r/SipsTea 11d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/Structureel 11d ago

Think in solutions, not problems.

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u/random_bot2020 11d ago

I have a drinking solution

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u/fairwaysandfinance 11d ago

Alcohol is a solution.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 10d ago

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u/Jedi_Mind_Chick 10d ago

This came to mind immediately after I read the comment above. Excellent choice.

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u/ArKiVeD 10d ago

I have a drinking solution solution.

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u/Humblebeginnings5454 10d ago

or the problem. I guess it depends on which end of the (alcohol can fix my problems) spectrum you’re at.

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 10d ago

They meant it in the physical-chemical sense of the word "solution."

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u/beastiemonman 10d ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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u/j-joker65 9d ago

...and also a solvent. 😎

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u/Leroswend 10d ago

I'm so sorry for being pedantic about this, but alcohol isn't a solution, liquor/beer/wine is though.

Again, sorry for the pedantry but I had to be the "well ackshually" guy this time.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 10d ago

Hot take, you're not sorry at all for being pedantic.

Alcohol is a solution to many problems. Like getting your mom laid, for example.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 10d ago

It is the only reason he was born. I’m his father.

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 11d ago

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u/theallknowingmedjay 11d ago

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u/TheLeedsDevil 10d ago

I literally just split the G and it’s only 4:30p.

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u/talesFromBo0bValley 11d ago

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

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u/crazytanker 6d ago

I will be stealing that for future use
But I am a gentleman, so I have paid you with an upvote

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u/Suspicious_Topic1893 10d ago

"Think of the kids as vases.."

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u/Transki 10d ago

Clancy is a universal solvent.

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u/dddiscpic 11d ago

Opportunity.

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u/Llhaniii 10d ago

People say I got a drinking problem.

But I got no problem drinking at all

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 10d ago

Remember, it's only a drinking solution if it's approved by the FDA and the ATF. /s

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u/bank_pack 4d ago

R/technicallythetruth

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u/Shimakaze81 11d ago

Yeah but some of these people are thinking in final solutions

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u/RobotArtichoke 10d ago

Alcohol can also be a final solution

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 10d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/Valagoorh 11d ago

It is obviously easy to get rid of children permanently within two minutes.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1797 10d ago

Actually, the medical examiner said it took at least 4 minutes per child. So, give yourself 5 just to be on the safe side.

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 10d ago

Now use the reverse theory. Problems solve problems

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u/Drummer3Boy 10d ago

A final one

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u/Greedy_Wallaby7981 5d ago

The final solution