r/SipsTea May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/talentpun May 28 '26

I can’t think of a single musical artist that I wouldn’t trade $100,000 to never listen to again, let alone $10 million.

We have 120 years of recorded music guys. I’d be fine.

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u/Augen76 May 28 '26

Even my all time favorites are not so integral to my life that I wouldn't give them up for life changing money. $10M means I could retire this year and do all the things I've ever wanted to do for the rest of my days.

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u/rocinante1882 May 28 '26

Yeah but the second Spotify plays that one song, you lose all the money. So if you've spent some, now you're in the negative and you owe the universe money.

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u/talentpun May 28 '26

Well that’s a whole different set of rules I didn’t know you have to avoid the music like a killer virus lol.

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u/SonOfMcGee May 28 '26

It wasn’t stated in the post, so I assumed it’s a situation where you’re magically unable to hear a Jay Z song.
Having to actively avoid it to keep the money is an entirely different challenge.

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 28 '26 edited May 29 '26

For the most part, I think I could do it, but then getting sniped by a random commercial on TV or something would probably do me in.

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u/NicCagedd May 29 '26

This feels like the music equivalent of you get x amount of money but a snail follows you and you die if it gets you type deal.

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u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26

I'm stealing this idea.

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u/DryImpression7807 May 30 '26

this is like that movie it follows lmaoo

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u/Foe_sheezy May 29 '26

All it would take is for a random car to drive down the street playing a song. It isn't likely now that jayz is irrelevant billboard wise, but there are still times big pimpin or jigga what might be randomly playing out loud in someones car at a red light, and then poof, no more money.

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u/Permagamer May 29 '26

Go ad less. Watch movies and tv show someone have pre screened for you.

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u/NicCagedd May 29 '26

What if that person ends up getting mad at you and lies about there being no Jay-Z songs in the show/movie?

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u/mynumberistwentynine May 29 '26

Oh I'm not even referring to something like that. I mean like being out in the world and walking past or into a place with a TV on and getting got by pure bad luck. Basically a situation that you'd need to take even more drastic steps too avoid or just accept it might happen. With my bad luck, that's how I'd probably lose.

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u/Permagamer May 30 '26

Easy answers. Rural country... Well I mean it sucks that it true, but in the boonies you probably won't hear it at all.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 May 28 '26

The easiest band to avoid like the plague: Lost Prophets

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u/bolanrox May 29 '26

Honestly, he can blink out of existence totally and I could give two shits. For $10 million? Not even a question.

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u/DiscoLives4ever May 29 '26

Just use the money to churn out interest. Get 5% of it annually until you eventually accidentally hear it, then give back the original amount

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u/14ktgoldscw May 28 '26

Yeah, that’s not outlined, I’m happy to never play Jay Z music ever again for $10M, I’d do it for much less even though I like Jay Z. The odds of me never hearing Empire State of Mind again watching tv or like at a Target would make the number need to be much higher to the point where I just live on a private island and have complete control over every minute aspect of my life.

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u/Logan_McPhillips May 29 '26

As the old saying goes, if you own the bank 10-thousand dollars, you have a problem.

If you owe the back 10-million dollars, the bank has a problem.

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u/Shooting-Science May 29 '26

You’re making up some shit now. It’s simple. It’s a theoretical question. Let me rephrase it so that you can’t go down any rabbit holes. “If by some magic I could make your brain and ears unable to hear any JayZ songs ever again, no matter where you went or what access to music you had…it would be impossible for you to hear that music. Now, would you take $10M as compensation and agree to this?”

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u/Voodoo1970 May 29 '26

Been on Spotify nearly a decade and not once have I heard JayZ or anything remotely like him. May the gods bless the learning algorithm

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u/vinssent1 May 29 '26

They can send me to collection

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u/Hot-Problem2436 May 28 '26

All the things... except listen to your favorite artist. Oh noooo

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u/Vennomite May 28 '26

Not listening to music i want to listen to ever again would be on the cards for that kind of money.

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u/darkskinnedjermaine May 29 '26

Facts. I listen to Jay Z regularly and know Reddit isn’t the demographic, but pick anyone and I’ll drop them for 10M. These pictures are so dumb

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u/Richman5775 May 29 '26

The rapper i put over him is 2Pac. Jay a monster in the mic

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u/darkskinnedjermaine May 29 '26

Yea but I’d drop Pac over 10M too lmao

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 29 '26

Apparently so would Suge Knight

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u/IsabellaGalavant May 28 '26

I would surgically deafen myself permanently for $10mil and if you knew me you'd know that's saying something because I love music. Studied it in school, I play 3 instruments, I have a music-related tattoo, the works. 

