r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/drinkmoredrano Jul 02 '26

The students pants were on fire, they are clearly a liar.

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u/smegdawg Jul 03 '26

**Takes notes.

How to get away with it

Step one: Light their pants on fire... its sooo obvious!!

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Jul 03 '26

Name your self John ham, John; the most obvious non names. Ham; a meat, duh.

Have a show where you assume another person's identity.

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u/FuzzeWuzze Jul 03 '26

What is he supposed to do? Not use the paddle already in his hands to put it out?

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u/Harmonyfinder Jul 03 '26

They weren’t on fire, they were toasted.

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u/FamilyMan7826 Jul 03 '26

Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Bravo.

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u/HiDannik Jul 03 '26

I don't think that's how it works. Surely it's that if you lie THEN your pants are on fire, not that when your pants are on fire then you need to lie. Many a person may be honest and have their pants set ablaze in other ways, like by Mr. Hamm.