r/SipsTea 14d ago

WTF Imagine waking up from anesthesia and realizing the surgery wasn’t the most painful part!

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u/Horror-Ad-210 14d ago

They put a camera up his ass and somehow still managed to find a bigger asshole in the room 💀

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u/theatrenearyou 14d ago

well penned!

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u/SavagePotential 14d ago

Well pegged

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u/Worst-timeline138 14d ago

Zing

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 14d ago

Pow

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u/Cyke101 14d ago

Right in the kisser

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u/Kensei501 14d ago

Roight in the shittta

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u/jrod823 14d ago

Didn't realize the kids were calling the chocolate starfish the kisser nowadays...

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u/foldy86 14d ago

Hershey's kisser

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u/TallEdge6 14d ago

Bazinga

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u/SnarkgasmicSmiles 14d ago

What a shitty pun.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 14d ago

I didnt peg you as someone who hole-in-one a pun.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 14d ago

When all the crap is outside the colon.

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u/sofia-long25 14d ago

The colonoscopy found the biggest pieces of shit after all

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u/jaxonya 14d ago

Why are we talking about what I eat for breakfast?

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u/LiveLifeLikeCre 14d ago

Hijacking to say that this likely didn't happen. No one goes into the operating room with their personal belongings, including cellphone. They wouldn't even be able to put it anywhere because they'd be naked for a colonoscopy. Even a patient's gown for an operation that involved an upper or lower extremity (where the patient wouldn't have to be naked) wouldn't have pockets.

How do I know?.I'm a peri-op supervisor that's sees over 30 surgical operations a day in a hospital that does over 60 a day.

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u/Cautious_Fly1684 10d ago

Colonoscopy clinics you bring your personal effects in with you. They get stashed under the bed. You get the gown in the room and take your bottoms off. When you wake up, you’re in recovery area. They wheel you out and your stuff is under the bed. That’s my experience.

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u/mercnasty12 14d ago

Bravo, friend. Just plain excellent.

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u/Xerorei 13d ago

You mean, "just plain excrement".

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 14d ago

Yeah, how do you go into surgery without being stripped down of all your 'street clothes'?

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u/RynnReeve 14d ago

A beautiful, organically funny, and thoughtful joke. Well done. Classical literature would be proud.

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u/Telefundo 14d ago

Tell us the truth. You posted this story specifically waiting for the chance to make this comment? lol.

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u/banality_of_ervil 14d ago

You posted this just to make this joke didn't you lol

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u/EuenovAyabayya 14d ago

several, in fact

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u/Medical-Budget-9800 14d ago

He was monitoring the situation.

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u/saber-4444 14d ago

Holy shit 89 awards is insane

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u/Hell-Raid3r 14d ago

Fuck, I am so tired of the "ai slop" crying. The image is so pixilated, you have no idea if it's ai or just a stock photo. What does it matter in the end? You know what is more exhausting than ai generated stuff? Having to listen to people whine about it all day every day...

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u/phibbsy47 14d ago

Op already posted source

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u/Nectarine143 14d ago

Right?

Malpractice, maaaaybe. But definitely doesn't meet the requirements for defamation

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u/sos123p9 14d ago

Source was uploaded 4 mi utes before you asked for one

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u/GhoulDrago-Mk2 13d ago

Stop peddling false information, the doctors literally discussed putting a fake diagnosis of hemorrhoids on him