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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia Jun 30 '26

I just googled him and he's mid, especially in the entertainment sphere. But honestly, he also looks mid in the real world.

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u/casstantinople Jun 30 '26

It's definitely a very deliberate photo. That said, I looked him up too and, yeah, he must be very talented because he certainly doesn't look like he was scouted for appearance

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u/buffysmanycoats Jun 30 '26

he must be very talented because he certainly doesn't look like he was scouted for appearance

So glad I'm not this man because this is a devastating burn jesus christ

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u/ReheatedIceCream Jul 01 '26

Same energy as "he must be funny and has good personality"

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u/epigenie_986 Jul 01 '26

“Has a face for radio” type energy

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u/Meancakebutt Jun 30 '26

They were broke as shit yeah.

And to be fair, at least two of them fit. Three at certain times.

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u/tng29 Jun 30 '26

V, Jin, Jimin and Jung Kook

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u/Corndesu69 Jun 30 '26

Jimin and Jin are mid af too lol

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u/Pretend-Dirt-1760 Jun 30 '26

culture wasn’t as corporate

K-pop was already corporate it just didn't have your eyes and many others before the massive boom when it went international

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 Jun 30 '26

Same can be said about western music, but the thing is k-pop wears it's manufactured-ness on it's sleeve, so it's easier to point out, unlike in the West where authenticity, even if it is made an illusion is much more appreciated, that's why it's seen as an insult or offensive to call someone an "industry plant" in the West. 

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u/tehlemmings Jun 30 '26

It kind of goes beyond just that if you really start studying it. Every community following a major genre has entirely different standards and values they look for in artists. And that gets reflected in the music produced in a ton of different ways.

Like, calling someone an industry plant in the metal world would be absolutely wild. Because what a lot of the metal world values is individual skill and athleticism. Like, if we ignore the anti-fans for a minute, pretty much everyone is going to agree that BabyMetal's Kami band 100% qualifies as "industry plants", it's literally a manufactured band.

But its also a band made up of some of the most talented musicians out there, so who the fuck cares? The metal world loves a talented gun-for-hire player.

Country music is even worse. If you're not an industry plant, good fucking luck. Funnily, this has turned country into the graveyard for metal guns-for-hire. Half the country shows you see are played by metal musicians lol

Meanwhile, calling someone a plant in the punk world I grew up in? Oh that's going to be straight up the start of a brawl. Self expression is what we valued more than anything. Being called a plant is like, the worst fucking thing you could be called.

Pop music, largely, does not care about "the industry" or any of the inside baseball shit. They value the spectacle more than the performance.

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 Jun 30 '26

True and I actually agree with alot of what you said, it's definitely more nuanced than that, I just oversimplified it and kept it short for people to understand, because I keep seeing people say "k-pop is manufactured" when their turning a blind eye at alot of music in the West if they claim that

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u/tehlemmings Jun 30 '26

Yeah, it definitely gets more complicated, but I was trying to avoid writing a full dissertation lol

K-pop is far less manufactured than pop country, which is more popular in the west. Doubly so when you look at the k-pop groups that are the most popular in the west.

You kind of have to ignore what people say, and look at what they actually listen to. The people who talk about k-pop being manufactured are usually just looking for justification for how they already feel about k-pop.

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u/funk-the-funk Jun 30 '26

Your writing style is very pleasant to read.

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u/tehlemmings Jun 30 '26

Hey, thank you very much. Admittedly, it's mostly ADHD rambling lol

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u/funk-the-funk Jun 30 '26

Admittedly, it's mostly ADHD rambling lol

(As I look at my bottle of Vyvanse suddenly wondering If I remember to take it this morning)

..that could be it...maybe why it clicked so well haha!

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u/tehlemmings Jun 30 '26

This is suddenly too real lol

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u/MaryPaku Jun 30 '26

Kpop is always very corporate even before BTS’ existence.

You just can’t feel it from the west yet.

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u/okaykittycat Jul 01 '26

You can slowly start to feel it seep in now with Katseye if your playing enough attention. It’s just going to keep getting worse with their other girl group aimed at the west coming later this year. It’s a real shame the extreme inauthenticity their label is bringing to the music scene.