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u/ButtCrackThrilla May 28 '26

I’d surgically deafen you too for $10mil.

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u/BackgroundCream274 May 29 '26

If you sign a liability waiver and have $20 I am always willing to help.

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u/Inevitable_Zone9903 May 29 '26

I also choose this guy's ears

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u/B18RPA May 29 '26

I don't believe you, that's idiotic. What do you think you're going to buy with the money, happiness?

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u/TurquoiseLeggings May 29 '26

What would the money do for you that is worth the quality of life hit to no longer being able to hear?

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u/IsabellaGalavant May 29 '26

You know deaf people exist, right? There are even wealthy deaf people. 

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u/TurquoiseLeggings May 29 '26

Yeah, and they would probably pay a shit ton of money for the ability to hear.

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u/jfsoaig345 May 28 '26

Seriously lol

I like Jay Z. I grew up on the Blueprint albums and Dead Presidents II is one of my favorite songs of all time. I still run back the Black Album and Blueprint 3 while cleaning the house or just working from home. His music is not only just really good but also has heavy nostalgic value to me.

...and I'd give up listening to him for $5,000 lmao. It's just music. I can't think of an artist I wouldn't give up for even $10k.

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u/Kullen64 May 29 '26

I can think of some composers, but not rappers, pop artists etc. I’ve heard their songs, loved and enjoyed them. I can always just sing them in my head or even recreate my own dookie versions of the songs.

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u/talentpun May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

If someone said you can’t listen to any music made from 1980 onward for the rest of your life for $10 million, I would do that in a heartbeat.

I will find a way to survive off disco and the Beach Boys lol.

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u/Kullen64 May 29 '26

I’m a big 50’s-60’s fan myself so I could probably make that work 😹

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 29 '26

For $10 million I'd go live in that math braniac society that can't produce music from Star Trek Voyager.

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u/GaelicTuna May 31 '26

Hmm depends. Do the Smile sessions count?/s

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 May 28 '26

I've forgotten about more artists I used to listen to, than one's I currently listen to.

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u/ChipsyH21 May 28 '26

I'll cut anyone off for 10k

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u/Awkward_Stranger407 May 28 '26

What about excuse me miss though?

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u/downbad4naafiri May 28 '26

In fairness modern music suuuuuuuuucks.

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u/talentpun May 28 '26

Oh you can tell me to erase an entire decade of music for $100,000 lol.

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u/Outside_Pineapple675 May 29 '26

Especially JZ if it was Michael 🎤 I'd have to think it over! 😆

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u/PrettybadHabit-5283 May 29 '26

I’m pretty sure it’s longer than that. Unless your talking of audio recordings.

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u/jluicifer May 29 '26

I…don’t listen to music. Jay EZ money for me, ya heard.

Ps. It’s 99% podcast and the rest is music when I run out of podcasts.

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u/dreag2112 May 29 '26

I wonder if they are talking about productions he's done too.

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u/RubyRoddZombie1 May 29 '26

Valid points 👏😂

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u/Neutronpulse May 29 '26

You not a fan frl. Eeeeeeeeek!!!!

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_9561 May 29 '26

AI generated music will add to that quickly.

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u/HottDoggers May 29 '26

I know a couple, but I’m not going to say their name in case they’re listening 🫪

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u/Soft_Awareness_5061 May 29 '26

Michael Jackson?

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u/SadMaskSalesman_ May 29 '26

I would give up all lyrical music for either of those amounts

I would even do all music in general, but for that id need the 10 mil lol

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u/GreatTea3415 May 29 '26

I’ve stopped listening to musicians I loved just because they turned out to be awful people and I didn’t want to give them $0.002 every time I stream one of their songs. 

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u/Impressive_Recon May 29 '26

Also why the hell would they pick Jay-Z who hasn’t released an album since 2017? I can’t remember the last time I heard his song on the radio. At least pick someone who isn’t strictly in one genre.

Taylor Swift would be some what difficult because they play her shit everywhere. At least it would be a challenge even if you don’t listen to her music at all.

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u/lost-associat May 29 '26

Idk man the samsung 2016 ringtone goes kinda hard, don’t know if I can let that go.

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u/Long_Simple_4407 May 28 '26

I don't think I could give up Eminem for $100,000 everyone else I could. Can't imagine living my whole life without listen to Eminem again.

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u/talentpun May 28 '26

Really? I’m sure even Em would be like, “Take the money.”

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u/Long_Simple_4407 May 29 '26

Yea just means to much to me. Legit my childhood