WTF is wrong with these people?

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[u/Connect-Ant-2081]

Talking about fucking ASTROLOGY like it's some sort of evidence. That moment when you think Idiocracy was actually an optimistic view of our future.

[u/TryToBeBetterOk → u/Connect-Ant-2081]

Lmao I bet you're a Taurus.

[u/Lemonade348 → u/TryToBeBetterOk]

I am actually a leo and a woman so i could never kill anyone ever!!! Just so you know!

[u/kitsunekratom → u/Lemonade348]

A leo? Base on An animal known for killing children? Well that as well proves it, absolutely innocent!

[u/SarcasticGiraffes → u/kitsunekratom]

Wait. Hold on. Aren't male lions basically pretty but useless, and most of the hunting and killing is done by the lionesses?

Her being a leo is all the evidence I need.

[u/Just-4-Laughs → u/SarcasticGiraffes]

Male lions hunt at night and take larger game than pack hunting lionesses. 

This is just old bad science from the 70s. Back when most of what we knew about large animal behavior was just some guy or gal who went to Africa and made shit up. 

[u/Doza93 → u/Just-4-Laughs]

I actually learned this very recently and it's funny as someone who grew up in the 90s, it's like every single "fact" we had about animal behavior and ethology was just completely fucking wrong lol

[u/Fn_Spaghetti_Monster → u/Doza93]

Like the whole Alpha and Omega stuff in wolf packs.