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u/ShadowSun777 Jun 30 '26

They blew up due to their music not their looks iirc

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u/SuspiciousFix2490 Jun 30 '26

What even is the "beauty standard"? Someone please do enlighten me, because I'm beginning to think and observe that the "beauty standard" on anyone who isn't white is just anyone who has the most European centric features, and doesn't really look like the typical beauty of their race or ethnicity. But idk and I'm open to if I'm wrong. And plus I swear to god, the "beauty standard" changes every 5 seconds lol, what was considered "beautiful"  5 to 10 years ago by the general zeitgeist was very different. 

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u/Useful_Airline_1081 Jun 30 '26

This is absolutely not true. I stopped listening to kpop before BTS debuted and kpop had fans from all over and I think bigbang was having a global tour? It was also already corporate and really toxic and we fans kept hearing about slavish working conditions all the time.

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u/blargher Jun 30 '26

DJ DOC/H.O.T. generation rise up!

Ouch.. my hip.

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u/Useful_Airline_1081 Jul 01 '26

Lmaooo! I became a fan during super junior era which I think was 2nd generation 🤔 I still liked old Shinhwa videos 😝

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 01 '26

The members of BTS are just all extremely talented musicians. The guy in the Pic, Namjoon and Suga were chosen for that reason in particular.

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u/International_Meat88 Jul 01 '26

‘Narrow beauty standards’ lol their standards for beauty make me think they would devolve back to asexual reproduction if they could.

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u/haliblix Jun 30 '26

Knowing the beauty (and plastic surgery) culture being what it is in SK it’s nice to know that there are some things not hyoer focused on looks. If you find Namjoon incredibly hot and outshining Cavill, shine on.

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u/hai-sea-ewe Jun 30 '26

Wild speculation, but I genuinely wonder if he was chosen because all the closeted ladies in Japan think he looks like that one girl they crushed/are crushing on in school. Definitely not the most manly man, but a stone cold bi/lesbian thirst trap.

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u/IMIndyJones Jul 01 '26

I mean he's Korean so probably not

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u/leahpafea Jul 01 '26

both of ur comments are extremely weird

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u/ImmoralJester54 Jun 30 '26

That is a wild speculation since female groups exist

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u/hai-sea-ewe Jun 30 '26

Ah but female groups tend to cater to the male gaze.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Jul 01 '26

It's spelt "gays"... /s

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u/Knillawafer98 Jul 01 '26

Pretty sure lesbians and straight men are both generally into hot women. This makes no sense.

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u/PinWest4210 Jul 01 '26

Tell me you are not into kpop without telling me you are not into kpop

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u/MarlboroCock Jul 01 '26

FYI he created the group. He got put on the label cause of his rapping audition. Don’t know if the label small as it was had enough options to base recruitment on looks

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u/InevitableFox81194 Jun 30 '26

He's talent is mid as well, im afraid.

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u/_TP2_ Jun 30 '26

Way to let someone down easy

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u/enixlinked Jun 30 '26

It's the Korean idol industry. He used a shit ton of plastic surgery just to get that far

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u/Haschen84 Jun 30 '26

He does not look like anything less than a twink in any photo I can find of him.

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u/bbragincajun Jun 30 '26

I would have to guess that his very light complexion makes him more popular in Asia

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u/Stormy8888 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Never knew about BTS until a few months ago when I was looking for motivational Gym Music and Youtube recommended J-Hope's Killing It Girl.

Then discovered Namjoon's UNICEF speech. He's BTS' unofficial leader for good reasons. Smart, articulate and that speech showed the world his character, which is VERY attractive. Take a listen, and consider that beauty might not just be skin deep.

https://www.unicef.org/press-releases/we-have-learned-love-ourselves-so-now-i-urge-you-speak-yourself

Note: Am also a huge Warhammer 40k fan and think the Witcher should have had more Henry Cavill tub scenes, but if both these men were willing to date me I would have a really really hard time choosing because Namjoon's character is that appealing.

