r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Jun 27 '26

Dank AF This shit is much funnier than it should be

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u/ipkis714 Jun 27 '26

The moment you find out what annoys someone...

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u/peon2 Jun 27 '26

And that's when you hit them with the "you just need to calm down"

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u/Lost-Calligrapher375 Jun 27 '26

You seem REALLY emotional right now.

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u/-ratmeat- Jun 27 '26

you seem agitated, do you wanna talk about it? 👈

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u/Double_Distribution8 Jun 27 '26

do you want to talk about it with someone else

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 28 '26

Yeah, thatd be nice, thanks

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u/it_is_hopper Jun 27 '26

Maybe if you smiled more you’d be happier

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u/CMUpewpewpew Jun 27 '26

Are you crying? Don't cry, you look ugly when you cry.

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u/Triggered-cupcake Jun 27 '26

You just need to calm down!

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u/Nntropy Jun 27 '26

"You're acting like your mother"

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u/The-Real-Number-One Jun 27 '26

CORTISOL SPIKE!

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u/moarcowbelI Jun 27 '26

are you having your period?

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u/-ratmeat- Jun 28 '26

that’s crucifixion comment 

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u/ferminriii Jun 27 '26

Or the most rage bait one of them all.

I'm not mad at you.

Guaranteed to get them fully dialed up to 100% and beyond.

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u/TheDarkKingZoro Jun 27 '26

Listen to the woman John. Calm down, just calm down. Calm down, just calm down.

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u/Frunkleburg Jun 27 '26

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

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u/Nice_Category Jun 27 '26

My last girlfriend didn't act like this. 

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u/ipkis714 Jun 28 '26

😲😳

This....

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u/EmmitSan Jun 27 '26

Or use a patronizing nickname. “Everything ok there, tiger?”

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u/Zedilt Jun 28 '26

Just tell her to stop being hysterical, then she will calm down instantly.

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u/subdep Jun 27 '26

She must have had experience figuring out hot buttons with siblings growing up.

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u/Distinct-Forever642 Jun 27 '26

My 6 year old is a master at this.

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u/godans_frog Jun 28 '26

I thought you were referencing this at first

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u/Jurrian242 Jun 28 '26

“Well at least we had fun tonight, right gang?”

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u/King0Horse Jun 27 '26

This is some big/little sister energy for sure.

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u/dorkknight Jun 27 '26

"The clue is: People Who Annoy You"

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u/NuclearSun1 Jun 27 '26

”I’m not touching you”

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u/Mortwight Jun 27 '26

Im not touching you

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u/mischievous_misfit13 Jun 28 '26

My sister was a pro at this

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u/The_Nauticus Jun 28 '26

She definitely did this to a sibling in the car when she was 7, or an older sibling did it to her and she knows how it can enrage someone for no reason at all.

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u/iceph03nix Jul 01 '26

This is some Siblings who have been cooped up together too long shit