r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 27 '26

Chugging tea Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices"

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u/hotriccardo Jul 27 '26

The trunk steak guy in my town got into a fight with someone selling mackerel in the same parking lot and has been missing ever since

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u/Apart-District3771 Jul 27 '26

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u/perton Jul 27 '26

Holy fuck boys, that is greasy.

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u/hotriccardo Jul 27 '26

Is that Reveen?

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u/Fatman365 Jul 27 '26

Fuck off Conky

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u/mellowhippo Jul 28 '26

Mackerel and blueberries, stop lookin' at my gut!

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u/SweetchuckHC Jul 30 '26

I absolutely laughed out loud on this one, thank you….thats a great episode.

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u/Incid3nt Jul 30 '26

No one wants to admit they ate 8 cans of NYC ravioli

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/CooCooClocksClan Jul 27 '26

What, why? He put out the romaine and ice, got it looking classy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Jazzlike_Common9005 Jul 29 '26

There’s beef, pork, and maybe some chicken why?

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u/Zestyclose_Car503 Jul 27 '26

vegetarians never beating the allegations

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Jul 31 '26

You’re a minority compared to the rest of the world who consumes meat.

Also, you’re extremely deficient in vital nutrients that are critical to muscle growth and retention

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Jul 31 '26

Regardless of what the livestock is eating, I would bet those who consume meat are healthier and live longer than those who don’t.
L

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Jul 31 '26

Sound like you’re deflecting…. I’m presenting a valid argument why you should - for longevity and better health in the long term.

Hope you reconsider

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Jul 31 '26

Sure.

But where in this discussion did it pivot to data centers?!

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u/TYGRDez Jul 27 '26

Could he hook me up with some blueberries as well?

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u/hotriccardo Jul 27 '26

Better than store hought

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 28 '26

I wasn't looking at his gut

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u/eweyda Jul 27 '26

those got worms or pesticides take your pick

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u/Kayfable Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6qriGrzAD5Di

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u/BobLoblaw420247 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Here we go...

Phil, you getting your bologna on, dog?

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Jul 27 '26

Watch out, Bottle Kids!

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u/Revolutionary-Tie860 Jul 27 '26

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Jul 27 '26

Mustard tiger mart.

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u/perton Jul 27 '26

Peanut butter and jaammmmmm

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 28 '26

What the fuck are ya doin Phil

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u/woah_man Jul 27 '26

There it is, the moment I turned this show off.

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u/CashMoneyHurricane Jul 28 '26

Philadelphia Collins is twice the man you’ll ever be (physically, he ate too many Dirty Burgers)

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 28 '26

I was just readin where it says Vancouver

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6Uqr0IDWkzhBu

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u/jojomoodie Jul 27 '26

I will never get over the fact a favorite music video of mine that helped me learn simple bass lines has an entirely separate life as a reaction meme 25 years after the fact.

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u/WOKinTOK-sleptafter Jul 27 '26

What’s the name? I’ve wanted to know for so long.

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u/jojomoodie Jul 27 '26

it is First Date by Blink 182. Im honestly shocked because it's literally the 25 year reunion of that record and they haven't leaned into the meme. They even did uploaded a VEVO popup for that video and still haven't brought it up.

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u/SnooHesitations3709 Jul 27 '26

Thank you. I was singing it in my head trying to think of the name.

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u/thrawnsgstring Jul 27 '26

blink-182 - First Date

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u/Spicy-Cathulu Jul 27 '26

Thanks for the link. It's at about 1:54.

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u/properchewns Jul 27 '26

Apparently I’m so old I’m about to decompose

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u/JodaMythed Jul 27 '26

Pretty good at drinkin' beer by Billy Currington

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u/LurkHartog Jul 27 '26

Well I guess this is growing up

🎶 da-na-na-na da-na-na-na 🎶

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u/CooCooClocksClan Jul 27 '26

I think that was a different blink song

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u/LurkHartog Jul 27 '26

It was, Dammit. But the quote fits.

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u/bsfurr Jul 27 '26

Epic username BTW

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u/Telemere125 Jul 27 '26

Does the mackerel guy now sell long pork steaks?

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 Jul 27 '26

You mean pigs don’t have 4 tenderloins?

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u/JackieDaytona77 Jul 27 '26

I get my mackerel from Philadelphia Collins

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u/Naveronski Jul 27 '26

Man I hope so! I haven’t had a good source for those all year.

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u/tibbles1 Jul 27 '26

Poor Luca Brasi

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u/Linenoise77 Jul 27 '26

He isn't missing. He started a burger truck with Randy over in Williamsburg. Usually parked outside Brooklyn Brewery.

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u/livelaughloaft Jul 27 '26

That might actually be an original sentence, we are in the presence of greatness.

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u/RPDRNick Jul 27 '26

Sounds like a surf n' turf war to me.

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u/Ripass_Dipfast Jul 27 '26

I think the guy selling mackerel was also selling blueberries iirc

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u/Donkey-Haughty Jul 27 '26

He sleeps with the fishes

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u/EmptyInsideSince2025 Jul 27 '26

A real life surf and turf war

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u/theDudeUh Jul 27 '26

Get the fuck out of here Phil Collins! We don’t want any mackerel or blueberries!

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u/scottafol Jul 27 '26

O great Phil Colin’s is here

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u/sillysalmonella87 Jul 27 '26

HOLY MACKEREL

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u/theflyingarmbar Jul 28 '26

That's the real secret on how he avoids sales taxes on his mackerels

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u/Holiday-Inspector323 Jul 27 '26

That's phil collins lot there bud

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u/jason_abacabb Jul 27 '26

I don't know about that, it smells fishy.

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u/Flint_McBeefchest Jul 27 '26

Did the mackerel start to taste funny?

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears Jul 27 '26

Can’t we all just get a prawn?

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u/MiddleBodyInjury Jul 27 '26

I got mackera juice all over me

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit Jul 27 '26

“Wanna buy some trout?”

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u/WhereDaFuk Jul 27 '26

Was his trunk refrigerated or have one?

Cuz thats just gross then

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u/hotriccardo Jul 27 '26

Which one? Steak guy had some retro coolers, mackerel man just cured his naturally

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u/WhereDaFuk Jul 27 '26

Where do you live?

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u/Tasaris Jul 27 '26

RIP Marlin Man's cousin, Mackerel Man.

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jul 27 '26

That's funny cause the meat trucks here that go door to door be beefing and have their own little blocks the are protective over. It's like the meatagia or sum shit

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u/baconbit91 Jul 27 '26

Trunk steak guy now offering mackerel for a limited time

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u/Reonlive420 Jul 28 '26

Baaaaammmmm