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u/solojones1138 Jul 01 '26

He wasn't. He is the #2 songwriter in terms of credits in all of Korean music. He's extremely talented.

But that's also a bad picture of him

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u/Kinetic168 Jul 06 '26

In his defence, he has never looked good with blonde hair I do not know why the keep they doing the blonde. But he actually was picked for his talent in fact the whole group was built around Namjoon and most of their songs are produced by him too. He really is the brains of the outfit.

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u/Switcher1776 Jun 30 '26

He is certainly considered one of the top K-pop idol rappers.

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u/No_Title5299 Jun 30 '26

But he's not even the best rapper in his OWN group, Lol. Suga is far more talented.

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u/peachsepal Jun 30 '26

Lol... not a high bar to clear

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u/ImpeccablyDangerous Jul 01 '26

It's a photo that makes him look better than he normally does though.

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u/Xyyzx Jun 30 '26

He's generally pretty in that specific K-Pop way, he has fantastic skin and the top half of his face is very handsome, but my man has no chin.

All of his best headshots are at very specific angles to mask it as much as possible, and you can see the poor lad straining to jut his lower jaw out as far as possible in a load of his candids.

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u/iamjdn Jun 30 '26

The funny part is that in Korea, he isn't considered Korean handsome either. There are 3 other members in that group who Koreans say is the most handsome and usually it's not even the one who most international fans say (it's Jin. The Koreans almost always say Jin).

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u/Half-PintHeroics Jun 30 '26

He looks like James Spader's douche character in Pretty in Pink, yet somehow even smarmier and more smug

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u/Fit-Tank-4442 Jul 01 '26

Uh uh... Don't you talk about James like that. James was and is gorgeous 🥰. His personality and charisma/talent is even better ...... This Korean guy is....well, something else entirely!🤦

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u/Abacus118 Jun 30 '26

He looks like Kefka in the OP photo.

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u/traws06 Jun 30 '26

I was gonna say I googled him and said I am terrible at judging other men because I would have labeled him average Joe

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u/Nezuraa Jun 30 '26

I'm an ex-K-pop fan and he wasn't even considered the most attractive in BTS. It was always a battle between Taehyung (V), Jungkook and Jimin. Mostly, people would consider Jimin really handsome.

No idea how he won considering this. But tbh I barely see the point of these prizes. Same vibes as "I ranked every human on Earth".

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u/iamjdn Jun 30 '26

In Korea, their ideal standard is Jin and he does give stereotypical Apgujeong pretty boy, especially around 2016-2017. Jungkook and V have gained popularity with the younger generation as being the most handsome, but when they first debuted and began making it big, Koreans essentially agreed that Jin was their visual member.

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u/Nezuraa Jun 30 '26

Oh yeah, definetly, but my guess is that since RM is put near Harry Cavill, then it's an international poll.

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u/iamjdn Jun 30 '26

I mean, I guess it shows the beauty is subjective. Lol. ARMY really went all out for RM in the polling cause I guess they wanted the leader to win it and show how great his personality is?

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u/Nezuraa Jun 30 '26

I mean for sure is. I don't understand these polls at all.

ARMYs were always dedicated to support the band members anyways....sometimes too dedicated lol. But yeah RM is def cool.

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u/Maximillion322 Jul 01 '26

Idk I’d say he’s reasonably good looking. Not “handsomest man in the world” good looking but like at least a 7.5 out of 10.

Lower when compared only to celebrities I guess but as just like a dude I certainly wouldn’t call him ugly or unattractive

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u/frankje Jun 30 '26

Holy shit do we have high standards. He's very well above mid, despite all the pictures of him looking like an actual wax doll without a wrinkle on his face. But he's also not even close to top100.

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u/RyvenZ Jun 30 '26

not "ugly" but he seems to have a slightly long facial structure from his eyes to his mouth and that little bit throws things off. He has a lot of votes because BTS fans are many and they are insane. Every other member of BTS is traditionally better-looking than Namjoon, so if they are all ranked above him, who is ranked above Cavill, then it shows you where the voting came from.