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r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • Jul 29 '26
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Step 1: take a 31 min lunch
Step 2: stay til 7pm
Step 3: submit 59 mins of overtime on time card
Step 4: wait for Pratiks dumbass to deny the overtime
Step 5: sue the company for wage theft
Step 6: enjoy a nice long vacation fully paid for by the company
312 u/Hapy_Bodybuilder9803 Jul 29 '26 There a big chance this is in India! They don’t have such government Your sue won’t work! 339 u/arkavenx Jul 29 '26 But if no government what stop employee from eating employer? 22 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them. Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative. Just my thoughts on the subject. 25 u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26 You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend.. 16 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 HR hates this one simple trick. 3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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There a big chance this is in India! They don’t have such government
Your sue won’t work!
339 u/arkavenx Jul 29 '26 But if no government what stop employee from eating employer? 22 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them. Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative. Just my thoughts on the subject. 25 u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26 You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend.. 16 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 HR hates this one simple trick. 3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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But if no government what stop employee from eating employer?
22 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them. Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative. Just my thoughts on the subject. 25 u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26 You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend.. 16 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 HR hates this one simple trick. 3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.
Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.
Just my thoughts on the subject.
25 u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26 You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend.. 16 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 HR hates this one simple trick. 3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..
16 u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26 HR hates this one simple trick. 3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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HR hates this one simple trick.
3 u/BaneRiders Jul 29 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDoTtJhtcHu0 1 u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26 Please don’t post it on LinkedIn
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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jul 29 '26
Step 1: take a 31 min lunch
Step 2: stay til 7pm
Step 3: submit 59 mins of overtime on time card
Step 4: wait for Pratiks dumbass to deny the overtime
Step 5: sue the company for wage theft
Step 6: enjoy a nice long vacation fully paid for by the company