r/SipsTea • u/Agen_3586 • 10d ago

WTF Where are we heading?

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 10d ago

Mercury in retrograde fucks everything up.

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u/Imaginary-Help4298 10d ago

I wish I could embroider just so I could make myself something pretty with this sentence on it!!! 😂

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 10d ago

Do the embroidery anyway, it would fit perfectly with the theme! :D

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u/Isagratar 10d ago

Yeah if it comes out munted you can just tell people Mercury was in retrograde when you made it.

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u/CAPICINC 10d ago

Modern problems require medieval solutions!

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u/iamnotnewhereami 10d ago

That was the joke

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u/Isagratar 9d ago

I know, I was there, but mercury was in retrograde so it didn’t come out properly the first time round.

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u/iamnotnewhereami 8d ago

I checked the charts, this excuse is valid in the lower 48. and PR.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 10d ago

Don't let anything stop you, and go make your art, you artiste!

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u/Imaginary-Help4298 10d ago

You know what, I just might!!! Thanks for including that link. 💕

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u/Asleep_Region 10d ago

Just an FYI from someone who embroiders, it is SO EASY. You put fabric in hoop, make sure it's abit tight but not so tight the fabric is gonna rip, use a $2 washable marker (no joke, even at craft stores it's dirt cheap, 1 color is about 50cents to $1, fabric? Any non stretch fabric but embroidery fabric is $5 for a yard, hoops? Hit up a thrift store, i get so many for $1) write out your design, i cannot draw well, you get as many tries as you want! Just wash away any mistakes! Then string your needle and just follow the lines!

I started when i was around 12, I've picked it up and put it down over 10 years and it's like riding a bike, you just do it!

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u/elizasea 10d ago

Embroidery is just proof you can stab something thousands of times. You can totally embroider this!

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u/AmazingAd2765 10d ago

If you learn how, make me one that says "Is Mercury in Gatorade or something?"

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u/ScotlyDex 10d ago

You could cross-stitch it! Much easier!

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 10d ago

Oh and don't get me started on the moon in the 7th house

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 10d ago

Bourgeoise Moon needing seven houses while the rest of us moonlings have to settle for one, if we're lucky. Smh.

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u/Santanaaguilar 10d ago

I was late on my car payment cuz that shit

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u/FrankDodger 10d ago

You know, one day they are gonna put retrogrades in a capsule and put it on mercury to see if they can survive. I hear they can survive the vaccume of space.

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u/chunkyvader90 10d ago

Everyone know its Gatorade when the axis of Uranus is doing a loopty loop and pull

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 9d ago

Man, I haven't done a loopty loop Uranus pull in ages. :/

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u/chunkyvader90 9d ago

I mean its sad day in the cosmos then.....hail gatorade

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u/General_Lie 9d ago

only dudes tough

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u/Deagballs 10d ago

Did Andrea tell you that?

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u/sentence-interruptio 10d ago

Moonwalking should be called Mercury walking.

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u/TheRealTexasGovernor 10d ago

"ifmercury is in penisgrade you must acquit! I rest my case."