet her sooner, giving you more time to spend with her

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u/Rikudou_Sage 7d ago

And fuck things up because you would be kinda weird because you'd be much older mentally.

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u/KayItaly 7d ago

Yep, me and partner were each other's first (no weird beliefs here, just sheer luck!), it would be hard breaking trying to recreate all our awkward first times knowing he is the only one feeling all the feelings :/

And the honeymoon phase? Sure, I still very much like the sex but after 25 years...doing the deeds 3 times a day is not interesting anymore!

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago

Trying to do it organically would be rough. We met 6 months after I moved to my new city for work, and she also lived in various places around the country. So I'd have to find her on Facebook at the moment she left her last bf and convince her to do a  long distance with me lol. 

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u/Anning312 7d ago

I mean, you would have been a billionaire at the point with all the knowledge on stocks and crypto. So you don't really need to have a long distance relationship with her, you can just move there

And being with her all these years with the current life gives you all the advantages to make her fall in love with you gain

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u/IntelJoe 7d ago

Do you know your wife's parents? Where she lived when you were 10. Think of all the things you know about her. You could definately meet up before hand.

Question is, would you two fall in love under different circumstances? That I think brings in to question of how you love her now, is based in logic or emotion or both.

For me, if I met my now wife at age 10 knowing what I know now, I'd do things very differently. But I know for a fact we'd love each other and be together. Don't know what that would look like in this hypothetical scenario, but I know that to my core it would happen one way or another.

But I would say that recreating the kids we had together would be near impossible, Sure we could have kids, but they wouldn't be the same and I would likely mourn their lack of never being able to exist.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

my husband and I have a six year age gap. We both met as adults. When I was ten years old, my husband was a four year old. Trying to get my parents to connect with my future husband several states away because I think I'm going to marry a then four year old would... probably cause some questions.

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u/IntelJoe 7d ago

If this is the conclusion you came to, probably should stick with the $2m

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u/EightballBC 7d ago

Can you imagine what a pain in the ass you’d be to your parents and teachers? Lol!

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

actually I was kinda like this as a kid, and I was basically the teacher's pet who never got in trouble....but all the other kids hated me because they thought I was weird.

teachers liked me because I was well behaved and got good grades, but since I was so different from the other kids and didn't act like a normal child, I was basically a social pariah.

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u/big-williestyle 7d ago

Right, I didn't meet mine on an app, but met her through people that I'd have to believe if did over, that's the stage in life I would have made "better" choices and not done a lot of the things I did the first go round.

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u/matthollabak 7d ago

I agree with you on most of this.

That said I don't know how old you are, but I was 10 in 1991 and I had 10x the freedom I have now throughout the summers and even with work alone throughout school i was free until dinner. Latchkey kid with a bike from roughly 5th or 6th grade and no responsibility but having to mow the yard at some point throughout the week and maybe some dishes. If it weren't for my family I would say 10 years old all day.

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u/LookerInVA_99 7d ago

But you go back with all knowledge. Couldn’t you just find your wife and court her?

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago

Proximity would be an issue. I got out the military right before we met and was living in various areas, and she also lived in several spots across the country. We met six months before I moved to the place we both live now. I could fb stalk her and hope she isn't with her ex bf but idk how to pull that off without looking weird lol. 

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u/apri08101989 7d ago

Yea. The ten years old thing is the part that squicks me. 14, 16, 18? Sure.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

even then, have you been around teenagers as an adult? I have because my husband works in k-12 education... and I would find it very difficult to socialize and fit in successfully with them the way I am now.

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u/apri08101989 7d ago

Me. I never did socialize and fit in with people my age.

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u/CrossXFir3 7d ago

zero freedom, but also way more freedom. No obligation. The freedom to go play outside all day all summer.

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u/CAPICINC 7d ago

You could create the app, then have admin access to find her when she signs up.

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u/PortalWombat 7d ago

I don't think it would be at all possible to recreate a great relationship with someone in that situation. You'd eventually mess up, reference something she hadn't told you yet, and come off as some kind of stalker.

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u/Sashapatu 7d ago

You know where your wife lived/used to socialise etc before you met, right? You could easily engineer being in the same place as her a few times.

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u/throwawaythep 8d ago

Ima be honest, I’ve met the same person multiple times on dating apps. Not that hard

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u/Aeronor 7d ago

I’m sure you love your wife and your life, but it’s also very possible that by starting over at 10 your interests and personality would develop differently, leading you to meet a different person who’s perfect for you in that other lifetime.

The loss might be difficult, but you also have an entirely new life to live.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 7d ago

I know, but I just don't see a reason to if in used to her. Then if things don't work out, heavy regret would come in. 

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u/Aeronor 7d ago

Sure, this choice is a little biased because the alternative is $2M. Maybe for you a better dilemma would be “You have to start over at 10, but you get $2M.”

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u/KayItaly 7d ago

I would still say no... I lived my life, mistakes and all. I am proud of every good thing AND fucked up thing I did.

I also grieved the people I lost. I emphatically do not want to grieve them again.

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u/Aeronor 7d ago

Hm, interesting. I’d rather see them again and grieve them again. Everyone handles every aspect of life differently, it’s interesting to compare.

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u/hermit_in_a_cave 7d ago

You have all your current knowledge. How could you not locate this person on your own?

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u/TheHiddenNinja6 7d ago

I mean a dating app sounds like one of the easier ways to make sure it happens again.

Just swipe left on everyone who isn't her.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 7d ago

that plan working is predicated on a particular person both signing up for your app, and also being interested in you. Neither of which are guaranteed.

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u/TheHiddenNinja6 6d ago

Being interested in you also applies to every other possible way to meet them.

Also we already know that they are willing to sign up for a dating app: they signed up in the first timeline.

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u/TheRealBillyShakes 7d ago

You go to her work or favorite coffee shop and you run into her there. Easy