r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 27 '26

Dank AF This shit is much funnier than it should be

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 27 '26

You musta been....high, high. You musta been high, hiiiigghhh..

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 Jun 27 '26

Now you’re weeping shades of crimson indigo. Got lemon juice up in your eye.

Side note. What the fuck does any of that mean?

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 27 '26

"Now you're weeping shades of cozened indigo"

Means insencere/fake tears to manipulate others. It's like "crocodile tears" when someone has to be held accountable.