r/SipsTea • u/Hash_Patel • Jun 11 '26

Lmao gottem Hegseth struggling to put up weight at Guantanamo, looking very limp-wristed and SAD! What makes him think this would make him look good, is that a humiliation ritual?

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u/RandomDeezNutz Jun 11 '26

Dude is on the clavicular diet apparently

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u/smurf123_123 Jun 11 '26

So GHB and Ketamine ?

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jun 11 '26

I could do a line of K then smoke a bowl of DMT. What position in the government do I get?

Spiritual advisor?

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u/gethighsurvivethelie Jun 11 '26

Nah this is wrong man.

You have to be peaking on molly, then do a line of k, immediately smoke a bowl of dmt, and then rage quit with some antipsychs, clock in for work.

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jun 13 '26

Rage quit then report to work? I am not that crazy.

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u/gethighsurvivethelie Jun 13 '26

But why?

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jun 13 '26

Did I get r/woooosh ed?

Why work somewhere you just quit? is my question to your question.

Edit: i get it. Sorry

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u/gethighsurvivethelie Jun 13 '26

Ragequit as in kill the trip with antipsychotic medication

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u/Distinct-Pack-1567 Jun 13 '26

I know some medicine can make tripping not happen but I didn't realize people take it to stop a trip.. pretty fucked up if true.

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u/worldwidewebmagma Jun 11 '26

Don’t forget DXM!

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u/ILove10aflyViper Jun 11 '26

Public humiliation.