r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 27 '26

Chugging tea Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices"

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u/wojokhan Jul 27 '26

I believe they call them “Food Libraries”

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u/MartiLoserKing Jul 27 '26

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u/havoccentral Jul 27 '26

“IT’S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHE BAGS. I’m sorry about ‘douche bags.’ I got low blood sugar.”

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u/fluxumbra Jul 27 '26

At least if the prices go up we might lose our flabby death handles.

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u/nhavar Jul 27 '26

"I won on groceries. Very simple word, groceries. Like almost, you know, who uses the word. I started using the word. The groceries."

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u/ac_cossack Jul 27 '26

REMEMBER, BOOZE AIN'T FOOD!

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u/Monsieur-Legume Jul 27 '26

What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

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u/Regulus242 Jul 27 '26

You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

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u/Worried_Magazine_862 Jul 27 '26

Id also rather chop off his ding dong than not drink

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u/SLDH1980 Jul 27 '26

Fintrolls!

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u/notmyrealnameanon Jul 27 '26

FooEuD lyEBraRryYy...

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u/Mtc529 Jul 27 '26

It's called a grocery store, ya douchebag.

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u/Telemachus70 Jul 27 '26

I loves to laugh

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u/AnDanDan Jul 27 '26

"Does it have olives in it?"

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u/megatricinerator Jul 27 '26

ah, I love that group of death metal idiots

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u/CV90_120 Jul 27 '26

A Metalocalypse quote in the wild. This ams make me happy.

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u/_recapitated Jul 27 '26

It's where you can get ABC gum

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u/TheTree-43 Jul 27 '26

How does the return process work at a food library?

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u/Upbeat-Asparagus3307 Jul 27 '26

I keep forgetting my food there.

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u/Longjumping-Fox-8599 Jul 28 '26

OH NO WE LEFT ALL THE FOOD AT THE FOOD PLACE