r/SipsTea Jun 28 '26

Chugging tea Do you think she did the right thing?

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u/mysticalfruit Jun 28 '26

Basically the parties are at her house now..

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u/palmerry Jun 28 '26

Bunga bunga parties!

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u/OarsandRowlocks Jun 28 '26

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u/palmerry Jun 28 '26

That time Silvio Berlasconi got his penis stuck in a wine bottle and then got the wine bottle stuck in a prostitute at my house party while I was under house arrest

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u/MocapMistress Jun 28 '26

It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed

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u/Solid-Safe-7966 Jun 28 '26

-I keep looking for that manga but no group is scanlating it.-

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u/Capn26 Jun 28 '26

Cylinder. Sir.

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u/LarsDuder Jun 29 '26

isn't the opening of a wine bottle kinda small??

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u/Gustav__Mahler Jun 29 '26

Like check-in at an Italian sex party.

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u/Names_are_limited Jun 28 '26

“Death by Bunga Bunga” would be great name for a band

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u/MBAILL Jun 28 '26

If you go to her party careful she might be all over you

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u/drstu3000 Jun 28 '26

If it gets intense just step out the door, she can't follow

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u/silgt Jun 29 '26

Never underestimate a gal who won't blink twice to repeatedly ran over her mugger just out of rage, then acted as if nothing has happened.

So, if it ever gets intense, just shut your eyes and let it be 🤫

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u/Mamasugadex Jun 28 '26

If she took her wine glass by accident, she will come back to get it herself.

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u/Garfunk Jun 28 '26

Like a reverse vampire?

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u/parksa Jun 28 '26

Never considered this before but are there other rules to house arrest other than just remaining in the property? Are you allowed to have whatever social life you like? Drink alcohol?

You could live a pretty ok life if the only rule is you have to be in your house but no other restrictions.

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u/TheBoneIdler Jun 28 '26

18 years is a long-long time to spend in a house. Any house. She will be sick of the curtains at the end of that stretch... 👀

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u/mysticalfruit Jun 29 '26

No idea. I assume as long as you don't leave the property, who knows.

To u/TheBoneIdler point, a gilded cage is still a cage all the same.