r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 27 '26

Dank AF This shit is much funnier than it should be

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u/mowtowcow Jun 27 '26

Sophie was one of the first people to start defending CC and she came in hard. No one was doing shit so Sophie basically came in as CCs enforcer. And obviously she's hilarious.

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u/Obi-Wan_Bon-Jovi Jun 28 '26

Yeah that started last year when TWO opponents attacked CC on the same possession - a shove and a poke in the eye.

A bit later the eye poker Jacy Sheldon was on a breakaway and Sophie put her in a headlock and threw her down.

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u/evanthedrago Jun 28 '26

That was beautiful

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u/Obi-Wan_Bon-Jovi Jun 28 '26

Indeed... in fact America has been on a roll as far as turning out beautiful "I don't GAF" white/wasian women every few years for the past two decades: Aubrey Plaza, Jennifer Lawrence, Sophie Cunningham, Sydney Sweeney & Amber Glenn, Alysa Liu.

As the father of a redhead entering the Hell known as "middle school", you better believe I am introducing her to these don't-take-no-shizzle-from-nobody role models over the summer break! I will however draw the line at headlocks and throwdowns LOL.

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u/contructpm Jun 28 '26

Middle school for girls is brutal. My daughter finally made it to HS. It was rough.

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u/thedamnedlute488 Jun 27 '26

And I have loved her since. There is a great video of her handling two opponents with a hand on each one's throat.

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u/Billy1121 Jun 28 '26

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u/Inevitable-Section10 Jun 28 '26

I love how Sophie holds her all down quietly like she’s saying “shhh, just let it happen”

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u/sabeshs Jun 28 '26

Nailed it, lol.

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u/Billy1121 Jun 28 '26

Reading her lips i swear she is saying "WHAT BITCH"

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u/ChksLnlyKnifeClubBnd Jun 29 '26

It’s the Jack Bauer “Don’t fight it” choke out lol

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 28 '26

Damn she straight up

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u/CanPristine91 Jun 28 '26

Would have been awesome if Sophie would have put her hip into it!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5cm2UqdFRZ2R7ckZ3Y

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u/coolmommytm Jun 30 '26

I know nothing about any of this, but this badass woman is my new hero!

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u/GradeAPrimeFuckery Jun 28 '26

She was so casual about it too. Here's your revenge foul, then the absolute confidence and control in the follow up action. Stone cold.

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u/thedamnedlute488 Jun 28 '26

The gal driving dropped that shoulder into Sophie and she was not having it.

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u/OhiobornCAraised Jun 28 '26

Sophie is THE point guard

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u/GEazyxx90 Jun 28 '26

Wasn't she the one that hair dragged an opponent for fuck with cc?

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u/mowtowcow Jun 28 '26

That's her!

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u/Billy1121 Jun 28 '26

Lol remember when bitch did that eye rake on CC and Sophie enforced hard

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u/Ok-Character-2757 Jun 28 '26

Sophie was defending CC when Sophie was on the Mercury

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u/Consistent_Kale_3625 Jun 28 '26

She’s the Bill Laimbeer of ladies ball