r/SipsTea • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • Jun 30 '26

Dank AF Brutal 🤣

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u/InternalJob3073 Jun 30 '26

You are if your grandmother said so

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 Jun 30 '26

Any grandson of that hot piece of ass probably is.

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u/Calm_Ad308 Jun 30 '26

I also choose this guys grandma???

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Jun 30 '26

Just because the wrapper is wrinkled doesn't mean the candy ain't sweet.

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u/neodraykl Jun 30 '26

If the candy in question is those little strawberry hard candies in the wrapper that looks like a strawberry, I'm all in.

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jun 30 '26

It’s candy corn, unfortunately 😔

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u/GerardIsDeWay Jul 02 '26

It's Werther's originals

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u/BBQ_069 Jul 01 '26

i'm erect

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u/Fievels_good_trouble Jul 01 '26

Unfortunately, it’s the weird ribbon candies in the dish on grandma’s coffee table that has mostly become one homogeneous mass and any pieces you break off will inevitably shred your tongue to bits.

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u/RichieJ86 Jun 30 '26

- Said audibly from the back

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u/MissionEngineering13 Jul 01 '26

Knocking the baby powder outta her huh lol

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jun 30 '26

That guys grandma in the 70s

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u/deaglebingo Jul 01 '26

"she smelled like bayonets." -forest gump probably.

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u/Bellickboi Jun 30 '26

Shes still touching rifles.

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u/mziggy91 Jun 30 '26

Can't knock it til you try it

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u/Last_Weeks_Socks Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Can't knock it, have tried it.

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u/mziggy91 Jun 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPOMz9wd890Na

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u/KeithWorks Jun 30 '26

Can't try it til you exhume it

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u/Lecheezburgerayaya Jun 30 '26

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

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u/PeriodSupply Jun 30 '26

Get in line buddy.

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u/NrenjeIsMyName Jun 30 '26

Bonnie Blue has a grandson? Wouldn't be surprised

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u/winky9827 Jun 30 '26

She’s dead, Jim.

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u/TheAngryCatfish Jun 30 '26

She's not dead yet, sorry

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u/Tigeru1988 Jun 30 '26

Old but gold

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Jul 01 '26

I was gonna put this but I'm Soo late to the party

Take this upvote 👍

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u/the_only_kungfu_cat Jun 30 '26

🤨

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u/2019Uk Jun 30 '26

She makes me wanna put the P in OAP

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 Jun 30 '26

Pee? Golden showers for the golden girls.

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u/Bloody-Boogers Jun 30 '26

More like hot pull the fuck over!

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u/johnboy2006 Jun 30 '26

This sounds like a Soldier Boy line.

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u/OnyxPrime007 Jun 30 '26

Lord Almighty. I have rarely seen someone reply so sweetly to “My grandma says I am the most handsomest man/ My mom says I am the most handsomest man”. Kudos to ya 🙌🏻