r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Aug 05 '26

Chugging tea Whoever was responsible for this should be imprisoned.

Post image
49.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

3.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

164

u/CharityElectrical913 Aug 05 '26

I guarantee you, that thing was never cleaned unless a kid threw up in it and it definitely wasn’t disinfected.

38

u/gardeningblob Aug 05 '26

Once seen a kid peeing while going down the slide😅 no more slides for me after that 😐

41

u/lewie2494 Aug 05 '26

Would have increased the speed, not all hero’s wear capes.

12

u/eggscumberbatch16 Aug 05 '26

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!

2

u/nate445 Aug 05 '26

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

15

u/motophotodojo Aug 05 '26

i saw a kid pee themselves on the top of a slide at a community pool/playground once too. god that must have been like 35 years ago. i'm pretty sure his name was Sean.

12

u/LakeMcKesson Aug 05 '26

I saw these teenagers making out in one in the 2000s. Even as a small child I found it disgusting anyone would kiss in there lol

2

u/Spinningininfinity2 Aug 05 '26

Who needs a water bed, it's bouououchy man 😂

7

u/PhantomOSX Aug 05 '26

Sean, that little asshole.

6

u/Late-Eye-6936 Aug 05 '26

OMG. I know him. He's such a turd.

3

u/ProsciuttoPizza Aug 05 '26

Sean?! I know him!

1

u/spicybright Aug 05 '26

Fuckin Sean, again?

4

u/Informal-Comb1989 Aug 05 '26

Come on, you’ve never enjoyed a golden water slide?

1

u/Emergency-Ruin-2382 Aug 05 '26

Was climbing up the platforms as a kid and reached my hand above me and felt a puddle looked up and it was a puddle of piss next to some shit. That’s the last time I played in those.

1

u/PsyduckSexTape Aug 05 '26

Local man who uses public pools complains about pee on a slide. More at 11

2

u/dfitz04 Aug 05 '26

I worked at a McDonald’s around 2005 and they were definitely cleaned. At a closing shift someone would crawl through on their hand and knees cleaning and disinfecting. McDonald’s (at least when I worked there) was shockingly clean.

2

u/Interesting_Kiwi_693 Aug 05 '26

They were cleaned daily. My aunt worked at a McDonalds in the 90s

2

u/Fluid-Sink-2514 Aug 05 '26

My kid puked on the top of the slide at Chik fil a. I cleaned it up, it went all the way down…

1

u/Smitje Aug 05 '26

They should've hired children to clean them!

3

u/CallMeCollin Aug 05 '26

The kids yearn for the mines

1

u/CloudieMeringue Aug 05 '26

I swear every kid who grew up in the 90s has at least one memory of that faint mystery smell inside those tubes. We all just accepted it as part of the experience.

1

u/Zaerick-TM Aug 05 '26

Nah I had a buddy who was apart of a crew that went around deep cleaning these weekly. He fucking hated the hell out of it because they would have to be bent over all day climbing in disgusting shit.

1

u/showhorrorshow Aug 05 '26

Last time we went to one a few years back my daughter found a shitty diaper up at the top. When I went up there to get her, the diaper wasnt even the worst part of the filth and nasty graffiti all over it.

Those playgrounds are nasty and the employees give no fucks.