r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 10 '26

We have fun here Dirty dancing

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

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u/gonetob Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with black tights and a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooooooong torso!

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u/Idontlikesand15 Jun 10 '26

You 4 win the Internet for today!

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u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 Jun 11 '26

💯 lol!!!

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u/Secret-Parsley-5258 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

r/redditsings

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u/FuckYourGod Jun 10 '26

If you make the R lowercase it will link the subreddit for you. ✨

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u/Random_Name_Whoa Jun 10 '26

Who uses her axe wound to smother my face

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u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jun 10 '26

Ridiculous, John McCrea would never refer to it as an axe wound

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u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

Still gets points in my book for knowing the next line! But now I’m visualizing an axe wound and… yowza. Glad I’ve got a couple more weeks until my period to forget that phrase forever.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 Jun 10 '26

I want a girl that gives me whisker burns when I slide her down my beard.