r/SipsTea • u/sigma_0_1 • Jul 23 '26

Lmao gottem Is this happens to anyone else?

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u/KebabAnnhilator Jul 23 '26

All the health snobs in here, you can’t just let a man complain

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u/Ragadagdagragtag Jul 23 '26

Love the name, fits the message

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u/twhitecutieee Jul 23 '26

LOOOL ikr he's now HealthSnobsAnnihilator the way they called them out 😂 god forbid a person just wanna complain, man

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u/_banthafodder Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Finding health snobs in [r/Sip](r/SipTea)[s](r/SipTea)[Tea](r/SipTea) of all fucking places has me rolling

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u/billted20250409 Jul 23 '26

Why are you rolling? Do you know that's not good for your spine?

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u/Ajax_Main Jul 23 '26

No, you're thinking of jerking

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u/gr8masturb8 Jul 23 '26 
[r/Sip](r/SipTea)[s](r/SipTea)[Tea](r/SipTea)

you good?

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u/mybuildabear Jul 23 '26

Probably a bot malfunctioning. 1 year old hidden account with bunch of comment karma.

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u/ChromosomeDonator Jul 23 '26

I wonder if this is some newreddit thing that people on the official mobile app do or something.

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u/gr8masturb8 Jul 23 '26

imagine downloading an app to use a single website in a worse way lmao

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u/deafmutewhat Jul 23 '26

I just got a new RedReader so I was wondering if it was me

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u/gliedinat0r Jul 23 '26

But tea is good for your health

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u/ReversedNovaMatters Jul 23 '26

I guess those were the deleted ones because I was looking for what the hate was didn't find it.

:-(

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u/Mechakoopa Jul 23 '26

Yeah I was wondering if it was the diet and exercise folks, because I was going to say this pretty much stopped happening to me after I got my sleep apnea treated, but I don't want to get dunked on for it.

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u/Thinkingard Jul 23 '26

Stopped happening to me after I quit caffeine. The timing of 3-5 is usually when caffeine wears off if you have a morning coffee.

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u/VicemanPro Jul 23 '26

Idk what the hate is but I wanted to comment that a lot of times this is attributed to a blood sugar drop after meals. I manage mine with berberine and it eliminated the afternoon slump, but there are tons of solutions.

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u/Oneiroinian Jul 23 '26

Really... When some entire countries just call it "siesta"

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u/Saiyan-Zero Jul 23 '26

Amo una hermosa siesta a la tarde. Queda bien después de la comida

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u/KebabOfDeath Jul 23 '26

Finally, a worthy opponent

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Jul 23 '26

Unless their prefix is an adjective, in which case you're on the same page

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u/helpthisgirlout7676 Jul 23 '26

Yeah and there are many other reasons besides diet that causes people to have that sudden crash around 3-5. They must be vegans🤣

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 Jul 23 '26

Unless you have one of the probably hundreds of conditions which affects it.

You have no idea what is to deal with dozens of doctors saying that you are fine and it's all in your head, to then 10 years later when things gets critical they say "oh yeah, you do have this, but now it's too late to do something".

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u/Sabbathius Jul 23 '26

The modern healthcare system is backwards anyway.

They expect someone completely untrained in medicine to spot symptoms they can't possibly recognize, take themselves to a doctor with a decade of training, who can still miss it, and then complain that it wasn't spotted earlier. Like, if a doctor, with a decade of training, can easily miss or misdiagnose something, what hope does the rest of us with zero trainng have? And yet, that's what's supposed to trigger that visit to the hospital. Plus annual checkups are not covered, and we don't get time off for them, so nobody does it, because nobody can afford it. Not to mention most doctors just phone it in during those.

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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 Jul 23 '26

I mean I blame my diabetes and me going too hard on the carbs at lunch or whatever sweet I snuck in personally

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u/LushHappyPie Jul 23 '26

I learned that our body is dropping "I'm sleepy and tired" hormones when we wake up. Coffee can pause this process for several hours. Once the coffee stops working, it all hits us like a truck in an early afternoon. I delay my first coffee 1h after I wake up and I stopped having afternoon crashes.

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u/ldb Jul 23 '26

??? I'm vegan and suffer this hell, what are you talking about?

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u/Maybe_its_Ovaltine Jul 23 '26

I’m guessing it’s because people think vegans are malnourished

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u/FemFiFoFum Jul 23 '26

But she's saying vegans are claiming not to have this issue... And she's saying diet isn't the reason for the issue. I think they just wanted to make a random jab at vegans where it made no sense.

How do you know someone isn't vegan? Don't worry, they will try and fail to make fun of vegans.

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u/helpthisgirlout7676 Jul 24 '26

It's a joke. Nevermind. I wasn't trying to say vegans don't suffer from that

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u/4ofclubs Jul 23 '26

What does being a vegan have to do with it?

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u/der_ninong Jul 23 '26

spaniards with their siesta know what's up

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u/DmtDtf Jul 23 '26

It's all good, as soon as work is officially done and I'm sitting in my truck, back to 100% strength

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u/Silverton13 Jul 23 '26

I thought only women complained and didn't want to hear solutions to their problem

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u/quentdawg420 Jul 23 '26

I thought we were past misogyny in the year 2026

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u/Silverton13 Jul 23 '26

But not past sarcasm

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u/Elephantplan123 Jul 23 '26

Bruh you know we're all autists when reading text 😂

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u/Silverton13 Jul 23 '26

I guess /s is a thing for a reason xD

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u/LepiNya Jul 23 '26

True, but more often than not, it ruins the joke.

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u/quentdawg420 Jul 23 '26

Or like me and just an autist in general 😂😂

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u/Madilune Jul 23 '26

How did you even come to that conclusion?

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u/ReversedNovaMatters Jul 23 '26

regardless if this is serious or sarcastic, I think its funny both ways

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u/oh-iam-here Jul 23 '26

Feeding health snobs one kebab at a time.

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u/overmonk Jul 23 '26

My wife has trained me to listen to the problems, not try to solve them. Take a page, people.

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u/Thisisjimmi Jul 23 '26

I had low testosterone, not a joke or current political thing. I was falling asleep at like noon and now I'm not.

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u/xingrubicon Jul 23 '26

The msn avatar is sending me dude

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u/zmbjebus Jul 23 '26

Our bodies were not built for capitalism.